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Title: Floor collapses at Swedish Weight Watchers clinic
Post by: thundley4 on January 14, 2010, 01:42:35 PM
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The floor of a Weight Watchers clinic in Växjö in south central Sweden collapsed on Wednesday night beneath a group of about 20 participants in the weight-loss programme.

The Weight Watchers participants had gathered in the group’s facilities to see how much weight they had lost.

As it turned out, however, people’s weight was not the only thing to fall.

“We suddenly heard a huge thud; we almost thought it was an earthquake and everything flew up in the air. The floor collapsed in one corner of the room and along the walls,” one of the participants told the Smålandsposten newspaper.

Then floor then started to give way in other parts of the room. Shortly thereafter, the smell of sewage began to waft up into the room.
  Sweden (http://www.thelocal.se/24374/)

How many people pooped their pants?
Title: Re: Floor collapses at Swedish Weight Watchers clinic
Post by: IassaFTots on January 14, 2010, 01:45:38 PM
I am so trying to be respectful and not laugh right now.
Title: Re: Floor collapses at Swedish Weight Watchers clinic
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on January 14, 2010, 02:03:26 PM
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The Weight Watchers participants had gathered in the group’s facilities to see how much weight they had lost.

Not enough, apparently.
Title: Re: Floor collapses at Swedish Weight Watchers clinic
Post by: IassaFTots on January 14, 2010, 02:15:09 PM
Not enough, apparently.

That isn't making it easy. 
Title: Re: Floor collapses at Swedish Weight Watchers clinic
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on January 14, 2010, 02:20:53 PM
That isn't making it easy.  

Come to the Dark Side.



We have cookies.


And not them low-fat kind either.
Title: Re: Floor collapses at Swedish Weight Watchers clinic
Post by: IassaFTots on January 14, 2010, 02:27:43 PM
Come to the Dark Side.



We have cookies.


And not them low-fat kind either.

Meh.  I don't like cookies.  Got Pizza?
Title: Re: Floor collapses at Swedish Weight Watchers clinic
Post by: SilverOrchid on January 14, 2010, 02:42:25 PM
I don't care, I laughed. Hard.
Title: Re: Floor collapses at Swedish Weight Watchers clinic
Post by: Eupher on January 14, 2010, 02:47:45 PM
 Sweden (http://www.thelocal.se/24374/)

How many people pooped their pants?

All of them?

This is a very heavy situation. Lots of people evidently weighing all the facts, dishing them up, and serving them out.

But even with all of that, the structure of the topic gave way to meatier claims.

I never met a fat blonde I didn't like.   :-)
Title: Re: Floor collapses at Swedish Weight Watchers clinic
Post by: bijou on January 14, 2010, 02:51:36 PM
I am so trying to be respectful and not laugh right now.
Fat chance of that plan succeeding.  :-)
Title: Re: Floor collapses at Swedish Weight Watchers clinic
Post by: thundley4 on January 14, 2010, 02:53:05 PM
Fat chance of that plan succeeding.  :-)

I think there is a slim chance .
Title: Re: Floor collapses at Swedish Weight Watchers clinic
Post by: Eupher on January 14, 2010, 02:57:04 PM
Fat chance of that plan succeeding.  :-)

Scal[e]ing back already?
Title: Re: Floor collapses at Swedish Weight Watchers clinic
Post by: kenth on January 14, 2010, 03:06:38 PM
Holy cow!
Title: Re: Floor collapses at Swedish Weight Watchers clinic
Post by: ColonialMarine0431 on January 14, 2010, 04:21:48 PM
YCMTSU!

 :rotf:
Title: Re: Floor collapses at Swedish Weight Watchers clinic
Post by: Wineslob on January 14, 2010, 04:57:08 PM
Well, THAT was crappy.
Title: Re: Floor collapses at Swedish Weight Watchers clinic
Post by: Thor on January 14, 2010, 05:17:51 PM
This seems to be a pretty weighty topic............
Title: Re: Floor collapses at Swedish Weight Watchers clinic
Post by: Chris on January 14, 2010, 07:28:41 PM
According to liberal propaganda, there are no fat people in Sweden.  If we had gummint-run everything, we'd all be thin, blonde, and healthy like they are.  Or something.
Title: Re: Floor collapses at Swedish Weight Watchers clinic
Post by: IassaFTots on January 14, 2010, 08:44:40 PM
According to liberal propaganda, there are no fat people in Sweden.  If we had gummint-run everything, we'd all be thin, blonde, and healthy like they are.  Or something.

Would we be tall? 
Title: Re: Floor collapses at Swedish Weight Watchers clinic
Post by: NHSparky on January 14, 2010, 08:47:34 PM
I never met a fat blonde I didn't like.   :-)

I can change that once I introduce you to my ex.
Title: Re: Floor collapses at Swedish Weight Watchers clinic
Post by: Eupher on January 14, 2010, 10:17:47 PM
I can change that once I introduce you to my ex.

Well, I didn't say what I like 'em for....

Boat anchors, anvils, Fat Bastard lookalikes, that sort of thing.
Title: Re: Floor collapses at Swedish Weight Watchers clinic
Post by: Aaron Burr on January 14, 2010, 10:28:59 PM
 :lmao:

Oh man, Mr. Eupher with the win.

But seriously, someones fat is going into the fire over this incident. Sure, the chance of finding evidence might be pretty thin, but think of the gravity of the situation. I don't know waddle be the explanation. Thankfully the rotunda didn't collapse as well.
Title: Re: Floor collapses at Swedish Weight Watchers clinic
Post by: Eupher on January 15, 2010, 07:31:08 AM
Once they clear away the Twinkies wrappers, the whole thing is going to render down to just a few hundred kilos. It was bloated to begin with. Sow could something like this happen?

Lining up at the feed trough can be a boaring experience. I mean, it's the same ol' faces, same ol' pink, same ol' curly tails.