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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Karin on January 12, 2010, 08:46:27 AM
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Link (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x7445361)
And she put this in GD. So stupid, I just had to bring it over.
ehrnst (899 posts) Tue Jan-12-10 08:19 AM
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My 6 year old displays more critical thought than Teabaggers and Foxnews viewers
Edited on Tue Jan-12-10 08:21 AM by ehrnst
This morning, my 6 year old asked me, "Is Santa real?"
"Do you believe that he's real?" I evaded.
"I like believing in Santa, but I want to know if he's really real or not."
I decided to do right by him and be honest - that Santa is a story that makes kids happy on Christmas morning, and persuades them to be more cooperative with their parents.
He thought for a moment, then said, "OK. He's a good story. Thanks for telling me about him, mom."
I think that I was as happy and proud as the moment he took his first step.
crim son (1000+ posts) Tue Jan-12-10 08:33 AM
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1. Okay, that is a cute story!
Obviously your little guy is not only smart but wise while teabaggers and Fauxnewsers are dumber than rocks.
Motormouth gets carried away:
mstinamotorcity (301 posts) Tue Jan-12-10 09:03 AM
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4. What is it that people say
"Out of the mouth of babes" take care of our next future President,Senator Governor,Mayor,or Councilman.
peace13 (1000+ posts) Tue Jan-12-10 09:14 AM
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6. So sweet! n/t
Is that what you call it? This whole wad of goofiness belongs at mommies.com, without the silly and moronic political overtones. The OP is trying to make a profound policy analysis from a conversation with a brat.
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ehrnst (899 posts) Tue Jan-12-10 08:19 AM
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My 6 year old displays more critical thought than Teabaggers and Foxnews viewers
Edited on Tue Jan-12-10 08:21 AM by ehrnst
This morning, my 6 year old asked me, "Is Obama real?"
"Do you believe that he's real?" I evaded.
"I like believing in Obama, but I want to know if he's really real or not."
I decided to do right by him and be honest - that Obama is a muslim communist that makes Libs happy on Christmas morning, and persuades them to be more cooperative with Democrats.
He thought for a moment, then said, "OK. He's a good story. Thanks for telling me about him, mom."
I think that I was as happy and proud as the moment he took his first step.
Fixed.
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There was nothing in the post to indicate that Fox News or TEA Party protesters are stupid.
I guess the person who tapped that onto the keyboard forgot about that part or simply took it for granted it would be accepted.
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These stories they puke out seem to be for the sole purpose of convincing themselves they are not what they know themselves to be.
The whole "hope and change" nonsense...etc.
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I flush things down the toliet that have more critical thought than liberals, and especially primitives. So the ehrnst primitive and its kid are living in my septic tank while falsely believing they're in a penthouse on Park Ave. Of course, compared to Skin's island, my septic tank IS a penthouse on Park Ave.
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ehrnst Donating Member (899 posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Tue Jan-12-10 08:19 AM
Original message
My 6 year old displays more critical thought than Teabaggers and Foxnews viewers
Edited on Tue Jan-12-10 08:21 AM by ehrnst
This morning, my 6 year old asked me, "Is Santa real?"
"Do you believe that he's real?" I evaded.
"I like believing in Santa, but I want to know if he's really real or not."
I decided to do right by him and be honest - that Santa is a story that makes kids happy on Christmas morning, and persuades them to be more cooperative with their parents.
He thought for a moment, then said, "OK. He's a good story. Thanks for telling me about him, mom."
I think that I was as happy and proud as the moment he took his first step.
(updated to correct typo in title)
What a DUmmy. Here's a clue. If you're going to make a comparison statement about your romp after the bar closes, resulting in a offspring and FOX/Teabaggers, link the two together.
Not to be outdone.
T Wolf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Tue Jan-12-10 09:04 AM
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5. When my daughter asked this question, she also extrapolated the (true) answer to the
Easter Bunny and the Tooth fairy.
A triple=header that day.
New campfire. May not go anywhere. The contributors so far are on the DUmber side of DUmb. May not want to be associated with this level of stupidity.
Still. You never know. They do try and outdo each other.
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Dupe
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,39069.0.html
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Dupe
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,39069.0.html
Wouldn't have known it from the title.
Please merge, Frank.
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How to increase your dope budget....kill off Santa, tooth fairy and easter bunny in one easy step.
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I have to give her one bong at least, after all it was her own child so someone did pop out of a bush, even if it was six years back.
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Please, DUmmies, it's January 12!! Not one six-year-old in the entire world is questioning Santa Claus on JANUARY 12!! Beginning on December 26, not one six-year-old has given Santa a single thought, and won't, until they are seven-year-olds around December 10 later this year. This is a bouncy tale that the DUmmy dreamed up three weeks too late for this season. The only thing we can take away from the story is that in this DUmmy household, Mommy is a moonbat and a liar.
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I have to give her one bong at least, after all it was her own child so someone did pop out of a bush, even if it was six years back.
Creative reasoning. :-)
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Let's see - DUmmy tells a "DUmmy in training" six year-old that Santa is fake, "DUmmy in training" six year-old accepts the premise therefore, TEABAGGERS ARE MORONS!!!111
Behold ladies and gentlemen: DUmmy logic laid bare.
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All kids at some point ask their parents if Santa is real. Your kid is not special idiot.
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All kids at some point ask their parents if Santa is real. Your kid is not special idiot.
The "speshul" kind of stupid that DUmmy ehrnst has - she IS a DUmmy, after all - could be hereditary. You never know.
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The "speshul" kind of stupid that DUmmy ehrnst has - she IS a DUmmy, after all - could be hereditary. You never know.
Do you think she is the same kind of "speshul" as greenbriar?
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Please, DUmmies, it's January 12!! Not one six-year-old in the entire world is questioning Santa Claus on JANUARY 12!! Beginning on December 26, not one six-year-old has given Santa a single thought, and won't, until they are seven-year-olds around December 10 later this year. This is a bouncy tale that the DUmmy dreamed up three weeks too late for this season. The only thing we can take away from the story is that in this DUmmy household, Mommy is a moonbat and a liar.
Doncha just find it unbelievable how often these dilrods use the word honesty? Like they have a corner on the market when in reality, they are the most dishonest people on the whole entire frikkin' planet!
Holy buhgeesuz Andy! Talk about your hypocritical BS!
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Do you think she is the same kind of "speshul" as greenbriar?
Pam's kind of "speshul" isn't hereditary. It's contagious. That's why the Global Socialist Brotherhood has her in a teaching capacity: to infect as many of her charges as possible with "useful-idiotism".
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YAWN
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Pam's kind of "speshul" isn't hereditary. It's contagious. That's why the Global Socialist Brotherhood has her in a teaching capacity: to infect as many of her charges as possible with "useful-idiotism".
what is your avatar pic anyways?
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what is your avatar pic anyways?
Edinburgh castle. Makes me feel all "William Wallace-ey"...
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Edinburgh castle. Makes me feel all "William Wallace-ey"...
Cool place. But the walk to it is a MOTHAH!
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Edinburgh castle. Makes me feel all "William Wallace-ey"...
cool.
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Cool place. But the walk to it is a MOTHAH!
We Scotsmen don't notice...
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We Scotsmen don't notice...
We Scotswomen with really short legs, having ingested too many Belhavens do.
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We Scotsmen don't notice...
Have you ever posted a pic of your "starship"? Tail numbers covered up, of course.
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Have you ever posted a pic of your "starship"? Tail numbers covered up, of course.
(http://helios.augustana.edu/astronomy/mel-peterson/horse-1520.jpg)
Here we are, with a nice view of the Horsehead Nebula off our port quarter - the cloak was running, of course. :-)
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(http://helios.augustana.edu/astronomy/mel-peterson/horse-1520.jpg)
Here we are, with a nice view of the Horsehead Nebula off our port quarter - the cloak was running, of course. :-)
lol. nice pic. You mentioned elsewhere you were a pilot, I meant your plane- if you have one. My airplane is about 4 inches and made by Mattel. heh.
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lol. nice pic. You mentioned elsewhere you were a pilot, I meant your plane- if you have one. My airplane is about 4 inches and made by Mattel. heh.
As a working slob, most of my hours are logged in rentals.
I started out as a student pilot in this bird:
(http://www.befa.org/plane_pics/N5344K/n5344k_jan25002.jpg) (http://www.befa.org/plane_pics/N5344K/n5344k_jan25009.jpg)
with the Boeing Employees Flying Club, back in '96 & '97.
Shortly after my family and I moved to Galt's Gulch, I joined Aspen Flying Club in Centennial. This one:
(http://www.aspenflyingclub.com/Aircraft/N8332B.jpg)
has been one of my favorites. It's fun for trips back to Arizona, as well as back east to visit family.
Nowadays, I'm designing and building a couple of my own. First is a single place, enclosed cockpit ultralight, suitable for staying current without breaking the bank. After that, is a 6-place turboprop for longer range family cruising, along the lines of this:
(http://velocity-xl.com/pictures/2007/velwrgcf.jpg)
I'll post images of the models and the construction as they are available, but it'll be nice to have my own bird(s) for once.
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That looks like a Burt Rutan design.
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That looks like a Burt Rutan design.
The pic is a retractable gear verson of the Velocity XL. It's a pretty good refinement on the lines of Rutan's Vari-eze.
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You can definitely feel like a starship Captain in that I would bet.
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You can definitely feel like a starship Captain in that I would bet.
>250kts at 25,000ft. for ~1,600 miles. Yeah, it would be pretty sweet. :II: