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The Bar => Comedy Central => Topic started by: JohnnyReb on January 11, 2010, 11:53:11 AM

Title: Husband down.
Post by: JohnnyReb on January 11, 2010, 11:53:11 AM

A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart, when the husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.
'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.
'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans,' he replies..
'Put them back, we can't afford them,' demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping.
A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.
'What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband.
'Its my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife.
Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Budweiser and it's half the price.'
On the PA system: 'Cleanup in aisle 25, we have a husband down.'

Title: Re: Husband down.
Post by: littlelamb on January 20, 2010, 12:23:19 PM

That was great

Title: Re: Husband down.
Post by: Eupher on January 20, 2010, 03:31:07 PM

 :rotf: :lmao:

+2

I was laughing so hard that somebody stuck their head in the doorway to see what was going on...

Title: Re: Husband down.
Post by: DixieBelle on January 20, 2010, 03:33:13 PM

PRICELESS! Totally stealing that....