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Title: I just got offered a C.O.O. position.
Post by: Chris_ on January 11, 2010, 12:30:33 AM
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Capn Sunshine  (1000+ posts)      Sun Jan-10-10 03:02 PM
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Holy Sh*t. I just got offered a C.O.O. position.

 Just got off the phone. That would mean not posting on DU for awhile. So, I'm torn.
 

Let's see, a JOB or the DUmp ?  Believe it, he said it.   

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Capn Sunshine  (1000+ posts)      Sun Jan-10-10 03:07 PM
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2. Thanks

 I don't know if they pay enough; they said they "can work it out." This is Board of Directorspeak for "take it or leave it"

It's a job man.  TAKE IT !

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CaliforniaPeggy  (1000+ posts)        Mon Jan-11-10 12:29 AM
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4. My dear Capn Sunshine...
 TAKE IT!

Good jobs don't come along every day...

DU will always be here!
 

You tell him C-Peg !

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EndersDame  (1000+ posts)        Mon Jan-11-10 12:31 AM
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5. What is a C.O.O?

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CaliforniaPeggy  (1000+ posts)        Mon Jan-11-10 12:31 AM
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6. Most likely Chief Operating Officer...

Most likely not.

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LisaL (1000+ posts)     Mon Jan-11-10 01:04 AM
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9. Are COO forbidden to post on DU?
 

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CaliforniaPeggy  (1000+ posts)        Mon Jan-11-10 01:08 AM
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10. Not that I'm aware of...
 I don't know any, though...
 

Well C-Peg, DUmp posting should not be allowed. All that craziness should be kept private and at home.  That's a good way to lose that job.

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Hawkeye-X  (1000+ posts)        Mon Jan-11-10 01:00 AM
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8. Hire me as your IT tech..
 Pay me well, and you'll have very happy liberal....

Hawkeye-X


 :whatever: 
Title: Re: I just got offered a C.O.O. position.
Post by: GOBUCKS on January 11, 2010, 12:44:06 AM
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Capn Sunshine  (1000+ posts)      Sun Jan-10-10 03:02 PM
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Holy Sh*t. I just got offered a C.O.O. position.
It isn't at all surprising. They don't want a DUmmy in direct contact with customers by waiting tables. So they offer him a job working on Carry Out Orders.
Title: Re: I just got offered a C.O.O. position.
Post by: Chris_ on January 11, 2010, 01:00:05 AM
 :rotf:   :rotf:   :rotf:
Title: Re: I just got offered a C.O.O. position.
Post by: The Village Idiot on January 11, 2010, 01:26:06 AM
COO of what? A penny stock scam?
Title: Re: I just got offered a C.O.O. position.
Post by: chitownchica on January 11, 2010, 02:09:59 AM
Hi all,
I'm new here but have really enjoyed lurking and reading your hilarious posts.  I can't resist in joining in the pile-on-a-dummie action. 

What kind of person even posts something like that? Heck, I wouldn't even email my best friend to say that I'm torn between a COO position and posting on some dumb political message board.  That's just crazy talk.
Title: Re: I just got offered a C.O.O. position.
Post by: mamacags on January 11, 2010, 06:10:34 AM
Hi all,
I'm new here but have really enjoyed lurking and reading your hilarious posts.  I can't resist in joining in the pile-on-a-dummie action. 

What kind of person even posts something like that? Heck, I wouldn't even email my best friend to say that I'm torn between a COO position and posting on some dumb political message board.  That's just crazy talk.

You lose street cred points for having a job, a brain, or a values system at DU.
Title: Re: I just got offered a C.O.O. position.
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on January 11, 2010, 06:58:08 AM
If he takes an executive's bonus he hates America and President Baby Jesus.
Title: Re: I just got offered a C.O.O. position.
Post by: USA4ME on January 11, 2010, 07:21:41 AM
This is Cap'n dimwit, the Deaniac who helped create the peopleforchange site where the primtive Dean freaks ran off to in 2003 when he screamed himself into political office obscurity.  From all appearances, Cap'n dimwits's father had money from being an evil capitalist and now Jr. has it to limp around and feel important.  If he's being offered a COO job, it's for the same purpose like in the beginning of the movie "Fun with Dick and Jane" where he's left to explain why the company went under.

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Title: Re: I just got offered a C.O.O. position.
Post by: Specbid on January 11, 2010, 07:53:21 AM
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That would mean not posting on DU for awhile. So, I'm torn.


I call bullshit. She can't decide between a promotion or DU? Ain't buying it.
Title: Re: I just got offered a C.O.O. position.
Post by: The Village Idiot on January 11, 2010, 08:17:31 AM
Its a stupid choice. Plus why would he have to choose?
Title: Re: I just got offered a C.O.O. position.
Post by: NHSparky on January 11, 2010, 08:35:31 AM
I'm with GOBUCKS on this one.  Can't post?  More likely because it involves counting change for the customers out of the register and they don't have free Wi-Fi.

And if someone offered me a six-figure-plus job with the caveat I couldn't post here, well, been good knowing ya, ****ers!
Title: Re: I just got offered a C.O.O. position.
Post by: The Village Idiot on January 11, 2010, 08:54:18 AM
I'm with GOBUCKS on this one.  Can't post?  More likely because it involves counting change for the customers out of the register and they don't have free Wi-Fi.

And if someone offered me a six-figure-plus job with the caveat I couldn't post here, well, been good knowing ya, ****ers!

lol. :gay2:
Title: Re: I just got offered a C.O.O. position.
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on January 11, 2010, 09:18:48 AM
That's just crazy talk.

True, but they kind of specialize in that genre.

 :cheersmate:
Title: Re: I just got offered a C.O.O. position.
Post by: jukin on January 11, 2010, 09:53:39 AM
ZERO bong.

Remember the first rule of DUmmys.
Title: Re: I just got offered a C.O.O. position.
Post by: AllosaursRus on January 11, 2010, 10:03:10 AM
ZERO bong.

Remember the first rule of DUmmys.

Ding, ding, ding, ding!!!!!!!!!1 We have a winnah! Give the lady a cigar! Preferably Cuban! Heh, heh!
Title: Re: I just got offered a C.O.O. position.
Post by: diesel driver on January 11, 2010, 10:10:24 AM
You lose street cred points for having a job, a brain, or a values system at DU.

Or an actual IQ above your shoe size....   :mental:
Title: Re: I just got offered a C.O.O. position.
Post by: The Village Idiot on January 11, 2010, 10:19:06 AM
Dear DUmmie,
FGL Industries has a vacant position, the Chief Operating Officer, since the last person to hold the job has retired on Rikers Island, NY.

We believe that your experience and education makes you uniquely qualified to hold the bag, I mean reins, of this fast growing company.

Your fellow DUmmies are being offered the positions of President, CEO and Chairman of the Board. Salary will be based on how many people we can recruit and how many people those recruits recruit. Our products range from bumper stickers and personalized pencils to high-tech and innovative online screen savers, games, worms, malware and Spam marketing. We even have a close working relationship with ACORN and white slavers based in Dubai.

This is the opportunity of a lifetime. The potential earnings are massive and tax free.

FGL Industries Inc
A world leader in MLM
Title: Re: I just got offered a C.O.O. position.
Post by: diesel driver on January 11, 2010, 10:25:58 AM
Its a stupid choice. Plus why would he have to choose?

He/she/it had to choose between sitting on their ass in their basement typing on a keyboard and drawing a government check, or actually work for their paycheck doing something somewhat productive to society....

Yeah, that one is a no-brainer.  Perfect for a DUmmie....   :hammer:
Title: Re: I just got offered a C.O.O. position.
Post by: AllosaursRus on January 11, 2010, 10:48:25 AM
Dear DUmmie,
FGL Industries has a vacant position, the Chief Operating Officer, since the last person to hold the job has retired on Rikers Island, NY.

We believe that your experience and education makes you uniquely qualified to hold the bag, I mean reins, of this fast growing company.

Your fellow DUmmies are being offered the positions of President, CEO and Chairman of the Board. Salary will be based on how many people we can recruit and how many people those recruits recruit. Our products range from bumper stickers and personalized pencils to high-tech and innovative online screen savers, games, worms, malware and Spam marketing. We even have a close working relationship with ACORN and white slavers based in Dubai.

This is the opportunity of a lifetime. The potential earnings are massive and tax free.

FGL Industries Inc
A world leader in MLM

Heh, heh! Where do I apply? [/DUmmie mode]
Title: Re: I just got offered a C.O.O. position.
Post by: JohnnyReb on January 11, 2010, 10:59:43 AM
Dear DUmmie,
FGL Industries has a vacant position, the Chief Operating Officer, since the last person to hold the job has retired on Rikers Island, NY.

We believe that your experience and education makes you uniquely qualified to hold the bag, I mean reins, of this fast growing company.

Your fellow DUmmies are being offered the positions of President, CEO and Chairman of the Board. Salary will be based on how many people we can recruit and how many people those recruits recruit. Our products range from bumper stickers and personalized pencils to high-tech and innovative online screen savers, games, worms, malware and Spam marketing. We even have a close working relationship with ACORN and white slavers based in Dubai.

This is the opportunity of a lifetime. The potential earnings are massive and tax free.

FGL Industries Inc
A world leader in MLM

Going to be hard to find qualified people...Obama has 'em all in Czar positions right now.
Title: Re: I just got offered a C.O.O. position.
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on January 11, 2010, 12:17:05 PM
Wish I knew what company, it would be a fantastic opportunity to make a killing on a short sale.
Title: Re: I just got offered a C.O.O. position.
Post by: GOBUCKS on January 11, 2010, 12:22:28 PM
Wish I knew what company, it would be a fantastic opportunity to make a killing on a short sale.
Pot dealers are not listed on the big board.
Title: Re: I just got offered a C.O.O. position.
Post by: AllosaursRus on January 11, 2010, 03:13:16 PM
Pot dealers are not listed on the big board.

Not hard to find. Just buzz on over to Humboldt County in the great State of Kalifornica. You can just walk into the post office and find opportunities! From what I've heard, even the cops have a "patch".