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Title: Greenbriar's Important Announcement
Post by: Traveshamockery on January 10, 2010, 07:10:06 PM
The bum is gone!  The bum is gone!  I will sleep much better tonight.  I didn't realize the bum had been there for three years.   :o

One must wonder how many threads she has started with this very vital information. 



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http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x9206340


Moved out today...key back and everything.

For the first time in six years we have our gameroom back.

The bum has been with us the last three. Really he can be a great guy. He was best man at our wedding 20 years ago and hubby's best friend, but has really had a not so great life. This last time, he had no where else to turn so we took him in, but today he moved out!!!!!



Before that hubby's brother stayed with us and sometimes his (now x) wife and kids off and on.

It is time for us to have our house back.

I am so very happy.
Title: Re: Greenbriar's Important Announcement
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on January 10, 2010, 07:30:27 PM
I hear bobbolink could use a place to stay.

Wouldn't be right here having an extraneous luxury like a game room while some people are in need.

"From each according to his means to each according to his needs" and all that. She should be happy to contribute her "fair share."
Title: Re: Greenbriar's Important Announcement
Post by: kenth on January 10, 2010, 07:51:05 PM
Important announcement, the bum?

What about her chemo???!!11!!one1!
Title: Re: Greenbriar's Important Announcement
Post by: GOBUCKS on January 10, 2010, 08:35:11 PM
http://www.orbitz.com/flight-info/UA/UA-DEN-ICT.html

I don't think that's a good idea. If Pam and bobbolink were ever in the same place at the same time, they might form a critical mass of stupidity. It could cause some kind of extinction event.
Title: Re: Greenbriar's Important Announcement
Post by: Tucker on January 10, 2010, 09:09:52 PM
Now she can walk around nekid and do the dirty deed with her hubby any ole time she wants. She won't have time to post on the DUmp and diet forum.

Less stress in her life might lead to a healthier life. Might even be able to eliminate the chemo. Can devote all her energy to gettin some and her new position as Principal at her school.

Congrats Mrs. Dawson.
Title: Re: Greenbriar's Important Announcement
Post by: GOBUCKS on January 10, 2010, 09:33:36 PM
Less stress in her life might lead to a healthier life. Might even be able to eliminate the chemo. Can devote all her energy to gettin some and her new position as Principal at her school.

Actually, Pam Dawson is still just a 7th grade social studies teacher. Her level of intelligence, and her unfortunate genetic situation, puts any higher position out of the question. Principal Dave Saunders is still the boss at Jardine Middle School in Wichita, even though Pam has often told us he is an ignoramus and a jerk. She doesn't advertise it, but Pam is on chemo.

It's interesting to note that the only DUmmies commenting on her thread are the anonymous, faceless, useless, worthless mob. None of the prominent DUmmies, all of whom are bitterly jealous of her victory in the Top DUmmy competition, will ever give her the respect of a reply. In fact, should she be betrayed by having her incriminating posts forwarded to her boss at Jardine, it will almost certainly be the work of her fellow DUmmies. One can easily imagine a vicious, hateful person like DUmmy Warpy doing that.
Title: Re: Greenbriar's Important Announcement
Post by: Tucker on January 10, 2010, 09:53:56 PM
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greenbriar  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Sun Jan-10-10 07:25 PM
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3. haha
   
nope never again...we did our christian duty many times over. We won't be doing it again

St. Pam. Has a catchy ring to it. It must be strange knowing that you never have to do another Christian deed and still lead a blessed life.
Title: Re: Greenbriar's Important Announcement
Post by: Chris_ on January 10, 2010, 11:25:07 PM
Oh Sister Pam.  Calling hubby's friend a bum is not Christian.

I knew you would never keep your New Year's resolution.  You should be ashamed of yourself.

Now go out and volunteer at that food bank you pass everyday on your way to school.  You promised you would remember.

Title: Re: Greenbriar's Important Announcement
Post by: The Village Idiot on January 11, 2010, 12:48:48 AM
Oh Sister Pam.  Calling hubby's friend a bum is not Christian.

I knew you would never keep your New Year's resolution.  You should be ashamed of yourself.

Now go out and volunteer at that food bank you pass everyday on your way to school.  You promised you would remember.

Is that the same food bank she considered putting in an order from?  :lmao:
Title: Re: Greenbriar's Important Announcement
Post by: Chris_ on January 11, 2010, 01:00:53 AM
 :rotf:

Could be.
Title: Re: Greenbriar's Important Announcement
Post by: Karin on January 11, 2010, 07:13:34 AM
Oh, FGL, you beat me to it.  I was going to say, "only to make a withdrawl."