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Title: Midwest City man uses buttocks to smash ex's 72-inch TV
Post by: bijou on January 07, 2010, 02:16:17 PM

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Oklahoma City police arrested a Midwest City man early New Year's Day after his ex-girlfriend said he kicked in her door, fought with her current boyfriend and used his rear end to smash her television set.
 
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The woman told police Logan jumped into her 72-inch high-definition television, using his rear end to shatter the screen, the report states. Logan then ran outside the apartment. He was banging on the front door when police arrested him. He was not seriously injured, police said. ...

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Title: Re: Midwest City man uses buttocks to smash ex's 72-inch TV
Post by: Eupher on January 07, 2010, 02:57:55 PM

Well, you can completely forget about one-cheek sneaks with THIS perp.

Title: Re: Midwest City man uses buttocks to smash ex's 72-inch TV
Post by: thundley4 on January 07, 2010, 03:07:36 PM

Why jump into the TV and risk injury, much easier to just tip it over.  He was shoved and fell into it is my guess. Is it true that TV add ten pounds to a person?

Title: Re: Midwest City man uses buttocks to smash ex's 72-inch TV
Post by: BlueStateSaint on January 07, 2010, 04:05:29 PM

If he led with his butt, he'll be a favorite in jail . . .

Title: Re: Midwest City man uses buttocks to smash ex's 72-inch TV
Post by: njpines on January 07, 2010, 04:12:08 PM

guess he was just being a hard ass . . .









 :bolt:

Title: Re: Midwest City man uses buttocks to smash ex's 72-inch TV
Post by: Thor on January 07, 2010, 04:18:10 PM

I wonder if it was a shocking experience??

Title: Re: Midwest City man uses buttocks to smash ex's 72-inch TV
Post by: dutch508 on January 07, 2010, 04:28:10 PM

Quote from: Thor on January 07, 2010, 04:18:10 PM

I wonder if it was a shocking experience??

there is nothing but shit on TV...

Title: Re: Midwest City man uses buttocks to smash ex's 72-inch TV
Post by: kenth on January 07, 2010, 06:52:55 PM

Quote from: dutch508 on January 07, 2010, 04:28:10 PM

there is nothing but shit on TV...

:rotf:

Title: Re: Midwest City man uses buttocks to smash ex's 72-inch TV
Post by: LC EFA on January 07, 2010, 08:18:27 PM

I see tryouts for "America's Biggest Asshole" have commenced.

Title: Re: Midwest City man uses buttocks to smash ex's 72-inch TV
Post by: Randy on January 09, 2010, 06:53:18 AM

I see someone made an ass of himself again....