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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: bijou on January 07, 2010, 08:13:15 AM
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Medics at Southampton General Hospital could not get the man's penis out of the stainless steel pipe because the restricted blood flow had caused it to become aroused.
So they called in Hampshire Fire and Rescue Service.
They turned up with a special equipment unit from St Mary's station in Southampton and seven firefighters to help in what a spokesman said was a ''delicate operation''.
The firefighters used the four-and-a-half-inch grinder to cut the pipe from around the man's penis and it took about 30 minutes.
The patient was given an anaesthetic and his penis was left bruised and swollen but otherwise unharmed.
The anxious man aged about 40 gave hospital staff no explanation about how the pipe got stuck after he turned up on Tuesday morning. ...
link (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/6946257/Mans-penis-removed-from-pipe.html)
So glad the Fire Brigade had the right tool for the job.
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Free Willy!!!!!!!
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Free Willy!!!!!!!
Ok. you win. :bow:
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Free Willy!!!!!!!
LOL :lmao:
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Dude, "put that in your pipe and smoke it" is just a phrase.... its not literal.
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Wondering how he didn't get burned down there. That grinder can generate some heat on the pipe! :-)
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Wondering how he didn't get burned down there. That grinder can generate some heat on the pipe! :-)
Cut for a few minutes and then pour ice water over it to cool it down. I think a Dremel tool with a cutoff wheel would be safer, depending on the thickness of the pipe.
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Wondering how he didn't get burned down there. That grinder can generate some heat on the pipe! :-)
Must have found some experienced pipe fitters.
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Free Willy!!!!!!!
(http://dailypress2.com/photopost/data/1296/First-Place-BCallan-prairie_dogs_kiss_me_you_fool_copy.jpg)
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Couldn't they just have shown the guy a picture of Helen Thomas?
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I was thinking if he was shown a picture of Clinton ewwwwww
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Free Willy!!!!!!!
:clap: :clap: :clap:
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Couldn't they just have shown the guy a picture of Helen Thomas?
yeah, that would do it! :lmao:
+1
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That's one of the hazards of "laying pipe" without a "trench box".
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Just because it's free doesn't make it good. :evillaugh:
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Hey, at least he didn't get it caught THIS WAY:
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3MqTun92PI[/youtube]
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Well, at least the guy had the sense to use stainless steel. Having that thing rust up around li'l Willy just wouldn't be comfortable.
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Since only the first three words of the subject showed up on the 'last post' box, I have to say the whole thing ended a lot better than I expected after seeing "Man's Penis Removed..." for a thread title.
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Oh dear! And I just streamed the movie "Teeth" yesterday.
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I am surprised no one has asked, "What size pipe was it?"
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I have never laughed this hard in quite a few yrs....My eyes are watering and my sides ache.....I tried to determine who's response was the funniest, and it was not an easy finish....But I do believe Dixie Belle gets first prize trophy.....Thanks everyone for helping me laugh after a very trying day.... :rotf: :rotf:
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Why thank you all!!! :-) I get a good zinger in once every decade or so.
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Are they sure it isn't a Nigerian pipe bomb?
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Sound like a perverts pipe dream.
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"No! Don't remove it! Just give me a pressure test."