The Conservative Cave

Current Events => Breaking News => Topic started by: littlelamb on January 06, 2010, 11:58:43 AM

Title: 14 terror suspects mistakenly kill themselves
Post by: littlelamb on January 06, 2010, 11:58:43 AM: 14 terror suspects mistakenly kill themselves
January 6, 2010 5:40 a.m. EST

Kabul, Afghanistan (CNN) -- Fourteen suspected terrorists died Tuesday night when the bus they rigged with explosives blew up prematurely, police said.

The explosion occurred as the suspects were riding the bus in the province of Kunduz, said police chief Abdul Raziq Yaqobi.

Yaqobi said the suspects wanted to attack Afghan police or foreign soldiers.

http://www.cnn.com/2010/WORLD/asiapc
Title: Re: 14 terror suspects mistakenly kill themselves
Post by: Chris_ on January 06, 2010, 12:02:03 PM: Karma can really be a bitch sometimes.........

doc
Title: Re: 14 terror suspects mistakenly kill themselves
Post by: Chump on January 06, 2010, 12:04:29 PM: Quote from: TVDOC on January 06, 2010, 12:02:03 PM
Karma can really be a bitch sometimes.........

doc

Yes, sometimes, but this is one of those times I'd like to buy karma a drink.
Title: Re: 14 terror suspects mistakenly kill themselves
Post by: Oceander on January 06, 2010, 12:06:48 PM: That'll teach 'em to rely on public transit!
Title: Re: 14 terror suspects mistakenly kill themselves
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on January 06, 2010, 01:05:25 PM: That's the way the pita crumbles, bitches. No virgins for you!
Title: Re: 14 terror suspects mistakenly kill themselves
Post by: SilverOrchid on January 06, 2010, 01:17:39 PM: HA! HA!
Title: Re: 14 terror suspects mistakenly kill themselves
Post by: Flame on January 06, 2010, 01:25:02 PM: This made me smile. :innocent:
Title: Re: 14 terror suspects mistakenly kill themselves
Post by: mamacags on January 06, 2010, 01:33:34 PM: AAhahahahahahhahaha snort ahahhahahahhahahaha freaking losers hope you are getting gang raped by 72 elephants in hell right now! hahahhahah :rotf:
Title: Re: 14 terror suspects mistakenly kill themselves
Post by: DixieBelle on January 06, 2010, 01:34:20 PM: I LOL'd.
Title: Re: 14 terror suspects mistakenly kill themselves
Post by: SOFTBALL#4GRAMA on January 06, 2010, 01:37:35 PM: Shit happens....Too bad there were only 14...
Title: Re: 14 terror suspects mistakenly kill themselves
Post by: thundley4 on January 06, 2010, 01:48:02 PM: Premature detonation?
Title: Re: 14 terror suspects mistakenly kill themselves
Post by: BEG on January 06, 2010, 01:59:31 PM: They friggen blew themselves up yet the MSM still call them terror "suspects".
Title: Re: 14 terror suspects mistakenly kill themselves
Post by: Wineslob on January 06, 2010, 02:21:26 PM: Quote from: BEG on January 06, 2010, 01:59:31 PM
They friggen blew themselves up yet the MSM still call them terror "suspects".

Good catch.

Such a shame. :evillaugh:
Title: Re: 14 terror suspects mistakenly kill themselves
Post by: thundley4 on January 06, 2010, 02:22:33 PM: Quote from: BEG on January 06, 2010, 01:59:31 PM
They friggen blew themselves up yet the MSM still call them terror "suspects".

They haven't been convicted in a court of law, nor have they been read their Mirand rights, or been given a court appointed defense attorney, so they are just suspects. :fuelfire:
Title: Re: 14 terror suspects mistakenly kill themselves
Post by: Specbid on January 06, 2010, 02:27:47 PM: 14? I guess that's a good start...
Title: Re: 14 terror suspects mistakenly kill themselves
Post by: DefiantSix on January 06, 2010, 02:34:23 PM: Quote from: Specbid on January 06, 2010, 02:27:47 PM
14? I guess that's a good start...

At least they had the uncommon - at least among their circles - decency to only extirpate the willing from the gene pool. Maybe there's hope for Allah's Misbegotten Bastards (aka: The Religion of Peace^TM)...
Title: Re: 14 terror suspects mistakenly kill themselves
Post by: The Village Idiot on January 06, 2010, 02:36:36 PM: I hope the DUmmies don't cry too hard.
Title: Re: 14 terror suspects mistakenly kill themselves
Post by: Ptarmigan on January 06, 2010, 02:52:57 PM: EPIC FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Good riddance to bad rubbish! Adios cucaracha!

:evillaugh: :evillaugh: :evillaugh: :evillaugh: :evillaugh: :evillaugh:
Title: Re: 14 terror suspects mistakenly kill themselves
Post by: The Village Idiot on January 06, 2010, 02:55:32 PM: OSHA will be sent to investigate
Title: Re: 14 terror suspects mistakenly kill themselves
Post by: terry on January 06, 2010, 03:37:39 PM: Reminds me of ..

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hh0ZsehhJHk[/youtube]
Title: Re: 14 terror suspects mistakenly kill themselves
Post by: debk on January 06, 2010, 03:51:22 PM: oops....bomb go boom without martydom....no virgins for dumdumbs.... :evillaugh:

Obama probably sent condolences.... ::)
Title: Re: 14 terror suspects mistakenly kill themselves
Post by: Oceander on January 06, 2010, 04:43:00 PM: Quote from: terry on January 06, 2010, 03:37:39 PM
Reminds me of ..

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hh0ZsehhJHk[/youtube]

That is just a scream!!!!

Was that a real VW ad? And if so, in what country was it run?
Title: Re: 14 terror suspects mistakenly kill themselves
Post by: Happy Fun Ball on January 06, 2010, 04:56:43 PM: (http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/2/9/128787210204809924.jpg)
Title: Re: 14 terror suspects mistakenly kill themselves
Post by: terry on January 06, 2010, 05:13:55 PM: Quote from: Oceander on January 06, 2010, 04:43:00 PM
That is just a scream!!!!

Was that a real VW ad? And if so, in what country was it run?

It's hilarious but it's not real. I think VW even tried to sue whoever made it.
Title: Re: 14 terror suspects mistakenly kill themselves
Post by: RightCoast on January 06, 2010, 05:41:23 PM: I wonder if their families could sue the bus and explosives manufacturers?? Oh wait, it didn't happen in the U.S., my mistake.
Title: Re: 14 terror suspects mistakenly kill themselves
Post by: txted on January 06, 2010, 09:08:40 PM: I think used school buses cost less than tanks. Maybe we can send them a few pre-wired for their explosives. Give them a one way ticket to hell on a used school bus.

txted
Title: Re: 14 terror suspects mistakenly kill themselves
Post by: blitzkrieg_17 on January 07, 2010, 05:38:12 AM: Quote from: Ptarmigan on January 06, 2010, 02:52:57 PM
EPIC FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Good riddance to bad rubbish! Adios cucaracha!

:evillaugh: :evillaugh: :evillaugh: :evillaugh: :evillaugh: :evillaugh:

:evillaugh: EPIC FAIL indeed. Darwin Award too for sheer stupidity.

edit: 1000, w00t
Title: Re: 14 terror suspects mistakenly kill themselves
Post by: JohnnyReb on January 07, 2010, 06:11:30 AM: It could have been worse....they could have been thrown under the Obama bus.
Title: Re: 14 terror suspects mistakenly kill themselves
Post by: Airwolf on January 07, 2010, 06:42:12 PM: Bad part is there where only 14

Good part is that there are 14 less idots left in the world and they don't get their 72 virgins.
Title: Re: 14 terror suspects mistakenly kill themselves
Post by: Peter3_1 on January 07, 2010, 10:59:21 PM: Yes, I like it! Can we get the next set a 45 passenger bus????? Can we, PLEASE
Title: Re: 14 terror suspects mistakenly kill themselves
Post by: DefiantSix on January 07, 2010, 11:18:36 PM: Quote from: Peter3_1 on January 07, 2010, 10:59:21 PM
Yes, I like it! Can we get the next set a 45 passenger bus????? Can we, PLEASE

Maybe we could send 'em 'Schoolbus' Nagin's? He isn't using 'em...
Title: Re: 14 terror suspects mistakenly kill themselves
Post by: Oceander on January 07, 2010, 11:18:53 PM: Quote from: Peter3_1 on January 07, 2010, 10:59:21 PM
Yes, I like it! Can we get the next set a 45 passenger bus????? Can we, PLEASE

Now that would be anti-terrorism money well-spent!
Title: Re: 14 terror suspects mistakenly kill themselves
Post by: LC EFA on January 08, 2010, 03:44:52 AM: Definition of "A Shameâ„¢" - A bus explodes with 14 Hajis onboard

Definition of "A Crying Shameâ„¢" - There was an empty seat.
Title: Re: 14 terror suspects mistakenly kill themselves
Post by: Eupher on January 08, 2010, 10:44:00 AM: Quote from: LC EFA on January 08, 2010, 03:44:52 AM
Definition of "A Shameâ„¢" - A bus explodes with 14 Hajis onboard

Definition of "A Crying Shameâ„¢" - There was an empty seat.

:rotf:

+1
Title: Re: 14 terror suspects mistakenly kill themselves
Post by: April 19 on January 08, 2010, 11:13:42 AM: The last thing that went through their minds was, "I sure hope I still get 64 virgins."

:lmao:
Title: Re: 14 terror suspects mistakenly kill themselves
Post by: NHSparky on January 08, 2010, 11:32:49 AM: Quote from: April 19 on January 08, 2010, 11:13:42 AM
The last thing that went through their minds was, "I sure hope I still get 64 virgins."

:lmao:

72, actually. And here they are!!!

(http://www.hyscience.com/archives/72virgins_1.JPG)
Title: Re: 14 terror suspects mistakenly kill themselves
Post by: littlelamb on January 08, 2010, 04:21:38 PM: Quote from: NHSparky on January 08, 2010, 11:32:49 AM
72, actually. And here they are!!!

(http://www.hyscience.com/archives/72virgins_1.JPG)

Don't let them see the cow let them get on the bus first then show them :tongue:
Title: Re: 14 terror suspects mistakenly kill themselves
Post by: txted on January 08, 2010, 07:53:02 PM: I sure would like a photo of that bus with 14 dead jihadists scattered around. It would make a great background on my laptop. I like inspirational photos like a snow scene in the hot summer and a warm and sunny beach scene in the winter. A dead jihadist scene would be good for all seasons.

txted