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Current Events => Politics => Topic started by: 5412 on January 06, 2010, 10:18:02 AM
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When I sometimes used unsavory language, I often used the expression "Bull S***." As I grew up that expression became "BS."
What did I really mean when I used those expressions? I meant that something was ridiculous, or idiotic or a half truth or just stupid. It covered any number of negative formats. The dictionary defines it as: nonsense; especially: foolish insolent talk...
I have decided that I no longer will use either of those expressions in the future. When I have a need to express such feelings, I will use the word "Pelosi." Let me use it in a sentence. "That's just a bunch of Pelosi." I encourage you to do the same. It is such a nasty sounding word, it really packs a punch, we are no longer being vulgar, and it clearly expresses our feelings. If enough of us use it, perhaps the word could be entered into the dictionary. When on a ranch watch your step and don't step in Pelosi. It will get on the bottom of your boot and won't go away until next election. What a fitting and descriptive legacy for the Speaker of the House!
Or how about, "That is a crock of Pelosi", certainly will make the point.
PASS IT ON TO AT LEAST 10,000,000 PEOPLE. DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN OR YOU WILL GET MORE PELOSI THAN YOU CAN SHAKE A BULL AT.
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Who are you and what have you done with my friend 5412?
The reason I know you aren't 5412 is that 5412 always begins his posts with a salutation (nothing less than at least "Hi"), as any Marine and a gentleman would.
At the conclusion of his posts, my friend 5412 also signs off, such as the inerwebs will allow.
I know 5412; 5412 is a friend of mine. You, sir, are no 5412... :therock:
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Who are you and what have you done with my friend 5412?
The reason I know you aren't 5412 is that 5412 always begins his posts with a salutation (nothing less than at least "Hi"), as any Marine and a gentleman would.
At the conclusion of his posts, my friend 5412 also signs off, such as the inerwebs will allow.
I know 5412; 5412 is a friend of mine. You, sir, are no 5412... :therock:
The Muslims have taken 5412 hostage and are demanding a ransom.....
check that......they're willing to pay good money if we'll take him back..... :rotf:
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This administration have given us many new words.
Obamacare, Obamanation, Obamaconomy.
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I am looking foward to the day when they say FORMER POTUS Obama
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I am looking foward to the day when they say FORMER POTUS Obama
It's what he trades the lesser, POTUS title for on that day that scares the ever-loving shit out of me...
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Who are you and what have you done with my friend 5412?
The reason I know you aren't 5412 is that 5412 always begins his posts with a salutation (nothing less than at least "Hi"), as any Marine and a gentleman would.
At the conclusion of his posts, my friend 5412 also signs off, such as the inerwebs will allow.
I know 5412; 5412 is a friend of mine. You, sir, are no 5412... :therock:
Hi Rock,
I have to apologize, I should have started with a hello. My wife and I got back late last night from Costa Rica....which could be an interesting discussion....had a 7AM appointment to have dracula draw blood this morning.....close to 100 emails and I honestly flat did not take the time to be polite. Still sorting through stuff and have to take the truck in as the heater does not work. Never used it before here in Florida, wonder how long it has been broken.
That is not a bunch of Pelsoi but the God's honest truth.
regards,
5412
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The Muslims have taken 5412 hostage and are demanding a ransom.....
check that......they're willing to pay good money if we'll take him back..... :rotf:
Actually, when 5412 first joined here, I sent him a personal message making a discreet inquiry.
During the Eisenhower administration (1953-1961), there was something called the "5412 committee," charged with making the intelligence agencies more effective.
I sort of figured he might have been a junior staffer, or college intern, on that committee.
Ooops, I was wrong; the "5412" comes from something else.
Or so our esteemed colleague 5412 told me.
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Actually, when 5412 first joined here, I sent him a personal message making a discreet inquiry.
During the Eisenhower administration (1953-1961), there was something called the "5412 committee," charged with making the intelligence agencies more effective.
I sort of figured he might have been a junior staffer, or college intern, on that committee.
Ooops, I was wrong; the "5412" comes from something else.
Or so our esteemed colleague 5412 told me.
Hi,
About ten years ago I decided to join in my first forum. I did not know if I would like it and was afraid I would forget my name so I wanted something simple and easy to remember. I picked 5412 because it was my house number so everything I sent truly was from 5412...where I lived at the time.
Well now almost 18000 posts later, and having moved to another city, 5412 still remains. I actually tried to use my old handle from the CB days "Mr. Bubble" but the system would not allow it so I got creative and went with numbers instead.
Pretty simple, no real story behind it at all.
regards,
5412
PS: Now I just realized we can say Pelosi is full of Pelosi....
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Hi,
About ten years ago I decided to join in my first forum. I did not know if I would like it and was afraid I would forget my name so I wanted something simple and easy to remember. I picked 5412 because it was my house number so everything I sent truly was from 5412...where I lived at the time.
Well now almost 18000 posts later, and having moved to another city, 5412 still remains. I actually tried to use my old handle from the CB days "Mr. Bubble" but the system would not allow it so I got creative and went with numbers instead.
Pretty simple, no real story behind it at all.
regards,
5412
PS: Now I just realized we can say Pelosi is full of Pelosi....
Hell, I started searching the net after Frank posted, looking for a '5412' MOS in the 'Corps; that's what I was thinking it meant.
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Today my boss Pelosi'd all over my latest assignment. :-)
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Today my boss Pelosi'd all over my latest assignment. :-)
Hi,
Well tell your Pelosi for a boss to give you clearer instructions next time or do it him/herself.
regards,
5412
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You're a
chickenshit chickenPelosi liberal.
Nope...just doesn't have the same ring to it.
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My manager had the Pelosi knocked out of her yesterday when they fired her
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My company is working on technology to convert bullPelosi into natural gas in a high-temperature furnace.
Damn, if that doesn't make the project sound even better every time I say it... :evillaugh:
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I just took a Pelosi, and my pants fit better.
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I just took a Pelosi, and my pants fit better.
Did you wipe your 0Bama?
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Did you wipe your 0Bama?
No, one shakes the Obama, one wipes the Olbermann.
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Well, I ain't eating any Pelosi on a shingle. Ew.
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No, one shakes the Obama, one wipes the Olbermann.
"Only one shake of those Obamas, ladies. Any more than that constitutes pleasure, and we're not in that business."
[/GSgt Highway mode]
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For a different variation on the same theme:
Beauty is only skin deep, but Pelosi goes clear to the bone.
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For a different variation on the same theme:
Beauty is only skin deep, but Pelosi goes clear to the bone.
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Outstanding! +1
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For a different variation on the same theme:
Beauty is only skin deep, but Pelosi goes clear to the bone.
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Here's a variation on a George Carlin favorite,
"Jeezus, Marge, anyone can have bad breath, but yours can knock a buzzard off a Pelosi wagon."