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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: GOBUCKS on January 05, 2010, 11:31:38 AM
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DUmmy BeFree manages to mock all the democrat points, except abortion, in a single faux bouncy:
BeFree (1000+ posts) Tue Jan-05-10 11:25 AM
Original message
They kicked me Out!! Just because I'm a leftist!!
I got nowhere to go and no one loves me.
My large family has kicked me out and won't even listen to me anymore.
Sure I told them they should quit buying into the corporations and give up all that crap they buy. That they should quit their jobs, get out of the stock market, turn off their ACs, heat pumps and their cars. That climate change was going to make the world miserable, endangered species were their fault, and that all their tax money spent on defense of the US is almost all wasted. Stop eating dead cows! Don't support big box stores! Open the borders to any and everyone! Give health care to everyone no matter what! Legalize everything and do it now, gawd damn it!!
But now they don't want me around. What's wrong with these people? They know I'm right. The world is doomed. Why won't they listen to me?
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x7397740
It takes a long time for his fellow DUmpmonkeys to catch on:
virgogal (1000+ posts) Tue Jan-05-10 11:40 AM
Response to Original message
2. Why would you want to gorge on their feast if you don't approve of them?
No wonder "they" don't invite you.
BeFree (1000+ posts) Tue Jan-05-10 11:44 AM
Response to Reply #2
5. Removed
I removed that line. It was kinda hard to grok after the remodeling done on the headline.
What it was meant to say was that after all my pleadings about their waste, I still hypocritically wanted to sit at the table and gorge myself on the feast of the few remaining resources.
DUmmy laughingliberal thinks there may be something not quite right here:
laughingliberal (1000+ posts) Tue Jan-05-10 11:50 AM
Response to Reply #5
8. Huh, wouldn't be a 'welfare queen' message, would it?
Cause I saw a little calendar on the desk of a RW coworker a few years back that was about chocolate. One of the days had the statement, "A Democrat is someone who thinks they should be able to eat the chocolate you worked for."
blogslut (1000+ posts) Tue Jan-05-10 11:47 AM
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6. I'm sorry you're not getting along with your family
I hope that you can find a way to make things better.
Uh-oh! When someone as dense as DUmmy blogslut starts to catch on, you're in trouble!
blogslut (1000+ posts) Tue Jan-05-10 11:53 AM
Response to Reply #7
10. So,
This is some sort of passive aggressive slam against DU? Is that what you're saying?
Okay, the jig's up:
Tailormyst (405 posts) Tue Jan-05-10 12:02 PM
Response to Reply #7
15. This was not even well done flame-bait.
Just poorly disguised snark at the liberal left.
Tailormyst (405 posts) Tue Jan-05-10 12:01 PM
Response to Original message
14. Sounds like satire from a RW site.
I'm sorry you hate those of us on the left.
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Tailormyst (405 posts) Tue Jan-05-10 12:01 PM
Response to Original message
14. Sounds like satire from a RW site.
I'm sorry you hate those of us on the left.
Yes it do. :rotf:
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BeFree begging for a TS
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BeFree begging for a TS
He/she/it wants to truly "BeFree"....
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It's still there. That is pretty funny, how long it took them to catch on. Good find, Gobucks.
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And my last comment was not a reference in any way to the Kenyan muslim, so don't even start.