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Title: Iowa Man Spells Out Wife's Birthday Message in Manure
Post by: njpines on January 05, 2010, 10:23:43 AM

http://www.myfoxdc.com/dpps/news/offbeat/iowa-man-spells-out-wife's-birthday-message-in-manure_5415058 (http://www.myfoxdc.com/dpps/news/offbeat/iowa-man-spells-out-wife's-birthday-message-in-manure_5415058)

Thanks honey, you SHOULDN'T have!!  :rotf: :-)

Title: Re: Iowa Man Spells Out Wife's Birthday Message in Manure
Post by: DefiantSix on January 05, 2010, 10:24:51 AM

What a load of BS!!!  :fuelfire:

Title: Re: Iowa Man Spells Out Wife's Birthday Message in Manure
Post by: njpines on January 05, 2010, 10:30:07 AM

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"It's not hard," said Kleis. "Any manure will work but the good, soft, gushy, warm stuff works the best. It kind of melts the snow."

Wow -- he really put some thought into this! :-)

Title: Re: Iowa Man Spells Out Wife's Birthday Message in Manure
Post by: mamacags on January 05, 2010, 11:01:55 AM

Oh.... I thought he used his own....using animal poo kinda takes the true love and devotion part of it away.

Title: Re: Iowa Man Spells Out Wife's Birthday Message in Manure
Post by: Eupher on January 05, 2010, 11:06:04 AM

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Carole say Dick's birthday is in May and she's already thinking of ways to beat out his gift.

If I could, I'd insert the pic of John Belushi as he does his mashed-potatoes-as-a-zit act in "Animal House." Except, of course, it isn't a food fight. It's a shit fight.

 :rotf:

Eastern Iowa, eh? Remind me to sorta stay clear of that place when May rolls around....

Title: Re: Iowa Man Spells Out Wife's Birthday Message in Manure
Post by: Chris_ on January 05, 2010, 12:58:40 PM

brings new meaning to "party pooper"

Title: Re: Iowa Man Spells Out Wife's Birthday Message in Manure
Post by: bijou on January 05, 2010, 01:05:02 PM

Nothing says 'happy birthday' like animal poop.  :lmao:

Title: Re: Iowa Man Spells Out Wife's Birthday Message in Manure
Post by: debk on January 05, 2010, 01:38:34 PM

Wow...some people will do anything to get their 15 minutes of fame...."Poop Writer Melts Snow in Iowa Tundra".... :thatsright:

His grandchildren will be so proud....

 :lmao:

Title: Re: Iowa Man Spells Out Wife's Birthday Message in Manure
Post by: SilverOrchid on January 05, 2010, 01:58:13 PM

Gosh! I wish my husband would spell out his love for me with animal poo.  :whatever: :-)

What a lucky, lucky woman. He is a keeper!

Title: Re: Iowa Man Spells Out Wife's Birthday Message in Manure
Post by: SilverOrchid on January 05, 2010, 02:02:48 PM

Just posted this on my FB!

Title: Re: Iowa Man Spells Out Wife's Birthday Message in Manure
Post by: Wineslob on January 05, 2010, 02:18:41 PM

Happy Turdday Honey! Uh.....honey?????

Title: Re: Iowa Man Spells Out Wife's Birthday Message in Manure
Post by: Eupher on January 05, 2010, 02:48:37 PM

Quote from: Wineslob on January 05, 2010, 02:18:41 PM

Happy Turdday Honey! Uh.....honey?????

Yeah, gives a whole new meaning to the term "honey wagon".

Title: Re: Iowa Man Spells Out Wife's Birthday Message in Manure
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on January 06, 2010, 07:33:07 AM

Gosh! He must really love the shit out of her! :-)