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Title: Damn- My Dog is a democrat
Post by: Tucker on January 02, 2010, 12:22:03 PM
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My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day.
She has her food prepared for her.
She can eat whenever she wants, 24/7/365.
Her meals are provided at no cost to her.
She visits the Dr. once a year for her checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise. For this she pays nothing, and nothing is required of her. She lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than she needs, but she is not required to do any upkeep.
If she make a mess, someone else cleans it up.
She has her choice of luxurious places to sleep.
She receives these accommodations absolutely free.
She is living like royalty, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever. All of her costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day.
I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head,


Holy Smokes, my dog is a democrat

Thought you'd enjoy it.
Title: Re: Damn- My Dog is a democrat
Post by: Oceander on January 02, 2010, 12:34:23 PM
Thought you'd enjoy it.

Nah, dogs are too willing to do things like fetch and guard, it's the cats who are the real democrats (and I say that as a lover of cats).
Title: Re: Damn- My Dog is a democrat
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on January 02, 2010, 12:48:04 PM
My chickens are democrats.

All they do is strut around going, "Bar-a-a-awk!"
Title: Re: Damn- My Dog is a democrat
Post by: BEG on January 02, 2010, 02:04:38 PM
LOL
Title: Re: Damn- My Dog is a democrat
Post by: Lacarnut on January 02, 2010, 02:38:54 PM
Democrats are like Pigs; they wallow in their own slop.
Title: Re: Damn- My Dog is a democrat
Post by: Ladywinter on January 02, 2010, 06:19:35 PM
My chickens are democrats.

All they do is strut around going, "Bar-a-a-awk!"

 :rotf:
Title: Re: Damn- My Dog is a democrat
Post by: BlueStateSaint on January 03, 2010, 04:41:39 PM
Nah, dogs are too willing to do things like fetch and guard, it's the cats who are the real democrats (and I say that as a lover of cats).

Speak for yourself.  My cat once was a neglected outdoor cat, and she killed her own food daily (as well as an extra rodent for my sister's family).
Title: Re: Damn- My Dog is a democrat
Post by: njpines on January 04, 2010, 12:53:13 PM
This is very funny!

Only problem is my dog's an Aussie, and she'd be insulted if she were thought to be slacking at her many jobs -- herding the family, waking her boy up for school (even on weekends  :-)), guarding us from any errant vehicles that may want to attack us during our walks, keeping two unblinking eyes on that cat we let live with us (how dare we?!) and never allowing him to become TOO comfortable, possible squirrel attacks, neighbors' cats, etc.

Aussies take this stuff VERY seriously!!