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Title: Man arrested for 'having sex with lamp-post'
Post by: bijou on March 07, 2008, 02:14:07 PM

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A 32-year-old man has been arrested in Wiltshire for allegedly simulating a sex act with a lamp-post.
 
The incident is the latest in a spate of bizarre sex crimes involving inanimate objects.

   
The incident was witnessed by children
A police spokesman said officers were called to a road in the town of Westbury on February 16 after they received a report of a man acting indecently outside a block of flats "occupied by several young women".

When they arrived they arrested him on suspicion of outraging public decency.

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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2008/03/06/nlamppost106.xml

He was probably looking for some light relief.   :-)
Title: Re: Man arrested for 'having sex with lamp-post'
Post by: Dixie*Darling on March 07, 2008, 03:10:43 PM
He was probably looking for some light relief.   :-)

Maybe he just likes off and on relationships.
Title: Re: Man arrested for 'having sex with lamp-post'
Post by: bijou on March 07, 2008, 03:11:52 PM
He was probably looking for some light relief.   :-)

Maybe he just likes off and on relationships.
He's not the brightest bulb is he?
Title: Re: Man arrested for 'having sex with lamp-post'
Post by: dutch508 on March 07, 2008, 03:16:26 PM
Hes' surely not a power player.
Title: Re: Man arrested for 'having sex with lamp-post'
Post by: Rebel Yell on March 07, 2008, 03:17:29 PM
Did you see the way that lamp post was looking at him, though?  Come on, it was asking for it. :-)
Title: Re: Man arrested for 'having sex with lamp-post'
Post by: Taxman on March 07, 2008, 03:19:51 PM
How big was his pole?
Title: Re: Man arrested for 'having sex with lamp-post'
Post by: Rebel Yell on March 07, 2008, 03:37:26 PM
How big was his pole?
Maybe he was taking the pole.