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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: bijou on March 07, 2008, 02:14:07 PM
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A 32-year-old man has been arrested in Wiltshire for allegedly simulating a sex act with a lamp-post.
The incident is the latest in a spate of bizarre sex crimes involving inanimate objects.
The incident was witnessed by children
A police spokesman said officers were called to a road in the town of Westbury on February 16 after they received a report of a man acting indecently outside a block of flats "occupied by several young women".
When they arrived they arrested him on suspicion of outraging public decency.
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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2008/03/06/nlamppost106.xml
He was probably looking for some light relief. :-)
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He was probably looking for some light relief. :-)
Maybe he just likes off and on relationships.
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He was probably looking for some light relief. :-)
Maybe he just likes off and on relationships.
He's not the brightest bulb is he?
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Hes' surely not a power player.
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Did you see the way that lamp post was looking at him, though? Come on, it was asking for it. :-)
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How big was his pole?
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How big was his pole?
Maybe he was taking the pole.