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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: GOBUCKS on December 30, 2009, 11:58:19 PM
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Rising Phoenix (1000+ posts) Wed Dec-30-09 04:46 PM
Original message
The mailman just told me how wonderful I look ?!
I'm in sweats, an old bleached out tee, an nasty old sweatshirt, no make-up and a ponytail. He, however, said I was glowing. It was random.
<<Please don't post pictures of individual DUmmies. For the sexy sexy, go to the link. -- Chris>>
I know it isn't altogether nice, but it seems more likely the mailman thought she looked easy, rather than wonderful. I mean, c'mon, man! Wonderful? Glowing? Maybe Newman is her mailman.
DUmp picture threads are always appreciated.
UTUSN (1000+ posts) Wed Dec-30-09 10:28 PM
Response to Original message
9. Hey!1 He's got a PENSION!1 Plus, if you divorce after 10 yrs, you can marry AGAIN!1
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x9190743
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Rising Phoenix (1000+ posts) Wed Dec-30-09 10:06 PM
Response to Reply #6
7. how very sweet
its funny how you get the most compliments when you are just bumming it.....
Funny how you get compliments when you fish for them on DU.
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(http://www.ratewall.com/cpics/7b0a37b6-b362-4006-b146-9132b433c7b7_Jeff_Dunham_Peanut.jpg)
Momma? Is that really you? Why did you leave me with nasty Uncle Pervert, Momma?
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don't do it.
come on, we all look how we look. she looks how she looks.
let's leave it at that.
i'm sure all of her friends say she has a nice personality...
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don't do it.
come on, we all look how we look. she looks how she looks.
I couldn't help myself. The resemblance is amazing. They have the same lips.
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3128/2417570168_0b17af29d7_m.jpg)
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i'm sure all of her friends say she has a nice personality...
Not a chance. She's a DUmmy. DUmmies hate each other as much as they hate us.
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(http://www.ratewall.com/cpics/7b0a37b6-b362-4006-b146-9132b433c7b7_Jeff_Dunham_Peanut.jpg)
Momma? Is that really you? Why did you leave with nasty Uncle Pervert, Momma?
:rotf: :lmao:
bwaaahahahahaa...
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"The Mailman thinks I'm sexy!"
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I'm pretty sure the mailman was hoping to get some before his next delivery.
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Where the hell was the Spork alert?????!!!!!!!1
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Where the hell was the Spork alert?????!!!!!!!1
Come on. I wasn't lying about the resemblance was I?
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Come on. I wasn't lying about the resemblance was I?
You don't consider a "purple critter" in need of a spork? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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You don't consider a "purple critter" in need of a spork? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
This one, yes . . .
(http://image3.examiner.com/images/blog/wysiwyg/image/Barney_good.jpg)
If I have my way, The Heiress will never see this thing.
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Butt ugly. UP looks better, and she's a .........well she's something.
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Oh my God, FGL.....words fail me. Literally did a spit-take. And a coughing fit. I'll say no more.
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(http://api.ning.com/files/2FY5sQWZ0WDu9ctvfbHms9ziQ2dR6mqYx-Un0ZMPxzrPHLozSAiwNKW4N9uw7ykMI3qpeJgPoASa1t4bsvi8zfTlPZxqt0Bf/_peanut_PH.jpg)
"The Mailman thinks I'm sexy!"
You made me laugh while I was on the phone with a customer. :lmao:
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Didn't see a linky, so here is one.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x9190743
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Oh my God, FGL.....words fail me. Literally did a spit-take. And a coughing fit. I'll say no more.
Asthma?
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BlueState, they removed the picture from here in the original post. Go to DU and take a look, then look at FGL's.
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Sorry, I accidentally removed the link to the thread. It's back.
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Oh.....how.....genetically unfortunate.
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Oh.....how.....genetically unfortunate.
Either that, or grounds for a DUmmy lawsuit (of Jeff Dunham). I would imagine that this DUmmy has a case for back royalties.
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BlueState, they removed the picture from here in the original post. Go to DU and take a look, then look at FGL's.
The resemblance is pretty good, IMO.
And, to the title of the thread--the only way that said DUmmy could get compliments by "fishing" for them, would be if said DUmmy used depth charges for "bait."
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The resemblance is pretty good, IMO.
And, to the title of the thread--the only way that said DUmmy could get compliments by "fishing" for them, would be if said DUmmy used depth charges for "bait."
You ever seen Bibaby? The chick that dumbass invited into her bed with her husband? She's no jewel, but she's 10000 times more attractive than that thing.
What kind of idiot invites a thinner, more attractive chick into her husbands bed and then bitches when he runs off with the hotter chick?
A DU idiot.
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You ever seen Bibaby? The chick that dumbass invited into her bed with her husband? She's no jewel, but she's 10000 times more attractive than that thing.
What kind of idiot invites a thinner, more attractive chick into her husbands bed and then bitches when he runs off with the hotter chick?
A DU idiot.
HOLY CRAP! Is that the woman that she and her hubby were in that open relationship with BiBaby?
I'd have left, too.
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HOLY CRAP! Is that the woman that she and her hubby were in that open relationship with BiBaby?
I'd have left, too.
Yup, remember the Lounge threads they started about the joys of "polyamory"?
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The resemblance is pretty good, IMO.
And, to the title of the thread--the only way that said DUmmy could get compliments by "fishing" for them, would be if said DUmmy used depth charges for "bait."
Peanut was the first thing that popped into my head when I saw that picture. Seriously.
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You made me laugh while I was on the phone with a customer. :lmao:
Sorry, hopefully the customer wasn't too offended. You don't sell garvesites or coffins or anything do you?
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HOLY CRAP! Is that the woman that she and her hubby were in that open relationship with BiBaby?
I'd have left, too.
Yes. This bottom feeder originally went under the DUmp name "Mrs. Sniffa".
Sniffa dumped her for Bibaby after a literal side-by-side comparison and test ride.
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Yes. This bottom feeder originally went under the DUmp name "Mrs. Sniffa".
Sniffa dumped her for Bibaby after a literal side-by-side comparison and test ride.
And it was her idea?
:rotf:
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And it was her idea?
:rotf:
Do DUmmies ever have good ideas?
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Oh My. This has turned out to be a very entertaining and informative thread.
I knew some people that that happened to, except it was a wife-swap. One of the swapped pairs decided they liked what was behind door no. 2. The other re-mix? Screwed. Don't go messing with this kind of stuff, folks. It's a trail of tears.
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Don't go messing with this kind of stuff, folks. It's a trail of tears.
We ain't DUmmies. haha
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Well, the OP link has a photo of Mrs. Sniffa/Rising Phoenix, so we need to take a peek at the other two DUmmies in this menage. You can check out the bibaby slut, and the man of the year Sniffa, at her journal:
http://journals.democraticunderground.com/bicentennial_baby
Bibaby doesn't even reach the low limit of the Tiger Woods standard, but she does edge out Rising Phoenix, who falls squarely in the stevenumbers range of feminine attraction. Sniffa had a tough decision to make.
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Oh damn, I didn't realize that this was Mrs. Sniffa... it all makes much more sense now.
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Well, the OP link has a photo of Mrs. Sniffa/Rising Phoenix, so we need to take a peek at the other two DUmmies in this menage. You can check out the bibaby slut, and the man of the year Sniffa, at her journal:
http://journals.democraticunderground.com/bicentennial_baby
Bibaby doesn't even reach the low limit of the Tiger Woods standard, but she does edge out Rising Phoenix, who falls squarely in the stevenumbers range of feminine attraction. Sniffa had a tough decision to make.
Bibaby is smaller than a refrigerator......so that's a plus.
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Keep in mind that both Sniffa and Bibaby were TS'd earlier this year. Some purging of the lounge of some sort.
Just think. The last time Rising Phoenix got any was from a woman wearing a strap on. :evillaugh:
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Bi Baby is a very homely woman. Both her and Rising Pheonix have large, bulbous noses, W.C. Fields-style. Meow.
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Bi Baby is a very homely woman. Both her and Rising Pheonix have large, bulbous noses, W.C. Fields-style. Meow.
I'm wondering what's wrong with Sniffa (besides looking like a budding serial killer) that he hooked up with two homely looking women. I'm no goddess but I don't flaunt my lack of looks on the internet. And 26 years ago when I met DH I sure looked better than those two. :tongue:
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Keep in mind that both Sniffa and Bibaby were TS'd earlier this year. Some purging of the lounge of some sort.
Just think. The last time Rising Phoenix got any was from a woman wearing a strap on. :evillaugh:
Ewww!! :panic:
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Bi Baby is a very homely woman. Both her and Rising Pheonix have large, bulbous noses, W.C. Fields-style. Meow.
I dunno. Other than the nose, she might not be too bad if she wasn't trying to look like a dyke.
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I dunno. Other than the nose, she might not be too bad if she wasn't trying to look like a dyke.
Bibaby looks like a sluttier, unwashed, and smelly version of Tina Fey.
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Bibaby is smaller than a refrigerator......so that's a plus.
She doesn't look fat at all in those pics. Put a finger on her face and she might even seem normal.
Is the man down blog the former Mr. Peanut?
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Bi Baby is a very homely woman. Both her and Rising Pheonix have large, bulbous noses, W.C. Fields-style. Meow.
Probably no one remembers the old Popeye cartoon character, Alice the Goon.
http://www.tisinc99.com/pop987132.html
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Unwashed and smelly, yes. I don't see the slutty, I see slovenly. Thundley, you need to raise your bar for "not too bad."
Aunt Jemima kerchief on the head, ugly moonbat glasses, big schnozz, bushy caterpillar eyebrows like all commie chicks, dirty sweatshirt as uniform.
Edit: Alice the Goon.
!!!!!! Oh my God... :lmao: :lmao: :rotf: :rotf: What a great thread!
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Okay -- A few things.
The mailman wasn't me.
The Peanut photos - Damn..
In the picture on the DU thread - the brightly lit thing in the upper left hand corner - Television, or basement window ?
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Looks like a TV.
*EDIT* decided not to add another Peanut pic**
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I answered #3 - Either a television or a monitor of some sort on a stand. Basement window though would have been the coup de grâce..
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"The Mailman thinks I'm sexy!"
Definitely an uncanny resemblance there. Twins separated at birth? Long-lost siblings? In-bred cousins?
Who is to say.
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Definitely an uncanny resemblance there. Twins separated at birth? Long-lost siblings? In-bred cousins?
Who is to say.
Rising Peanut ?
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In the picture on the DU thread - the brightly lit thing in the upper left hand corner - Television, or basement window ?
I think it's a TV, same brightness as the reflected monitor behind her.
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Rising Peanut ?
The Rising Peanut Primitive. Definitely has a ring to it.