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Title: DUmmette Fishes For Compliments, Needs Better Bait
Post by: GOBUCKS on December 30, 2009, 11:58:19 PM
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Rising Phoenix  (1000+ posts)      Wed Dec-30-09 04:46 PM
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The mailman just told me how wonderful I look ?!
I'm in sweats, an old bleached out tee, an nasty old sweatshirt, no make-up and a ponytail. He, however, said I was glowing. It was random.
       
<<Please don't post pictures of individual DUmmies.  For the sexy sexy, go to the link. -- Chris>>

I know it isn't altogether nice, but it seems more likely the mailman thought she looked easy, rather than wonderful. I mean, c'mon, man! Wonderful? Glowing? Maybe Newman is her mailman.

DUmp picture threads are always appreciated.


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UTUSN  (1000+ posts)      Wed Dec-30-09 10:28 PM
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9. Hey!1 He's got a PENSION!1 Plus, if you divorce after 10 yrs, you can marry AGAIN!1

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x9190743
Title: Re: DUmmette Fishes For Compliments, Needs Better Bait
Post by: thundley4 on December 31, 2009, 12:08:11 AM
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Rising Phoenix   (1000+ posts)           Wed Dec-30-09 10:06 PM
Response to Reply #6
7. how very sweet
   
its funny how you get the most compliments when you are just bumming it.....

Funny how you get compliments when you fish for them on DU.
Title: Re: DUmmette Fishes For Compliments, Needs Better Bait
Post by: The Village Idiot on December 31, 2009, 12:19:44 AM
(http://www.ratewall.com/cpics/7b0a37b6-b362-4006-b146-9132b433c7b7_Jeff_Dunham_Peanut.jpg)

Momma? Is that really you? Why did you leave me with nasty Uncle Pervert, Momma?
Title: Re: DUmmette Fishes For Compliments, Needs Better Bait
Post by: sofa king on December 31, 2009, 12:27:37 AM
don't do it.

come on, we all look how we look.  she looks how she looks. 

let's leave it at that.

i'm sure all of her friends say she has a nice personality...

 
Title: Re: DUmmette Fishes For Compliments, Needs Better Bait
Post by: The Village Idiot on December 31, 2009, 12:29:41 AM
don't do it.

come on, we all look how we look.  she looks how she looks. 
 

I couldn't help myself. The resemblance is amazing. They have the same lips.

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3128/2417570168_0b17af29d7_m.jpg)
Title: Re: DUmmette Fishes For Compliments, Needs Better Bait
Post by: GOBUCKS on December 31, 2009, 12:32:48 AM
i'm sure all of her friends say she has a nice personality...
Not a chance. She's a DUmmy. DUmmies hate each other as much as they hate us.
Title: Re: DUmmette Fishes For Compliments, Needs Better Bait
Post by: kenth on December 31, 2009, 12:51:26 AM
(http://www.ratewall.com/cpics/7b0a37b6-b362-4006-b146-9132b433c7b7_Jeff_Dunham_Peanut.jpg)

Momma? Is that really you? Why did you leave with nasty Uncle Pervert, Momma?

 :rotf: :lmao:

bwaaahahahahaa...
Title: Re: DUmmette Fishes For Compliments, Needs Better Bait
Post by: The Village Idiot on December 31, 2009, 12:56:07 AM
(http://api.ning.com/files/2FY5sQWZ0WDu9ctvfbHms9ziQ2dR6mqYx-Un0ZMPxzrPHLozSAiwNKW4N9uw7ykMI3qpeJgPoASa1t4bsvi8zfTlPZxqt0Bf/_peanut_PH.jpg)

"The Mailman thinks I'm sexy!"
Title: Re: DUmmette Fishes For Compliments, Needs Better Bait
Post by: crockspot on December 31, 2009, 01:17:59 AM
I'm pretty sure the mailman was hoping to get some before his next delivery.
Title: Re: DUmmette Fishes For Compliments, Needs Better Bait
Post by: AllosaursRus on December 31, 2009, 01:33:11 AM
Where the hell was the Spork alert?????!!!!!!!1
Title: Re: DUmmette Fishes For Compliments, Needs Better Bait
Post by: The Village Idiot on December 31, 2009, 01:37:18 AM
Where the hell was the Spork alert?????!!!!!!!1

Come on. I wasn't lying about the resemblance was I?
Title: Re: DUmmette Fishes For Compliments, Needs Better Bait
Post by: AllosaursRus on December 31, 2009, 01:57:01 AM
Come on. I wasn't lying about the resemblance was I?

You don't consider a "purple critter" in need of a spork? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Title: Re: DUmmette Fishes For Compliments, Needs Better Bait
Post by: BlueStateSaint on December 31, 2009, 04:25:11 AM
You don't consider a "purple critter" in need of a spork? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

This one, yes . . .

(http://image3.examiner.com/images/blog/wysiwyg/image/Barney_good.jpg)

If I have my way, The Heiress will never see this thing.
Title: Re: DUmmette Fishes For Compliments, Needs Better Bait
Post by: Tucker on December 31, 2009, 07:30:43 AM
Butt ugly. UP looks better, and she's a .........well she's something.
Title: Re: DUmmette Fishes For Compliments, Needs Better Bait
Post by: Karin on December 31, 2009, 08:32:52 AM
Oh my God, FGL.....words fail me.   Literally did a spit-take.  And a coughing fit.  I'll say no more. 
Title: Re: DUmmette Fishes For Compliments, Needs Better Bait
Post by: Chris on December 31, 2009, 08:57:52 AM
(http://api.ning.com/files/2FY5sQWZ0WDu9ctvfbHms9ziQ2dR6mqYx-Un0ZMPxzrPHLozSAiwNKW4N9uw7ykMI3qpeJgPoASa1t4bsvi8zfTlPZxqt0Bf/_peanut_PH.jpg)

"The Mailman thinks I'm sexy!"
You made me laugh while I was on the phone with a customer. :lmao:
Title: Re: DUmmette Fishes For Compliments, Needs Better Bait
Post by: crockspot on December 31, 2009, 09:06:49 AM
Didn't see a linky, so here is one.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x9190743
Title: Re: DUmmette Fishes For Compliments, Needs Better Bait
Post by: BlueStateSaint on December 31, 2009, 09:52:00 AM
Oh my God, FGL.....words fail me.   Literally did a spit-take.  And a coughing fit.  I'll say no more. 

Asthma?
Title: Re: DUmmette Fishes For Compliments, Needs Better Bait
Post by: Karin on December 31, 2009, 10:55:04 AM
BlueState, they removed the picture from here in the original post.  Go to DU and take a look, then look at FGL's. 
Title: Re: DUmmette Fishes For Compliments, Needs Better Bait
Post by: Chris on December 31, 2009, 10:58:22 AM
Sorry, I accidentally removed the link to the thread.  It's back.
Title: Re: DUmmette Fishes For Compliments, Needs Better Bait
Post by: BadCat on December 31, 2009, 11:01:57 AM
Oh.....how.....genetically unfortunate.
Title: Re: DUmmette Fishes For Compliments, Needs Better Bait
Post by: DefiantSix on December 31, 2009, 11:11:04 AM
Oh.....how.....genetically unfortunate.

Either that, or grounds for a DUmmy lawsuit (of Jeff Dunham).  I would imagine that this DUmmy has a case for back royalties.
Title: Re: DUmmette Fishes For Compliments, Needs Better Bait
Post by: BlueStateSaint on December 31, 2009, 11:27:37 AM
BlueState, they removed the picture from here in the original post.  Go to DU and take a look, then look at FGL's. 

The resemblance is pretty good, IMO.

And, to the title of the thread--the only way that said DUmmy could get compliments by "fishing" for them, would be if said DUmmy used depth charges for "bait."
Title: Re: DUmmette Fishes For Compliments, Needs Better Bait
Post by: BadCat on December 31, 2009, 11:35:57 AM
The resemblance is pretty good, IMO.

And, to the title of the thread--the only way that said DUmmy could get compliments by "fishing" for them, would be if said DUmmy used depth charges for "bait."

You ever seen Bibaby?  The chick that dumbass invited into her bed with her husband?  She's no jewel, but she's 10000 times more attractive than that thing.

What kind of idiot invites a thinner, more attractive chick into her husbands bed and then bitches when he runs off with the hotter chick?

A DU idiot.
Title: Re: DUmmette Fishes For Compliments, Needs Better Bait
Post by: VivisMom on December 31, 2009, 11:40:17 AM
You ever seen Bibaby?  The chick that dumbass invited into her bed with her husband?  She's no jewel, but she's 10000 times more attractive than that thing.

What kind of idiot invites a thinner, more attractive chick into her husbands bed and then bitches when he runs off with the hotter chick?

A DU idiot.

HOLY CRAP! Is that the woman that she and her hubby were in that open relationship with BiBaby?

I'd have left, too.
Title: Re: DUmmette Fishes For Compliments, Needs Better Bait
Post by: BadCat on December 31, 2009, 11:49:38 AM
HOLY CRAP! Is that the woman that she and her hubby were in that open relationship with BiBaby?

I'd have left, too.

Yup, remember the Lounge threads they started about the joys of "polyamory"?
Title: Re: DUmmette Fishes For Compliments, Needs Better Bait
Post by: The Village Idiot on December 31, 2009, 12:01:04 PM
The resemblance is pretty good, IMO.

And, to the title of the thread--the only way that said DUmmy could get compliments by "fishing" for them, would be if said DUmmy used depth charges for "bait."

Peanut was the first thing that popped into my head when I saw that picture. Seriously.
Title: Re: DUmmette Fishes For Compliments, Needs Better Bait
Post by: The Village Idiot on December 31, 2009, 12:02:22 PM
You made me laugh while I was on the phone with a customer. :lmao:

Sorry, hopefully the customer wasn't too offended. You don't sell garvesites or coffins or anything do you?
Title: Re: DUmmette Fishes For Compliments, Needs Better Bait
Post by: GOBUCKS on December 31, 2009, 12:06:07 PM
HOLY CRAP! Is that the woman that she and her hubby were in that open relationship with BiBaby?

I'd have left, too.
Yes. This bottom feeder originally went under the DUmp name "Mrs. Sniffa".
Sniffa dumped her for Bibaby after a literal side-by-side comparison and test ride.
Title: Re: DUmmette Fishes For Compliments, Needs Better Bait
Post by: The Village Idiot on December 31, 2009, 12:17:44 PM
Yes. This bottom feeder originally went under the DUmp name "Mrs. Sniffa".
Sniffa dumped her for Bibaby after a literal side-by-side comparison and test ride.

And it was her idea?

 :rotf:
Title: Re: DUmmette Fishes For Compliments, Needs Better Bait
Post by: JohnnyReb on December 31, 2009, 12:45:54 PM
And it was her idea?

 :rotf:

Do DUmmies ever have good ideas?
Title: Re: DUmmette Fishes For Compliments, Needs Better Bait
Post by: Karin on December 31, 2009, 12:56:51 PM
Oh My.  This has turned out to be a very entertaining and informative thread. 

I knew some people that that happened to, except it was a wife-swap.  One of the swapped pairs decided they liked what was behind door no. 2.  The other re-mix?  Screwed.  Don't go messing with this kind of stuff, folks.  It's a trail of tears. 
Title: Re: DUmmette Fishes For Compliments, Needs Better Bait
Post by: The Village Idiot on December 31, 2009, 12:58:08 PM
  Don't go messing with this kind of stuff, folks.  It's a trail of tears. 

We ain't DUmmies. haha
Title: Re: DUmmette Fishes For Compliments, Needs Better Bait
Post by: GOBUCKS on December 31, 2009, 01:11:33 PM
Well, the OP link has a photo of Mrs. Sniffa/Rising Phoenix, so we need to take a peek at the other two DUmmies in this menage. You can check out the bibaby slut, and the man of the year Sniffa, at her journal:

http://journals.democraticunderground.com/bicentennial_baby

Bibaby doesn't even reach the low limit of the Tiger Woods standard, but she does edge out Rising Phoenix, who falls squarely in the stevenumbers range of feminine attraction. Sniffa had a tough decision to make.
Title: Re: DUmmette Fishes For Compliments, Needs Better Bait
Post by: crockspot on December 31, 2009, 01:18:19 PM
Oh damn, I didn't realize that this was Mrs. Sniffa... it all makes much more sense now.
Title: Re: DUmmette Fishes For Compliments, Needs Better Bait
Post by: JohnnyReb on December 31, 2009, 01:19:36 PM
Well, the OP link has a photo of Mrs. Sniffa/Rising Phoenix, so we need to take a peek at the other two DUmmies in this menage. You can check out the bibaby slut, and the man of the year Sniffa, at her journal:

http://journals.democraticunderground.com/bicentennial_baby

Bibaby doesn't even reach the low limit of the Tiger Woods standard, but she does edge out Rising Phoenix, who falls squarely in the stevenumbers range of feminine attraction. Sniffa had a tough decision to make.

Bibaby is smaller than a refrigerator......so that's a plus.
Title: Re: DUmmette Fishes For Compliments, Needs Better Bait
Post by: Tucker on December 31, 2009, 01:20:32 PM
Keep in mind that both Sniffa and Bibaby were TS'd earlier this year. Some purging of the lounge of some sort.

Just think. The last time Rising Phoenix got any was from a woman wearing a strap on. :evillaugh:
Title: Re: DUmmette Fishes For Compliments, Needs Better Bait
Post by: Karin on December 31, 2009, 01:24:53 PM
Bi Baby is a very homely woman.  Both her and Rising Pheonix have large, bulbous noses, W.C. Fields-style.  Meow. 
Title: Re: DUmmette Fishes For Compliments, Needs Better Bait
Post by: Boudicca on December 31, 2009, 01:52:56 PM
Bi Baby is a very homely woman.  Both her and Rising Pheonix have large, bulbous noses, W.C. Fields-style.  Meow. 
I'm wondering what's wrong with Sniffa (besides looking like a budding serial killer) that he hooked up with two homely looking women.  I'm no goddess but I don't flaunt my lack of looks on the internet.  And 26 years ago when I met DH I sure looked better than those two. :tongue:
Title: Re: DUmmette Fishes For Compliments, Needs Better Bait
Post by: Chris on December 31, 2009, 01:53:18 PM
Keep in mind that both Sniffa and Bibaby were TS'd earlier this year. Some purging of the lounge of some sort.

Just think. The last time Rising Phoenix got any was from a woman wearing a strap on. :evillaugh:
Ewww!! :panic:
Title: Re: DUmmette Fishes For Compliments, Needs Better Bait
Post by: thundley4 on December 31, 2009, 01:53:27 PM
Bi Baby is a very homely woman.  Both her and Rising Pheonix have large, bulbous noses, W.C. Fields-style.  Meow. 

I dunno. Other than the nose, she might not be too bad if she wasn't trying to look like a dyke.
Title: Re: DUmmette Fishes For Compliments, Needs Better Bait
Post by: GOBUCKS on December 31, 2009, 01:58:32 PM
I dunno. Other than the nose, she might not be too bad if she wasn't trying to look like a dyke.
Bibaby looks like a sluttier, unwashed, and smelly version of Tina Fey.
Title: Re: DUmmette Fishes For Compliments, Needs Better Bait
Post by: The Village Idiot on December 31, 2009, 01:58:39 PM
Bibaby is smaller than a refrigerator......so that's a plus.

She doesn't look fat at all in those pics. Put a finger on her face and she might even seem normal.

Is the man down blog the former Mr. Peanut?
Title: Re: DUmmette Fishes For Compliments, Needs Better Bait
Post by: GOBUCKS on December 31, 2009, 02:09:32 PM
Bi Baby is a very homely woman.  Both her and Rising Pheonix have large, bulbous noses, W.C. Fields-style.  Meow. 
Probably no one remembers the old Popeye cartoon character, Alice the Goon.
http://www.tisinc99.com/pop987132.html
Title: Re: DUmmette Fishes For Compliments, Needs Better Bait
Post by: Karin on December 31, 2009, 02:10:21 PM
Unwashed and smelly, yes.  I don't see the slutty, I see slovenly.  Thundley, you need to raise your bar for "not too bad."

Aunt Jemima kerchief on the head, ugly moonbat glasses, big schnozz, bushy caterpillar eyebrows like all commie chicks, dirty sweatshirt as uniform.  


Edit: 
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Alice the Goon.

!!!!!!  Oh my God... :lmao: :lmao: :rotf: :rotf:  What a great thread! 
Title: Re: DUmmette Fishes For Compliments, Needs Better Bait
Post by: miskie on December 31, 2009, 02:52:58 PM
Okay -- A few things.

The mailman wasn't me.

The Peanut photos - Damn..
 
In the picture on the DU thread - the brightly lit thing in the upper left hand corner - Television, or basement window ?
Title: Re: DUmmette Fishes For Compliments, Needs Better Bait
Post by: The Village Idiot on December 31, 2009, 02:56:42 PM
Looks like a TV.

*EDIT* decided not to add another Peanut pic**
Title: Re: DUmmette Fishes For Compliments, Needs Better Bait
Post by: miskie on December 31, 2009, 02:57:25 PM
I answered #3 - Either a television or a monitor of some sort on a stand. Basement window though would have been the coup de grâce..
Title: Re: DUmmette Fishes For Compliments, Needs Better Bait
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on December 31, 2009, 03:02:35 PM
(http://api.ning.com/files/2FY5sQWZ0WDu9ctvfbHms9ziQ2dR6mqYx-Un0ZMPxzrPHLozSAiwNKW4N9uw7ykMI3qpeJgPoASa1t4bsvi8zfTlPZxqt0Bf/_peanut_PH.jpg)

"The Mailman thinks I'm sexy!"

Definitely an uncanny resemblance there.  Twins separated at birth?  Long-lost siblings?  In-bred cousins? 
Who is to say.
Title: Re: DUmmette Fishes For Compliments, Needs Better Bait
Post by: miskie on December 31, 2009, 03:04:50 PM
Definitely an uncanny resemblance there.  Twins separated at birth?  Long-lost siblings?  In-bred cousins? 
Who is to say.

Rising Peanut ?
Title: Re: DUmmette Fishes For Compliments, Needs Better Bait
Post by: thundley4 on December 31, 2009, 03:32:39 PM
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In the picture on the DU thread - the brightly lit thing in the upper left hand corner - Television, or basement window ?

I think it's a TV, same brightness as the reflected monitor behind her.
Title: Re: DUmmette Fishes For Compliments, Needs Better Bait
Post by: The Village Idiot on December 31, 2009, 03:40:56 PM
Rising Peanut ?

The Rising Peanut Primitive. Definitely has a ring to it.