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Title: We Are In Trouble
Post by: Ladywinter on December 30, 2009, 09:52:10 PM

We are in trouble...


The population of this country is 300 million.

 
160 million are retired.


That leaves 140 million to do the work.


There are 85 million in school.


Which leaves 55 million to do the work.


Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government.


Leaving 20 million to do the work.


2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama
Bin-Laden.


Which leaves 17.2 million to do the work.


Take from that total the 15.8 million people who work for state and city
Governments. And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.



At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.



Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.


Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.


That leaves just two people to do the work.


You and me.


And there you are,


Sitting on your ass,


At your computer, reading jokes in the Lounge...


Nice...    Real nice... :beer:



 

Title: Re: We Are In Trouble
Post by: The Village Idiot on December 30, 2009, 10:06:17 PM

lol

Title: Re: We Are In Trouble
Post by: IassaFTots on December 30, 2009, 10:21:31 PM

Love it!

Title: Re: We Are In Trouble
Post by: SilverOrchid on December 30, 2009, 10:33:08 PM

Funny! Too bad it is too long to post on FB.

Title: Re: We Are In Trouble
Post by: Chris_ on December 30, 2009, 11:11:46 PM

Quote from: SilverOrchid on December 30, 2009, 10:33:08 PM

Funny! Too bad it is too long to post on FB.

You could do a note.

Title: Re: We Are In Trouble
Post by: SilverOrchid on December 30, 2009, 11:25:25 PM

Quote from: jendf on December 30, 2009, 11:11:46 PM

You could do a note.

I must be doing it wrong because it won't let me, too long.  :bawl: I never did a note on FB before.  :loser:

Title: Re: We Are In Trouble
Post by: thundley4 on December 30, 2009, 11:36:50 PM

Quote from: SilverOrchid on December 30, 2009, 11:25:25 PM

I must be doing it wrong because it won't let me, too long.  :bawl: I never did a note on FB before.  :loser:

I just did it.  There's a plus sign that lets you add different things near the top of the page on your profile.

Title: Re: We Are In Trouble
Post by: IassaFTots on December 31, 2009, 08:23:16 AM

SO, I just posted it as a note, and tagged you, so you should get it, and then you can repost yourself.  Happy New Year!

Title: Re: We Are In Trouble
Post by: JohnnyReb on December 31, 2009, 08:30:54 AM

You and me.


And there you are,


Sitting on your ass,


At your computer, reading jokes in the Lounge...


Nice...    Real nice... 

There's only "YOU" left.....I'm going Monday to sign up for social security.

So get out there and go to work.......we're "ALL" depending on you.

Title: Re: We Are In Trouble
Post by: Eupher on December 31, 2009, 08:34:29 AM

Quote from: JohnnyReb on December 31, 2009, 08:30:54 AM

You and me.


And there you are,


Sitting on your ass,


At your computer, reading jokes in the Lounge...


Nice...    Real nice... 

There's only "YOU" left.....I'm going Monday to sign up for social security.

So get out there and go to work.......we're "ALL" depending on you.

 :rotf: :lmao:

Title: Re: We Are In Trouble
Post by: IassaFTots on December 31, 2009, 10:09:08 AM

OMG.  LOL doesn't do that justice. :rotf: