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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Chris_ on December 27, 2009, 12:09:23 AM
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You may need a vomit bucket for this one.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x9170763
Lil Missy (1000+ posts) Tue Dec-15-09 09:21 PM
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I'm getting a new TOY for myself for Christmas!!
With LOTS of AA batteries!!!!!
This Lil Missy is the nastiest old lesbian. The things that come out of her mouth. :rotf:
She wants them to guess what it is. It's a bit much even for me.
A few replies :
Kali (1000+ posts) Tue Dec-15-09 09:50 PM
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5. get a charger
(I know, you already are ) and rechargeable batteries! Be happy and green!
Arugula Latte (1000+ posts) Tue Dec-15-09 10:00 PM
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6. A personal hand drill?
CaliforniaPeggy (1000+ posts) Tue Dec-15-09 10:09 PM
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9. A new toy?
Ah, so that's what they call it now...
Have fun!
Poor Peggy.
redqueen (1000+ posts) Wed Dec-16-09 05:03 PM
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18. What color?
I got a purple toy last year. It is awesome.
Eggplant purple or Barney purple ? :rotf:
Redstone (1000+ posts) Wed Dec-16-09 05:38 PM
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21. Enjoy! And remember, toys should be shared.
Redstone
Now I'm grossed out and can't read anymore. I think I'm going to have nightmares about this thread.
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Redstone... may you get herpetic lesions you nasty cuss. :-)
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I got a New Toy (http://nightforceoptics.com/nightforcescopes/SCOPES_OVERVIEW/3_5-15x50___3_5-15x56_/3_5-15x50___3_5-15x56_.html) for Christmas too.
If you DUmmies would all kindly assemble down there, by that large mound of pockmarked dirt I'll be only too happy to demonstrate it.
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They truly have no shame, do they?
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old mark (1000+ posts) Thu Dec-17-09 12:59 AM
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29. Another one? Keep this one away from the dog...... Film at 11.
Lil Missy (1000+ posts) Thu Dec-17-09 09:44 AM
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30. Yeah, another one. The replacement for the one the dog mauled shorts out all the time. Too much trouble.
Poor animal.
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A goat??
(http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/1499/adbotgoat.png)
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A goat??
(http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/1499/adbotgoat.png)
:rofl:
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Gotta LOVE adbot!!
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uurrrrrrrppppppppp breeeeeeaaaaach!!!!!!1111111
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Lil Missy (1000+ posts) Tue Dec-15-09 09:21 PM
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I'm getting a new TOY for myself for Christmas!!
With LOTS of AA batteries!!!!!
Batteries?
I would've thought it came with a kickstarter.
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I would have thought if she wanted to be 'green' she would have gone with a solar power cell, but I don't suppose it would have enough kick for her.
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Now ya guys are really gettin' disgusting!
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wish she had posted a picture of herself.....
then I would know if I should invest in Duracell stock..... :uhsure:
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wish she had posted a picture of herself.....
then I would know if I should invest in Duracell stock..... :uhsure:
Or a big bundle of BP options.
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I would have thought if she wanted to be 'green' she would have gone with a solar power cell, but I don't suppose it would have enough kick for her.
The only "real" green option would be a cucumber... or maybe a zucchinni. :-)
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[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tbd2K0uYoYQ[/youtube]
Yeah, that just about covers it.
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I've always wondered why...if Lesbians supposedly hate the equipment that men possess...automatically reach for and use toys shaped like what we have?
*looks for fire suit smiley*
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I've always wondered why...if Lesbians supposedly hate the equipment that men possess...automatically reach for and use toys shaped like what we have?
*looks for fire suit smiley*
We could always invite Athena over here to answer that question for us.
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Maybe her girlfriend's tongue needs a rest
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I've always wondered why...if Lesbians supposedly hate the equipment that men possess...automatically reach for and use toys shaped like what we have?
*looks for fire suit smiley*
Yeah......and Gay men wanting to stick it in a hole.
Why travel the dirt roads when you can ride the interstate?.....maybe it's the no minibikes and minimum speed law are something.
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Lil Missy
I'm getting a new TOY for myself for Christmas!!
With LOTS of AA batteries!!!!!
I'm pretty sure this falls under hate crime legislation.
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Yeah......and Gay men wanting to stick it in a hole.
Why travel the dirt roads when you can ride the interstate?.....maybe it's the no minibikes and minimum speed law are something.
Now that's just totally gross!!!!!!!! But funny as hell! Hahahahahahahahaha!
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I've always wondered why...if Lesbians supposedly hate the equipment that men possess...automatically reach for and use toys shaped like what we have?
*looks for fire suit smiley*
Lesbians don't hate penis. They hate the life support system attached to it.
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Lesbians don't hate penis. They hate the life support system attached to it.
After all, their, errr, plumbing, necessitates certain guidelines be followed in order to facilitate said outcome. LOL!