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Title: I'm getting a new TOY for myself for Christmas!!
Post by: Chris_ on December 27, 2009, 12:09:23 AM
You may need a vomit bucket for this one.

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Lil Missy  (1000+ posts)      Tue Dec-15-09 09:21 PM
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I'm getting a new TOY for myself for Christmas!!

With LOTS of AA batteries!!!!!

 


This Lil Missy is the nastiest old lesbian.  The things that come out of her mouth.   :rotf:


She wants them to guess what it is.  It's a bit much even for me.


A few replies :

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Kali  (1000+ posts)      Tue Dec-15-09 09:50 PM
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5. get a charger
(I know, you already are  ) and rechargeable batteries! Be happy and green!


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Arugula Latte  (1000+ posts)      Tue Dec-15-09 10:00 PM
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6. A personal hand drill?

 


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CaliforniaPeggy  (1000+ posts)        Tue Dec-15-09 10:09 PM
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9. A new toy? 
Ah, so that's what they call it now... 

Have fun!

 

Poor Peggy.


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redqueen  (1000+ posts)        Wed Dec-16-09 05:03 PM
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18. What color? 
I got a purple toy last year. It is awesome. 

 

Eggplant purple or Barney purple ?   :rotf:

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Redstone  (1000+ posts)      Wed Dec-16-09 05:38 PM
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21. Enjoy! And remember, toys should be shared.

 Redstone



Now I'm grossed out and can't read anymore.  I think I'm going to have nightmares about this thread.
Title: Re: I'm getting a new TOY for myself for Christmas!!
Post by: Schadenfreude on December 27, 2009, 12:14:36 AM
Redstone... may you get herpetic lesions you nasty cuss.  :-)
Title: Re: I'm getting a new TOY for myself for Christmas!!
Post by: LC EFA on December 27, 2009, 12:18:23 AM
I got a  New Toy (http://nightforceoptics.com/nightforcescopes/SCOPES_OVERVIEW/3_5-15x50___3_5-15x56_/3_5-15x50___3_5-15x56_.html) for Christmas too.

If you DUmmies would all kindly assemble down there, by that large mound of pockmarked dirt I'll be only too happy to demonstrate it.

Title: Re: I'm getting a new TOY for myself for Christmas!!
Post by: Celtic Rose on December 27, 2009, 01:03:46 AM
They truly have no shame, do they? 
Title: Re: I'm getting a new TOY for myself for Christmas!!
Post by: Chris on December 27, 2009, 01:51:16 AM
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old mark  (1000+ posts)      Thu Dec-17-09 12:59 AM
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29. Another one? Keep this one away from the dog......  Film at 11.

 Lil Missy  (1000+ posts)      Thu Dec-17-09 09:44 AM
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30. Yeah, another one. The replacement for the one the dog mauled shorts out all the time. Too much trouble.

Poor animal. 
Title: Re: I'm getting a new TOY for myself for Christmas!!
Post by: Chris on December 27, 2009, 01:53:22 AM
A goat??

(http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/1499/adbotgoat.png)
Title: Re: I'm getting a new TOY for myself for Christmas!!
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on December 27, 2009, 11:36:18 AM
A goat??

(http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/1499/adbotgoat.png)

:rofl:
Title: Re: I'm getting a new TOY for myself for Christmas!!
Post by: The Village Idiot on December 27, 2009, 01:40:16 PM
Gotta LOVE adbot!!
Title: Re: I'm getting a new TOY for myself for Christmas!!
Post by: AllosaursRus on December 27, 2009, 02:07:25 PM
uurrrrrrrppppppppp breeeeeeaaaaach!!!!!!1111111
Title: Re: I'm getting a new TOY for myself for Christmas!!
Post by: dandi on December 27, 2009, 02:18:46 PM
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Lil Missy  (1000+ posts)      Tue Dec-15-09 09:21 PM
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I'm getting a new TOY for myself for Christmas!!

With LOTS of AA batteries!!!!!

Batteries?

I would've thought it came with a kickstarter.
Title: Re: I'm getting a new TOY for myself for Christmas!!
Post by: Chris on December 27, 2009, 02:20:45 PM
I would have thought if she wanted to be 'green' she would have gone with a solar power cell, but I don't suppose it would have enough kick for her. 
Title: Re: I'm getting a new TOY for myself for Christmas!!
Post by: AllosaursRus on December 27, 2009, 03:48:37 PM
Now ya guys are really gettin' disgusting!
Title: Re: I'm getting a new TOY for myself for Christmas!!
Post by: debk on December 27, 2009, 04:37:22 PM
wish she had posted a picture of herself.....


then I would know if I should invest in Duracell stock..... :uhsure:
Title: Re: I'm getting a new TOY for myself for Christmas!!
Post by: LC EFA on December 27, 2009, 04:55:27 PM
wish she had posted a picture of herself.....


then I would know if I should invest in Duracell stock..... :uhsure:

Or a big bundle of BP options.

Title: Re: I'm getting a new TOY for myself for Christmas!!
Post by: I_B_Perky on December 28, 2009, 02:21:23 AM
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I would have thought if she wanted to be 'green' she would have gone with a solar power cell, but I don't suppose it would have enough kick for her.

The only "real" green option would be a cucumber... or maybe a zucchinni.  :-)
Title: Re: I'm getting a new TOY for myself for Christmas!!
Post by: NHSparky on December 28, 2009, 07:13:10 AM
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tbd2K0uYoYQ[/youtube]

Yeah, that just about covers it.
Title: Re: I'm getting a new TOY for myself for Christmas!!
Post by: TheSarge on December 28, 2009, 07:17:59 AM
I've always wondered why...if Lesbians supposedly hate the equipment that men possess...automatically reach for and use toys shaped like what we have?

*looks for fire suit smiley*

Title: Re: I'm getting a new TOY for myself for Christmas!!
Post by: NHSparky on December 28, 2009, 07:22:08 AM
I've always wondered why...if Lesbians supposedly hate the equipment that men possess...automatically reach for and use toys shaped like what we have?

*looks for fire suit smiley*



We could always invite Athena over here to answer that question for us.
Title: Re: I'm getting a new TOY for myself for Christmas!!
Post by: littlelamb on December 28, 2009, 07:22:23 AM
Maybe her girlfriend's tongue needs a rest
Title: Re: I'm getting a new TOY for myself for Christmas!!
Post by: JohnnyReb on December 28, 2009, 07:38:54 AM
I've always wondered why...if Lesbians supposedly hate the equipment that men possess...automatically reach for and use toys shaped like what we have?

*looks for fire suit smiley*


Yeah......and Gay men wanting to stick it in a hole.

Why travel the dirt roads when you can ride the interstate?.....maybe it's the no minibikes and minimum speed law are something.
Title: Re: I'm getting a new TOY for myself for Christmas!!
Post by: USA4ME on December 28, 2009, 08:37:50 AM
Quote from:
Lil Missy
 
I'm getting a new TOY for myself for Christmas!!

With LOTS of AA batteries!!!!!

I'm pretty sure this falls under hate crime legislation.

.
Title: Re: I'm getting a new TOY for myself for Christmas!!
Post by: AllosaursRus on December 28, 2009, 08:39:26 AM
Yeah......and Gay men wanting to stick it in a hole.

Why travel the dirt roads when you can ride the interstate?.....maybe it's the no minibikes and minimum speed law are something.

Now that's just totally gross!!!!!!!! But funny as hell! Hahahahahahahahaha!
Title: Re: I'm getting a new TOY for myself for Christmas!!
Post by: crockspot on December 28, 2009, 08:45:49 AM
I've always wondered why...if Lesbians supposedly hate the equipment that men possess...automatically reach for and use toys shaped like what we have?

*looks for fire suit smiley*



Lesbians don't hate penis. They hate the life support system attached to it.
Title: Re: I'm getting a new TOY for myself for Christmas!!
Post by: AllosaursRus on December 28, 2009, 10:33:41 AM
Lesbians don't hate penis. They hate the life support system attached to it.

After all, their, errr, plumbing, necessitates certain guidelines be followed in order to facilitate said outcome. LOL!