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Title: Money is the Best Gift.
Post by: Chris_ on December 26, 2009, 11:01:49 PM: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x9185685

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david13 (1000+ posts) Sat Dec-26-09 01:28 PM
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Money is the Best Gift.

That way the recipient can buy what they want. Money is the one gift that is not dangerous, that cannot be wrong, or offensive, or off key, etc. Unless, unless, it is not enough money. Giving 10 dollars today is nothing. It's a slight, an insult. Put 100 in there. That means something.
dc

Is david 13 ? :rotf:
Title: Re: Money is the Best Gift.
Post by: Lord Undies on December 26, 2009, 11:06:40 PM: Quote from: shadeaux on December 26, 2009, 11:01:49 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x9185685

Is david 13 ? :rotf:

That's probably his bus pass number.
Title: Re: Money is the Best Gift.
Post by: Traveshamockery on December 26, 2009, 11:07:27 PM: Quote from: Lord Undies on December 26, 2009, 11:06:40 PM
That's probably his bus pass number.

:rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
Title: Re: Money is the Best Gift.
Post by: Specbid on December 27, 2009, 07:31:01 AM: Balls. What a selfish little prick this guy is.
When I was a kid, getting five bucks from my Grandmother(who had very little) meant much more than larger gifts from more well off people.
Kid should be ashamed of himself.
Title: Re: Money is the Best Gift.
Post by: NHSparky on December 27, 2009, 07:35:43 AM: Dear DUmmies,

Remember that old saw, "It's not the size of the gift, it's the thought that counts?" How much thought goes into stuffing a bill into an envelope and going, "Here, you're not important enough to me to spend any time thinking about what you might want. Leave me the **** alone."
Title: Re: Money is the Best Gift.
Post by: Tucker on December 27, 2009, 07:49:56 AM: I thought their mantra was "to each his needs". In a perfect Socialist society, there is no need for money.[/DUmmy mode off]
Title: Re: Money is the Best Gift.
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on December 28, 2009, 10:57:49 AM: I'd give the little shit a card that said "David, OxFam (Or Heifer Project International, or Doctors without Borders, or something similar) thanks you sincerely for the $100 donated in your name! Thanks to your generous gift, a struggling family farm in Ruritania will have the means to prosper and improve the economics of their home and village!"
Title: Re: Money is the Best Gift.
Post by: NHSparky on December 28, 2009, 11:04:56 AM: Oh, I would SO want to be there with a camera to catch his expression the moment he opened THAT card.
Title: Re: Money is the Best Gift.
Post by: Oceander on December 28, 2009, 11:06:51 AM: I'll take all the $10 "insults" Mr. DUmmy can hand out, thank you very much. Stupid shee-it.
Title: Re: Money is the Best Gift.
Post by: Specbid on December 28, 2009, 11:08:12 AM: Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on December 28, 2009, 10:57:49 AM
I'd give the little shit a card that said "David, OxFam (Or Heifer Project International, or Doctors without Borders, or something similar) thanks you sincerely for the $100 donated in your name! Thanks to your generous gift, a struggling family farm in Ruritania will have the means to prosper and improve the economics of their home and village!"

What was that charity George made up in Seinfeld, the "Human Fund"?
Title: Re: Money is the Best Gift.
Post by: Lord Undies on December 28, 2009, 11:10:59 AM: Quote from: Specbid on December 28, 2009, 11:08:12 AM
What was that charity George made up in Seinfeld, the "Human Fund"?

Money For People
Title: Re: Money is the Best Gift.
Post by: jukin on December 28, 2009, 01:53:53 PM: Some posts really do peel the onion of a leaching Dumbass.