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Title: The 'Bama Butterball, DUmmy Li'l Ava, Reappears
Post by: GOBUCKS on December 24, 2009, 08:11:35 PM
The chinless wonder, the Alabama butterball, DUmmy Li'l Ava drops by on winter break to share her immense talent. Her video is really, er, special.
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Ava  (1000+ posts)        Thu Dec-24-09 04:01 PM
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My final short film for my first semester at NYU
In my first semester I took a class called Digital Frame & Sequence. In the class we take photos with a DSLR and record audio in order to make a video. For my final project I decided to take a poem and put visuals to it and had a friend from my scholar's program do the voice over reading. The photos were hard to take. I had to turn a plain black room into a prison cell with lighting. I basically built a prison wall with a window out of foam poster boards and then used a lighting kit to light through the window opening to make the lighting in the room seem like that of a prison cell. It was really cool working with the lighting kit and designing the lighting for the shoot.

Hope you like!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oglh-ldBcK8
 
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Auggie  (1000+ posts)      Thu Dec-24-09 05:57 PM
11. You captured the mood perfectly...
all of your shots are very nicely designed. Great contrast. I particularly liked the close-up of the prisoner with the highlight in the eye -- very effective, and a nice touch. Very well done.  
 


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Ptah  (1000+ posts)        Thu Dec-24-09 04:52 PM
3. I like this very much.
The images are superb.

Thanks for sharing!



For a final kiss of death, a positive review from the spooky California Peggy. If the worst writer in the history of written language likes your stuff,  you have a problem:
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CaliforniaPeggy  (1000+ posts)        Thu Dec-24-09 05:03 PM
7. My dear Ava!
Wow, sweetie!

This is really well done. I cannot wait to see what you come up with as you mature...

I accidentally rated you at 3 stars...sorry! I wasn't sure how to do it, and I clicked in the wrong place...  

I left a comment as well!

For some reason, Li'l Ava's silly video reminded me that someone here recently brought up the poetic stylings of Tyrone Green. While I watched Li'l Ava's masterpiece, in my mind I kept hearing "Kill my landlord, kill my landlord. C-I-L-L my land lord." Tyrone and the Butterball have a lot of artistic similarities.
Title: Re: The 'Bama Butterball, DUmmy L'il Ava, Reappears
Post by: TheSarge on December 24, 2009, 08:35:03 PM
She's no more than average for a first semester student.
Title: Re: The 'Bama Butterball, DUmmy L'il Ava, Reappears
Post by: thundley4 on December 24, 2009, 08:38:51 PM
I don't hold out much hope for the Chinless Wonder.  Even the porn industry is hurting in the 0Bamaconomy.
Title: Re: The 'Bama Butterball, DUmmy Li'l Ava, Reappears
Post by: crockspot on December 25, 2009, 12:19:24 AM
Seems a bit racist that she used a "person of color" as the jailbird... but what do I know? Maybe he was just conveniently available from her interracial gangbang shoot.
Title: Re: The 'Bama Butterball, DUmmy Li'l Ava, Reappears
Post by: Chris on December 25, 2009, 12:24:54 AM
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In the class we take photos with a DSLR and record audio in order to make a video.

How is this different from one of her ridiculous PowerPoint slide shows?
Title: Re: The 'Bama Butterball, DUmmy Li'l Ava, Reappears
Post by: miskie on December 25, 2009, 01:07:47 AM
How is this different from one of her ridiculous PowerPoint slide shows?

it isn't - save for the fact she had to take her own pictures instead of using several web-sourced photos.
Title: Re: The 'Bama Butterball, DUmmy L'il Ava, Reappears
Post by: NHSparky on December 25, 2009, 07:14:27 AM
I don't hold out much hope for the Chinless Wonder.  Even the porn industry is hurting in the 0Bamaconomy.

You got to admit, she's got a decent rack for it, as long as they don't show her face on the money shots.

Oh, did I say that on X-Mas Day?
Title: Re: The 'Bama Butterball, DUmmy L'il Ava, Reappears
Post by: Randy on December 25, 2009, 08:15:19 AM
You got to admit, she's got a decent rack for it, as long as they don't show her face on the money shots.

Oh, did I say that on X-Mas Day?

All she needs is a decent Tramp Stamp instead....

and No, neither of us said that today.

:-)
Title: Re: The 'Bama Butterball, DUmmy Li'l Ava, Reappears
Post by: ReaganForRushmore on December 25, 2009, 08:19:02 AM
Will Saban use the Bama Butterball in goal line situations?......If so, I'm betting on Bama
Title: Re: The 'Bama Butterball, DUmmy L'il Ava, Reappears
Post by: thundley4 on December 25, 2009, 08:40:46 AM
You got to admit, she's got a decent rack for it, as long as they don't show her face on the money shots.

Oh, did I say that on X-Mas Day?

I was only thinking of her being behind the camera, not in front.
Title: Re: The 'Bama Butterball, DUmmy L'il Ava, Reappears
Post by: NHSparky on December 25, 2009, 09:08:06 AM
I was only thinking of her being behind the camera, not in front.

Yeah, you're right--porn company wouldn't be in business long with her on film...or making it.  How about fluff girl?
Title: Re: The 'Bama Butterball, DUmmy Li'l Ava, Reappears
Post by: The Village Idiot on December 26, 2009, 01:03:18 AM
kill the landlord!

The new Bugs Bunny rock opera
Title: Re: The 'Bama Butterball, DUmmy Li'l Ava, Reappears
Post by: The Village Idiot on December 26, 2009, 01:04:39 AM
wait a minute.....

she put a black guy in the cell??

RACIST!! Stereotype!!
Title: Re: The 'Bama Butterball, DUmmy Li'l Ava, Reappears
Post by: The Village Idiot on December 26, 2009, 01:05:34 AM
seriously though,

she did an okay job with the lighting/mood/fake jail cell
Title: Re: The 'Bama Butterball, DUmmy Li'l Ava, Reappears
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on December 26, 2009, 02:18:51 AM
You guys are all so immature, she's a fine looking young woman!







Sarcasm is difficult to express...but I hope y'all got that.