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Title: NORAD Confirms Santa, 9 Reindeer Depart North Pole
Post by: TheSarge on December 24, 2009, 08:05:55 AM
(http://www.3drelax.com/screensavers/The_Santa_Claus_3D.jpg)

NORAD has confirmed that Santa and his fully-loaded, reindeer-powered sleigh took off from the North Pole and soared into the arctic sky at 6:00 a.m. EST (5:00 a.m. CST, 4:00 a.m. MST, 3:00 a.m. PST). NORAD radar is tracking Rudolph’s bright red nose, and satellite imagery is providing minute-by-minute coverage of Santa’s location.

http://www.noradsanta.org/en/countdown.html
Title: Re: NORAD Confirms Santa, 9 Reindeer Depart North Pole
Post by: Chris on December 24, 2009, 08:08:10 AM
 :rotf: Merry Christmas.

Will we be getting regular updates?
Title: Re: NORAD Confirms Santa, 9 Reindeer Depart North Pole
Post by: Oceander on December 24, 2009, 08:10:13 AM
:rotf: Merry Christmas.

Will we be getting regular updates?

Careful what you wish for, Santa might bring it for you!  ;)
Title: Re: NORAD Confirms Santa, 9 Reindeer Depart North Pole
Post by: TheSarge on December 24, 2009, 08:13:57 AM
:rotf: Merry Christmas.

Will we be getting regular updates?

Sure...I can do that or you can go here:

http://www.noradsanta.org/en/track3d.html


185 million gifts delivered so far and he's heading for some islands off the coast of Australia.
Title: Re: NORAD Confirms Santa, 9 Reindeer Depart North Pole
Post by: Oceander on December 24, 2009, 08:21:17 AM
What did I say! ;)
Title: Re: NORAD Confirms Santa, 9 Reindeer Depart North Pole
Post by: TheSarge on December 24, 2009, 08:39:51 AM
For those with smart phones and kids that want to know where Santa is as the day goes along...pull up Google Maps and in the search window type "Santa" and you can track him and where he's at that way.
Title: Re: NORAD Confirms Santa, 9 Reindeer Depart North Pole
Post by: thundley4 on December 24, 2009, 08:42:57 AM
Alright, all of you hunters, put your guns away until December 26th.  :-)
Title: Re: NORAD Confirms Santa, 9 Reindeer Depart North Pole
Post by: formerlurker on December 24, 2009, 08:46:53 AM
Alright, all of you hunters, put your guns away until December 26th.  :-)

LOL.
Title: Re: NORAD Confirms Santa, 9 Reindeer Depart North Pole
Post by: Mr Mannn on December 24, 2009, 01:10:04 PM
Waiting for the DUmmie discussions about what to do with all the coal they got, and how this will affect their carbon footprint.
Title: Re: NORAD Confirms Santa, 9 Reindeer Depart North Pole
Post by: ColonialMarine0431 on December 24, 2009, 01:55:49 PM
Waiting for the DUmmie discussions about what to do with all the coal they got, and how this will affect their carbon footprint.

(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y53/ColonialMarine/44860251224.jpg)
Title: Re: NORAD Confirms Santa, 9 Reindeer Depart North Pole
Post by: SilverOrchid on December 24, 2009, 03:06:31 PM
Santa is in Russia. :-D
Title: Re: NORAD Confirms Santa, 9 Reindeer Depart North Pole
Post by: DefiantSix on December 24, 2009, 03:08:06 PM
Waiting for the DUmmie discussions about what to do with all the coal they got, and how this will affect their carbon footprint.

Oh, I dunno, I always envisioned DUmmy encounters with Santa Claus running more along these lines:
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2215/2134760554_5f2c28e9a0_o.jpg)
Title: Re: NORAD Confirms Santa, 9 Reindeer Depart North Pole
Post by: ColonialMarine0431 on December 24, 2009, 03:20:18 PM
I'll bet as he approaches the east coast Odumbo will call NORAD and put us in DEFCON 3.
Title: Re: NORAD Confirms Santa, 9 Reindeer Depart North Pole
Post by: Chris on December 24, 2009, 03:21:25 PM
Maybe he can get Santa to drop down to 3,000 feet for a fly-by photo op.
Title: Re: NORAD Confirms Santa, 9 Reindeer Depart North Pole
Post by: ColonialMarine0431 on December 24, 2009, 03:35:15 PM
Millions of people think Obama IS Santa.

(http://www.dreamstime.com/obama-santa-claus-white-house-thumb7023911.jpghttp://www.dreamstime.com/obama-santa-claus-white-house-thumb7023911.jpg)
Title: Re: NORAD Confirms Santa, 9 Reindeer Depart North Pole
Post by: littlelamb on December 24, 2009, 04:21:26 PM
Santa can skip Washington DC I bet all of the Rats are on his naughty list anyway