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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: GOBUCKS on December 23, 2009, 11:22:03 PM
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This thread is from the DUmbass who posted the bouncy tale about being an unemployed contruction worker who ran sobbing to the bathroom when a begging wino came to the door. His reaction to the wino was to immediately send a post to the DUmp declaring how badly he hates Amereica. Well, a bouncy like that is a sure winner at the DUmp. Begging, hatred, and bathroom sobbing are all exceedingly popular with DUmmies. Anyway, this no-name anonymous DUmmy became an instant celebrity, with a bazillion recs. Today's thread is his attempt to prolong his stardom, and it may well work, since he immediately reminds his readers that he's the famous hater of America:
OffWithTheirHeads (1000+ posts) Wed Dec-23-09 10:48 PM
Original message
About a day ago, I started a thread titled "God I hate this country
It was about my feelings about someone coming to my door asking for food and/or water. A day later, I checked it and it had made it to the top of the greatest page which, frankly, shocked me. About 80% of the responses were positive and I thank you all for those thoughts, but about 20% of the respondents were in the vein of "If you hate this country, get the **** out". I would like to address the 20%.
When I said that "I hate this country" I was not referring to the land. I spent many years quitting my job and backpacking in the back country of Yosemite and I'm here to tell you, we have some of the most spectacular landscape in the world.
A number of people told me that I should be grateful that I didn't live in Darfur, or Somalia, or the ghettos of India as conditions in those countries paled in comparison to our poverty. Yes, yes they do but I don't live in those places. I live in what is constantly described as "the richest country in the world" The country that has the "best medical care available on the planet", and on and on. I mean, are we supposed to compare our country, the richest country in the world to Darfur? Is that the best we can come up with?
One poster posted pictures of ghettos in impoverished nations to make his point. If I have the time next week, I will post pictures of the homeless encampments (wetbacks) on the Guadalupe river running through the heart of Silicon Valley, in one of the richest parts of this richest nation. They look the same.
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I don't hate our country, the statement, by itself has no meaning. I hate what we are allowing ourselves to become. A nation that thinks the end result of playing Monopoly is a good thing.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x7311584
Whew! For a minute there, I thought DUmmy OffWithTheirHeads may not be a loyal American. Thank goodness, he only hates what we are, whatever that means. At any rate, I no longer feel compelled to question his patriotism. The state of his patriotism is clear.
Subdivisions (1000+ posts) Wed Dec-23-09 10:51 PM
Response to Original message
1. You don't owe anyone any apologies.
AllentownJake (1000+ posts) Wed Dec-23-09 10:52 PM
Response to Original message
2. I hate the culture
I don't hate the people, the government, or even the business. Our culture encourages people to do the wrong things.
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At our foundation, in 2009 our culture is based on lying to each other and ignoring reality. Until that changes, we are ****ed.
DUmmy AllentownJake only hates American culture. I think he shares that opinion with Osama bin Laden.
This no-name DUmmy makes a funny:
phasma ex machina (771 posts) Wed Dec-23-09 11:16 PM
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13. +1 It's nearly impossible for me to relate to alleged contemporary American culture
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Thank G-d for the 'net. It enables me to interact with relatively normal people.
DUmmy NYC_SKP admires anyone who hates America:
NYC_SKP (1000+ posts) Wed Dec-23-09 10:55 PM
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4. I'm sure some many didn't even read your OP.
I was one of the first to respond with the observation that with people like you and your wife, our country is a great country.
However, our country does have serious fundamental problems, problems with it's soul, our collective soul.
Money and possessions are at the top of young people's list of interests, older people too.
Zywiec (1000+ posts) Wed Dec-23-09 11:00 PM
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9. Hating the US will always get you to the greatest page here
Oh, man, DUmmy Zywiec, are you ever going to get it!
Here comes Doug's stupid ex-wife, chiming in from out there amongst the tumbleweed, to set him straight:
EFerrari (1000+ posts) Wed Dec-23-09 11:18 PM
Response to Reply #9
15. Thank you for representing that 20%.
Poor, stupid Beth has given this a lot of thought. As she told us earlier, she is not just a writer, but a thinker as well. I think she should hang up the thinking part, and see if she can get the writing part:
EFerrari (1000+ posts) Wed Dec-23-09 11:19 PM
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17. A country is an abstraction that has no awareness of being hated or loved.
The thinking part just isn't working out.
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"Doug's stupid ex-wife" and "thinking" are about as opposed as "Holy Water" and "vampires."
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AllentownJake (1000+ posts) Wed Dec-23-09 10:52 PM
Response to Original message
2. I hate the culture
I don't hate the people, the government, or even the business. Our culture encourages people to do the wrong things.
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At our foundation, in 2009 our culture is based on lying to each other and ignoring reality. Until that changes, we are ****ed.
You just described the DUmp pretty accurately.
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Hey, Jake, this got my attention . . .
AllentownJake (1000+ posts) Wed Dec-23-09 10:52 PM
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2. I hate the culture (blah, blah)
in 2009 our culture is based on lying to each other and ignoring reality.
And just who is perpetuating that culture in DC, anyway?
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I spent many years quitting my job...
For most people, that takes about half an hour, maybe two if you've got a lot of stuff in your desk to clean out (although usually when quitting, the desk is cleaned out beforehand).
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For most people, that takes about half an hour, maybe two if you've got a lot of stuff in your desk to clean out (although usually when quitting, the desk is cleaned out beforehand).
Remember it's a DUmmie. There's not much that they can do correctly.
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EFerrari (1000+ posts) Wed Dec-23-09 11:19 PM
Response to Reply #10
17. A country is an abstraction that has no awareness of being hated or loved.
:confused:
The chips are flying.
crazyjoe (148 posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Wed Dec-23-09 10:59 PM
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8. "I spent many years quitting my job and backpacking
in the back country of Yosemite"
well, that's interesting. How many years did it take exactly to quit your job?
roguevalley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Wed Dec-23-09 11:19 PM
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16. if that isn't meant with humor, how many nanoseconds did it take
you to concoct such a lame question?
OffWithTheirHeads Donating Member (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Wed Dec-23-09 11:45 PM
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22. Are you just a complete idiot? That was 30 years ago.
OffWithTheirHeads Donating Member (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Wed Dec-23-09 11:56 PM
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24. You are not real smart are you joe? Updated at 12:36 AM
That was 40 tears ago. Not that you would understand.
Replying to the OP.
donco Donating Member (394 posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu Dec-24-09 12:53 AM
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32. More sequels than Rocky? nt
:lmao:
unhappycamper DU Moderator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu Dec-24-09 06:23 AM
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47. 25% of the homeless population are veterans. Updated at 7:14 AM
25% of the prison population are veterans.
25% of rape/sexual assault victims are military women.
Statistically speaking, you stand a much better change of bad things happening to you if you're a veteran.
The stupid is strong with this one.
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"More sequels than Rocky" Oh God, that's funny.
Oceander, you stole my post.
This only confirms my suspicions that the OP is not a construction worker, or anything so similarly masculine. He:
Bakes baguettes
Refers to a "winter solstice"
Knows how to roast a duck
Flees to the bathroom at the drop of a hat to weep copiously.
Refers to Americans as "barbarians," calling to mind a vision of him beating on someone's chest, and crying "you beast!"
Abdicates responsibility and quits his job,
To go look at the pretty scenery.
He's a big femmy moonbat of the first order. He said his wife opened the door, but I don't know the gender of this "wife."
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From the thread, a sample of the superior intellect that is the DUmp.
whathappened (1000+ posts) Thu Dec-24-09 08:49 AM
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55. 10/4 good buddy
i love this country and can't even afford to travel it , i have to look at pictures , i'm not able to work anymore , i'm stuck on a unfixed income that is being ate from the bottom up , this richest nation in the world sure is a tight ass bunch , they all got theres , but god forbid anybody esle who mite like to enjoy alittle bit of life befor were planted , fook d.c. and the horse they road in on ,
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From the thread, a sample of the superior intellect that is the DUmp.
Wow. But at least this one "loves this country". I am surprised there was no TS. heh.
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i'm stuck on a unfixed income that is being ate from the bottom up
Just what, precisely, is that supposed to mean? I can see being worried about living on a "fixed income" that's being eaten up by the insidious tax known as inflation, but what is an "unfixed income" - is that anything like an unneutered dog?
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Thank G-d for the 'net. It enables me to interact with relatively normal people.
:rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
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whathappened (1000+ posts) Thu Dec-24-09 08:49 AM
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55. 10/4 good buddy
i love this country and can't even afford to travel it , i have to look at pictures , i'm not able to work anymore , i'm stuck on a unfixed income that is being ate from the bottom up , this richest nation in the world sure is a tight ass bunch , they all got theres , but god forbid anybody esle who mite like to enjoy alittle bit of life befor were planted , fook d.c. and the horse they road in on ,
Is this DUmmie stupid or did he start drinking early today? Too many parts of that paragraph are simply unintelligible. A little bit of life before were planted? I don't even know what that means. Anyone?
:wtf2:
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Is this DUmmie stupid or did he start drinking early today? Too many parts of that paragraph are simply unintelligible. A little bit of life before were planted? I don't even know what that means. Anyone?
:wtf2:
Planted means buried.
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Is this DUmmie stupid or did he start drinking early today? Too many parts of that paragraph are simply unintelligible. A little bit of life before were planted? I don't even know what that means. Anyone?
:wtf2:
The DUmmie's making excuses for quitting his job 30 & 40 years ago. I'm sure McDonalds missed him both times.
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Just what, precisely, is that supposed to mean? I can see being worried about living on a "fixed income" that's being eaten up by the insidious tax known as inflation, but what is an "unfixed income" - is that anything like an unneutered dog?
I'm on an "unfixed income" as well. The more I work, the more "unfixed" it becomes. Unfortunately, a greater and greater proportion of that income goes to support the DUmp denizens who don't do jack shit.
I've a feeling that will change rather quickly--or at least one can hope. After all, didn't Omarosa Obama says of her husband, "Barack is going to make you all work!"