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Title: What questions are you ready to ask the next bunch of folks running for Congress
Post by: txted on December 23, 2009, 12:26:18 PM
Assuming the next bunch of congressional candidates for the 2010 elections agree that every word they speak on the campaign trail will be video recorded for posterity, what questions can be asked to nail them down and eliminate the slimy, wishy washy, candidates who simply want to get elected so they can do what they want in Washington?

Should we require that the question and answer period begin after they present a five minute introduction? That will not allow them to give a one hour speech followed by five minutes of evasion.

txted
Title: Re: What questions are you ready to ask the next bunch of folks running for Congress
Post by: DefiantSix on December 23, 2009, 12:32:05 PM
Oh, I'd open with a softball, like, "What does 'preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States' mean to you exactly?"
Title: Re: What questions are you ready to ask the next bunch of folks running for Congress
Post by: GOP Congress on December 23, 2009, 05:47:54 PM
This is a very comprehensive subject, to be honest. There are going to be so many issues to involve themselves with, that I'm past the point of asking questions. They don't mean a damn thing. In general, their track record will speak more to the way they will govern than anything else.

To that end, I would like them to address three things:

1. A commitment to a flat tax.
2. A commitment to upgrading national security, particularly the military.
3. Above all, a commitment to constitutional authority.

In extension, I would like to see the same for STATE representatives, but until we can turn back the FEDERAL oppression, it would be premature to start with them. Ultimately, though, state representatives will represent the bullwark of taxation, economics, and internal security (law enforcement, correctional facilities, rehabilitation of offenders). But until we restrict the feds, it's not a valid direction at this time.
Title: Re: What questions are you ready to ask the next bunch of folks running for Congress
Post by: txted on December 23, 2009, 06:58:51 PM
This is a very comprehensive subject, to be honest. There are going to be so many issues to involve themselves with, that I'm past the point of asking questions. They don't mean a damn thing. In general, their track record will speak more to the way they will govern than anything else.

To that end, I would like them to address three things:

1. A commitment to a flat tax.
2. A commitment to upgrading national security, particularly the military.
3. Above all, a commitment to constitutional authority.
In extension, I would like to see the same for STATE representatives, but until we can turn back the FEDERAL oppression, it would be premature to start with them. Ultimately, though, state representatives will represent the bullwark of taxation, economics, and internal security (law enforcement, correctional facilities, rehabilitation of offenders). But until we restrict the feds, it's not a valid direction at this time.



I like all the answers given so far. Assuming the candidates will be new to politics, how will you evaluate their track records? You stated three requirements that could be asked as questions. What kind of proof will you require to those commitments? What if a candidate agrees with only two of the committments, will you vote for him under the assumption that he is the best one running?
Title: Re: What questions are you ready to ask the next bunch of folks running for Congress
Post by: bkg on December 23, 2009, 07:04:10 PM
One question: Why do you want to be a Congressman?

If they answer anything but "I don't want to... I have to," then they don't get my vote.

EDIT: reworded for clarity.
Title: Re: What questions are you ready to ask the next bunch of folks running for Congress
Post by: DefiantSix on December 23, 2009, 07:25:40 PM
One question: Why do you want to be a Congressman?

If they answer anything but "I don't... I have to," then they don't get my vote.
+1 :cheers1:
Title: Re: What questions are you ready to ask the next bunch of folks running for Congress
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on December 24, 2009, 05:06:54 PM
If you lie to us would you prefer to be drawn and quartered or boiled in oil?
Title: Re: What questions are you ready to ask the next bunch of folks running for Congress
Post by: thundley4 on December 24, 2009, 05:25:52 PM
If you lie to us would you prefer to be drawn and quartered or boiled in oil, FIRST?

FIFY
Title: Re: What questions are you ready to ask the next bunch of folks running for Congress
Post by: Chris on December 24, 2009, 10:34:32 PM
Oh, I'd open with a softball, like, "What does 'preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States' mean to you exactly?"

ooooh, ouch.

I'm going to borrow one from The Ghost of Forums Past and ask "why are you so ******* stupid?".
Title: Re: What questions are you ready to ask the next bunch of folks running for Congress
Post by: I_B_Perky on December 25, 2009, 02:25:35 AM
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If you lie to us would you prefer to be drawn and quartered or boiled in oil?

Mr Bunny and Mr. thundley4, I do not think you thought this through. There are a large number of people that could benefit from their organs. I would ask how many organs they are willing to give up before we boil them in oil or draw and quarter them. If they say none, then we take them all. For that matter, take them all whatever they say. It would probably be the only time they ever helped anyone but themselves.
Title: Re: What questions are you ready to ask the next bunch of folks running for Congress
Post by: SilverOrchid on December 25, 2009, 07:34:56 PM
If you lie to us would you prefer to be drawn and quartered or boiled in oil?

No tar and feathers? :(
Title: Re: What questions are you ready to ask the next bunch of folks running for Congress
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on December 25, 2009, 11:32:15 PM
Mr Bunny and Mr. thundley4, I do not think you thought this through. There are a large number of people that could benefit from their organs. I would ask how many organs they are willing to give up before we boil them in oil or draw and quarter them. If they say none, then we take them all. For that matter, take them all whatever they say. It would probably be the only time they ever helped anyone but themselves.
They have no hearts, their brains obviously stopped working years ago, their ears appear defunct, they can't see the obvious, they probably tanked their livers and while they do seem to have a lot of nerve they show no signs of having any spine.

What, exactly, would you have us harvest?
Title: Re: What questions are you ready to ask the next bunch of folks running for Congress
Post by: I_B_Perky on December 26, 2009, 10:04:55 PM
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They have no hearts, their brains obviously stopped working years ago, their ears appear defunct, they can't see the obvious, they probably tanked their livers and while they do seem to have a lot of nerve they show no signs of having any spine.

What, exactly, would you have us harvest?

<sheepish look> Um... kidneys?

How about peckers? They seem quite good at screwing us.  :fuelfire:
Title: Re: What questions are you ready to ask the next bunch of folks running for Congress
Post by: dutch508 on December 26, 2009, 10:08:28 PM
<sheepish look> Um... kidneys?

How about peckers? They seem quite good at screwing us.  :fuelfire:

Methane gas-


they're a bunch of assholes.