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Title: Undies Surgery (Again)
Post by: Lord Undies on December 21, 2009, 08:01:58 PM
I'm scheduled for Abdominal Aorta Bypass surgery on the 4th of January.  Is there a pill I can take instead?   :innocent:
Title: Re: Undies Surgery (Again)
Post by: Duke Nukum on December 21, 2009, 08:05:19 PM
I'm scheduled for Abdominal Aorta Bypass surgery on the 4th of January.  Is there a pill I can take instead?   :innocent:
I'm sure Captain Utopia has a pill for you.
Title: Re: Undies Surgery (Again)
Post by: Flame on December 21, 2009, 08:40:57 PM
I'm scheduled for Abdominal Aorta Bypass surgery on the 4th of January.  Is there a pill I can take instead?   :innocent:

Undies, you will very definitely be in my prayers.  Enjoy your Christmas!   DO you know how long you will be in the hospital (ball park?) And can someone post an update on how you are faring after surgery, please, so I don't worry?
Title: Re: Undies Surgery (Again)
Post by: Lord Undies on December 21, 2009, 08:53:39 PM
Undies, you will very definitely be in my prayers.  Enjoy your Christmas!   DO you know how long you will be in the hospital (ball park?) And can someone post an update on how you are faring after surgery, please, so I don't worry?

Thank you.  I want (need) all the prayers I can get.  I don't know if I am worthy of another miracle so soon, but I'm going with the idea that I am.   
 :p

I will arrange some sort of update grapevine between now and then.

I will be reporting for surgery on the morning of the 4th.  The surgery is a 2-4 hour ordeal.  I will be in ICU until my bowels and abdomen are functioning again.  This could be three days in the ICU.  After that time I will be transfered to a new specialty hospital to recoup for "a week or two". 

Here's a promise:  I WILL NOT be in that hospital for two weeks.  I insist on being home by the 12th.  I'm headstrong that way. 

(This posts has more "I"s than an Obumo speech)
Title: Re: Undies Surgery (Again)
Post by: Hawkgirl on December 21, 2009, 09:03:45 PM
Good luck..and hope you have a speedy recovery and back on this board causing the mayhem you're famous for... :-)
Title: Re: Undies Surgery (Again)
Post by: Oceander on December 21, 2009, 09:05:12 PM
Good luck, and Godspeed!
Title: Re: Undies Surgery (Again)
Post by: Chris on December 21, 2009, 09:05:25 PM
Good luck with that and God bless you.
Title: Re: Undies Surgery (Again)
Post by: IassaFTots on December 21, 2009, 09:27:30 PM
Geez Louise!  I will send up special prayers for ya.  Looking forward to having you tell me to "burn, witch burn"  again.   :tongue:


Seriously, I will be praying for ya, and looking for updates.
Title: Re: Undies Surgery (Again)
Post by: debk on December 21, 2009, 10:05:28 PM
YOU ARE deserving of another miracle!!! Do NOT question that again, ok!!

Now that that's settled.....will be sending lots of prayers for a speedy time in the ICU...and a quick recovery in the specialty place.

Have a Merry Christmas, my friend and try to not think too much....it won't do any good except to make you tense and stress. 

 :heart:
Title: Re: Undies Surgery (Again)
Post by: Schadenfreude on December 21, 2009, 10:14:13 PM
I think 2010 will be your year. Aye, it's starting with a bang, but I do believe God will be smiling on you. Don't question how I know, I just do. Many prayers said for you my friend, I love you Undies.  :heart:
Title: Re: Undies Surgery (Again)
Post by: Thor on December 21, 2009, 11:43:33 PM
Good luck, Undies......
Title: Re: Undies Surgery (Again)
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on December 22, 2009, 12:34:40 AM
Take the pill that makes your cross-Metroplex neighbor win the Fiesta Bowl on January 4th. :-)

Love ya', Undies, and always praying for the best.
Title: Re: Undies Surgery (Again)
Post by: Celtic Rose on December 22, 2009, 08:29:13 AM
Take care!  May your doctors be wise, may the surgery go well, and the recovery be fast.  I'll say some prayers for you.
Title: Re: Undies Surgery (Again)
Post by: Eupher on December 22, 2009, 08:33:27 AM
Prayers up, Undies.

Things'll turn out fine. You may have to revert to boxers for awhile, instead of undies, but that's okay.
Title: Re: Undies Surgery (Again)
Post by: DixieBelle on December 22, 2009, 08:37:37 AM
Sweet Uncle Undies, you'll be fine. I just know it.

Now, rest and feel better because we need you here!! Cuz, I'm a pothole?!??! :-)
Title: Re: Undies Surgery (Again)
Post by: IassaFTots on December 22, 2009, 10:13:27 AM
Sweet Uncle Undies, you'll be fine. I just know it.

Now, rest and feel better because we need you here!! Cuz, I'm a pothole?!??! :-)

I love that. 
Title: Re: Undies Surgery (Again)
Post by: Lord Undies on December 22, 2009, 06:06:12 PM
Sweet Uncle Undies, you'll be fine. I just know it.

Now, rest and feel better because we need you here!! Cuz, I'm a pothole?!??! :-)

Hole or head?  :)  Either way, you're all cute and junk.

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Thank you everyone for your support, well-wishes, and especially your prayers.  Please keep those coming.

I heard from the doctor again today.  The surgery schedule has been changed to the next day, Tuesday January 5th.

I like that day better anyway.  I had an aunt who died in this same hospital on January 4th, 1996.  Why tempt fate into being a comedian?  
Title: Re: Undies Surgery (Again)
Post by: Carl on December 22, 2009, 06:08:40 PM
Just get yourself well...okay.
Title: Re: Undies Surgery (Again)
Post by: franksolich on December 22, 2009, 06:09:25 PM
Is there a college football bowl game on January 5th?

I haven't checked the schedule.

But seriously, Demonic Underwear, go under the knife with the full confidence that God--and all of us here--loves you.
Title: Re: Undies Surgery (Again)
Post by: IassaFTots on December 22, 2009, 09:01:11 PM
Yeah, what Frank said...prayers for real, not the fake kind, where people say they are gonna, and don't. 

Oh yeah, I put you in my prayer circle.  Some of em may be democrats, but the praying kind.  I have 4 continents in my prayer circle.  I don't mess around with this stuff....
Title: Re: Undies Surgery (Again)
Post by: debk on December 22, 2009, 10:24:34 PM
Will add you to the prayer list tomorrow..... :heart:
Title: Re: Undies Surgery (Again)
Post by: Inga on December 23, 2009, 10:52:01 PM
Prayers are going out for you Undies. The Lord and his angels will be with you from now until your surgery is finished and healed. Merry Christmas and a very blessed year to come.
Title: Re: Undies Surgery (Again)
Post by: Lord Undies on December 26, 2009, 09:49:26 PM
Pray for my positive attitude too.   :p
Title: Re: Undies Surgery (Again)
Post by: debk on December 26, 2009, 09:52:18 PM
Pray for my positive attitude too.   :p


You WILL be positive!!!


Or do I need to come visit and hit you up the side of the head... :therock:


fear the redhead!!!!  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Undies Surgery (Again)
Post by: morningAngel on December 26, 2009, 09:57:26 PM
 :o

Undies!  I'll be thinking of you and praying for you!  A triple A is serious business, lay still and do everything the nice nurse tells you to do!   :heart:  And if they give you any crap you tell me and I'll yell at them!
Title: Re: Undies Surgery (Again)
Post by: Splashdown on December 26, 2009, 10:18:30 PM
Count on my prayers!

And your post may have had more "I"s than an Obama speech, but I'll bet you didn't need a teleprompter. So, you have *that* going for you.
Title: Re: Undies Surgery (Again)
Post by: Lord Undies on December 26, 2009, 10:25:54 PM
Here's a bit of news:  My surgery has been bumped until the next day, Tuesday the 5th.  This is important because i don't want the Lord to think y'all are praying for someone else, although that would be OK too.
Title: Re: Undies Surgery (Again)
Post by: franksolich on December 27, 2009, 04:08:14 AM
Here's a bit of news:  My surgery has been bumped until the next day, Tuesday the 5th.  This is important because i don't want the Lord to think y'all are praying for someone else, although that would be OK too.

I don't think God would make a mistake like that.

God created one, and only one, Demonic Underwear.
Title: Re: Undies Surgery (Again)
Post by: DixieBelle on December 29, 2009, 09:29:44 AM
I have you down for the entire week Undies.
Title: Re: Undies Surgery (Again)
Post by: Lord Undies on December 29, 2009, 09:33:14 AM
I have you down for the entire week Undies.

And then I pop back up?
Title: Re: Undies Surgery (Again)
Post by: DixieBelle on December 29, 2009, 09:38:51 AM
ROFL! Yeah, you're slippery.
Title: Re: Undies Surgery (Again)
Post by: SOFTBALL#4GRAMA on December 29, 2009, 08:25:40 PM
Undies, you know I am new here, but have read this whole thread about your upcoming surgery, and wanted to add my prayers, and will put you on the prayer list at my church....Will be reading any updates that people share on here...You sound like a well loved person on here...With all these prayers you will do just fine....


God Bless....
Title: Re: Undies Surgery (Again)
Post by: Lord Undies on December 31, 2009, 08:00:13 AM
Undies, you know I am new here, but have read this whole thread about your upcoming surgery, and wanted to add my prayers, and will put you on the prayer list at my church....Will be reading any updates that people share on here...You sound like a well loved person on here...With all these prayers you will do just fine....


God Bless....

Thank you.  I need the encouragement.  I need the prayers.  I want to get better.
Title: Re: Undies Surgery (Again)
Post by: SOFTBALL#4GRAMA on December 31, 2009, 08:23:00 AM
Thank you.  I need the encouragement.  I need the prayers.  I want to get better.

Ok lets change that attitude...Its not I want to get better, its going to be a new yr. with a new attitude starting now....I WILL GET BETTER......The great physician will be right there with you the whole time, and many are praying, that has to be a big plus.....Have a great day...Tis ugly in Ohio...33 degrees, with a bit of snow overnight, and now misty rain....YUCK and MORE YUCK....But the slogan here for the weekend is, GO BUCKS, BEAT THE DUCKS....Rose Bowl here we come......

 :cheersmate: :cheersmate: