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Title: Poll question: How do you feel in life, right now?
Post by: thundley4 on December 20, 2009, 07:55:34 PM
The queer memory wants to know.

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Deja Q   (1000+ posts)           Sun Dec-20-09 06:51 PM
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Poll question: How do you feel in life, right now?
   

Poll result (64 votes)
Box of chocolates - you never know what you're going to get    (17 votes, 27%)   Vote
Kobyashi Maru - a no-win scenario that cheating at won't really allow you to win at either    (36 votes, 56%)   Vote
Rose Nylund - blissfully naive and happy    (2 votes, 3%)   Vote
Match Game - life is a funny game show filled with double-entendres where the em cee gets to poke fun at you and say it is all in good fun    (4 votes, 6%)   Vote
Other    (5 votes, 8%)   Vote
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x7283584

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dysfunctional press   (1000+ posts)           Sun Dec-20-09 06:56 PM
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2. how about a star trek: voyager option of an answer..?
   
"light years away from the world you once knew, with very little chance of making it back in your lifetime."

or something to that effect.

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Sarah Ibarruri   (1000+ posts)             Sun Dec-20-09 06:56 PM
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4. Right now I feel like I'm living the aftermath of a war waged by Repugnicans against our country nt

Dear Sarah Ibarruri.  You are too stoopid too live.

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taterguy   (1000+ posts)             Sun Dec-20-09 06:59 PM
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5. Other, like I've been tied to the whipping post
   
Oh lord, I feel like I'm dying

So, you're really enjoying yourself, then?

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gimama (587 posts)             Sun Dec-20-09 07:05 PM
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8. sweeeet!   
   
Allman Bros!

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taterguy   (1000+ posts)             Sun Dec-20-09 07:54 PM
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21. It's sweet that I feel like I've been tied to a whipping post?
   
How 'bout a little compassion?

Maybe he's jealous and wants whipped.

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Forkboy   (1000+ posts)           Sun Dec-20-09 07:06 PM
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9. I'd blow my brains out if I could afford a bullet.
   
{Pictures a bunch of DUers chipping in....) 

Hey, I'm sure someone here would send you the bullet, maybe even a gun if you promised to use it.

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Goldstein1984   (681 posts)             Sun Dec-20-09 07:12 PM
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12. I feel like my own life is good, but   
   
I'm haunted by the suffering of others.

And I fear what the deteriorating state of our democracy means for my children and grandchildren.

You should be concerned about your children and grandchildren. Lord Zero is doing his best to turn them into debtors to the State.

Title: Re: Poll question: How do you feel in life, right now?
Post by: Oceander on December 20, 2009, 08:40:03 PM
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Hey, I'm sure someone here would send you the bullet, maybe even a gun if you promised to use it.

Here goes. 

(http://us.123rf.com/400wm/400/400/arak7/arak70905/arak7090500006/4802656.jpg)

Take this revolver, snuggle the business end up underneath your chin (that would the rounded end with the dark hole in it), and then squeeze the trigger (no, don't pull the trigger, squeeze your hand closed so that you maintain even pressure and don't knock it off target).
Title: Re: Poll question: How do you feel in life, right now?
Post by: MrsSmith on December 20, 2009, 09:48:28 PM
Weren't they supposed to be all happy and, um, gay, now that they've won the election?  What happened??   :whatever:

Even when they're winning, the libs are more gloomy than cons.  Poor widdle things...  :naughty:
Title: Re: Poll question: How do you feel in life, right now?
Post by: thundley4 on December 20, 2009, 10:10:10 PM
Quote from: MrsSmith on December 20, 2009, 09:48:28 PM
Weren't they supposed to be all happy and, um, gay, now that they've won the election?  What happened??   :whatever:

Even when they're winning, the libs are more gloomy than cons.  Poor widdle things...  :naughty:

Who knew that 11 months after Lord Zero's deification that conservatives would still be happier than the
DUmmies?  It helps though that their tears of impotent rage are so funny.  :evillaugh: