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Title: Lifetime Achievement Award for 2009
Post by: franksolich on December 20, 2009, 02:56:14 PM
It was a difficult choice, selecting one single primitive from Skins's island for the LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD, not least because responsibility for the choice fell upon only two shoulders.

The suggestion of a LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD had come too late during solicitation of nominations for the TOP PRIMITIVE OF 2009, and so it couldn't be done by popular vote, instead relying upon the autocratic dictat of two members here who know the primitives very well.

Next year, when selecting the TOP PRIMITIVE OF 2010, we should be able to select the winner of the LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD by popular consensus.

Since this was the first time, there was some ambiguity about which criteria, which standards, should be used when determining the winner of the LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD--should it simply be a primitive vastly prominent, for one reason or another, among the other primitives?  Should it be a primitive who did one thing so spectacularly ridiculous and stupid so as to be remembered for years?  Should it be a primitive who most closely resembles the whole of Skins's island?

It was ultimately decided it should be a primitive who by some means or another managed to catapault Skins's island into the attention of the real world.

Using this criteria, there were three primitives who came immediately to mind.

The first was Doug's stupid ex-wife, the EFerrari primitive, who in spring 2005 launched the scam that rocked the internet, which brought substantial attention from the real world outside.  In fact, during May 2005, there were days that P-J Comix's most excellent DUmmie FUnnies garnered more traffic than the whole of Skins's island--and one must remember that the DUmmie FUnnies were merely threads on freerepublic, and not an entire message-board.

The second was the Bostonian Drunkard, the WilliamPitt primitive, who inspired the Fitzmas Fiasco of May 2006, when the Bostonian Drunkard, unable to keep his mouth shut, "leaked" the story of the impending indictment of Karl Rove to the primitives.  Well, that never happened, and the meltdown on Skins's island very much resembled an isolated Pacific island atoll being used for a hydrogen-bomb test.

The third was Pedro Picasso, the Atman primitive, who in the spring of 2007 alleged that Karl Rove and the Republicans had purposely and deliberately lost the mid-term elections of 2006 as a means of extirpating the Democrats from national life and politics, a comment which caught the attention of the most popular talk-show on radio, bringing down upon Skins's island the laughter, ridicule, scorn, and contempt of tens of millions.

But for various reasons, the EFerrari primitive, the WilliamPitt primitive, and the Atman primitive, were rejected as candidates.  It may have been that Doug's stupid ex-wife was judged incompetent, or the Bostonian Drunkard old and stale, or Pedro Picasso an obscure nonentity on Skins's island.

The LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD demanded a winner whose efforts towards publicizing Skins's island and the primitives were greatly under-appreciated by the larger real world.  Monumental, substantial, deeds whose enormity to this day remain minimized in the public perception.
Title: Re: Lifetime Achievement Award for 2009
Post by: franksolich on December 21, 2009, 04:46:46 PM
***LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD FOR 2009***

****LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD FOR 2009****

*****LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD FOR 2009*****

It should be no secret that a primitive worthy of the LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD is a primitve who over the years has done yeoman duty in exposing, advertently or inadvertently, all that is stupid and ridiculous about Skins's island and the primitives.

This particular primitive was thrown off Skins's island on December 31, 2008, the last day of last year, although one wonders if his strident anti-Semitism was the real excuse for the expulsion; I may be expressing a minority opinion, but I rather more suspect that my fellow alum Skins just got tired of him.

This particular primitive alleged himself to be the second-most decorated sailor in the history of the U.S. Navy, flying U.S. Air Force airplanes all over southeastern Asia, and training U.S. Army Green Berets for jungle warfare.

One was surprised he never claimed to be an astronaut, although perhaps he did, and we missed it.

Okay, okay, everybody knows who the winner is now, the lying tits primitive, the now-mausoleumed TomInTib primitive, who did much to sully and stain the reputation and goodwill of Skins's island.

The lying tits primitive incidentally is, or was, a best buddy of Chief S itting Bull, the bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive; the two of them ostensibly hitch-hiked around the American southwest during the late 1960s and early 1970s, which is probably where Chief S itting Bull picked up the romantic fantasic fantasy that he's of Native American derivation.

(One is compelled to use "is, or was," because the lying tits primitive in 2008 ventured east to Massachusetts to visit his best buddy, and as the mission was to borrow money from Chief S itting Bull, perhaps they aren't best buds any more.)

But whether or not the lying tits primitive and Chief S itting Bull ever ran into Doug's stupid ex-wife, who might, or might not, have been one of Charles Manson's "girls" out in that commune on the California desert, has not been recorded.

My own first acquaintance with the lying tits primitive was a comment the lying tits primitive made in passing some years ago, about how he lived in one of the most affluent areas of California--and a liberal area at that--after which the lying tits primitive waxed on and on about the virtues of High Society, denigrating the value and worth of the hoi polloi.

That was a really odd position for a primitive on Skins's island to take, I thought; after all, Democrats, liberals, and primitives are supposed to take the side of the underdog, the lower classes, the ordinary people, against this other side being for the elites and the rich folks.

But I immediately dismissed it; if Skins's island is known for anything, it's known for the envy of the primitives towards the uppers and the affluents, and the primitives' utter disregard and disdain for the little people, born and soon-to-be-born.

Just the usual primitive attitude, this hypocritical snobbery.

(Actually, one is surprised--or perhaps not--at how many primitives do not stem from the laboring classes, the working stiffs, the poor; and that a good number of them are actually wealthy, usually spoiled middle-aged trust-fund kiddies.  No need to list them here; they're identified on many threads here in the DUmpster.)

Of course, the lying tits primitive never made any secret of his cavorting around with the upper crust:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,19266.0.html

Or his connections with affluent neighborhoods:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,17930.0.html

Or his affluent (ex-) in-laws:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,11891.0.html

Or his musical talents and connections:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,7191.0.html

Of course, the lying tits primitive almost pre-dates the Pilgrims.....in Texas:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,4569.0/

Some of the lying tits primitive's war stories:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,9752.0.html

The lying tits primitive's fondness for fine footwear:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,11894.0.html

The lying tits primitive as a hawker of gift-shoppe items at trade shows and conventions:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,11667.0/

The lying tits primitive comforts the afflicted:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,12125.0/

The lying tits primitive trashes a radio personality popular with the primitives:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,13321.0/

The lying tits primitive as a drug addict:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,19816.0/

The lying tits primitive manages to not lie about something:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,12961.0/

The lying tits primitive expresses doubts about Benito Bo:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,12566.0/

Okay now, the DUmpster's full of all sorts of lying tits primitive's crap, this is barely a single bucket of the stuff.

Penultimately, some examples of the lying tits primitive's miscellaneous lies:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,9753.0.html

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,8207.0/

And finally, the lying tits primitive is thrown off Skins's island:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,19919.0.html

What an ass.

The lying tits primitive will turn 60 years old in this coming year, and has a bug-eye.
Title: Re: Lifetime Achievement Award for 2009
Post by: Chris on December 21, 2009, 05:46:54 PM
Well, you can't say he didn't earn it.  I thought TIA was an ingenious last-minute nominee and I was a little sad to see him miss out, but at least TomInTib won't be up again next year.  Or any other year for that matter. 

I did find a thread mentioning that he had vamonos'ed from Tiburon since the trinket hut there closed up, and had moved to trinket hut #2 in Sonoma.
Title: Re: Lifetime Achievement Award for 2009
Post by: whiffleball on December 21, 2009, 05:50:26 PM
Congratulations to TiT!  You worked hard and earned it, buddy.
Title: Re: Lifetime Achievement Award for 2009
Post by: Carl on December 21, 2009, 05:53:25 PM
Hoping the drunken fool can visit here to see the honor. :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Lifetime Achievement Award for 2009
Post by: The Village Idiot on December 21, 2009, 06:37:29 PM
A round of sarcastic applause for TomInTib.

rah rah rah

You da dork!
Title: Re: Lifetime Achievement Award for 2009
Post by: Karin on December 22, 2009, 07:48:20 AM
I was just getting started here, when Tom got tombstoned there.  So, I was unfamiliar with most of those threads above, and I read them aghast. 

May I say that this was a masterful selection, and the curatorship first-class. 

This is a creature who would be worthy of the old-fashioned social "cut."  Boastful, lying, drug-and-alcohol addled, bigotted.  I see no redeeming qualities, and can't believe he reproduced. 

And, thanks Frank and Ralph, for the synopsis on the other candidates. 
Title: Re: Lifetime Achievement Award for 2009
Post by: BlueStateSaint on December 22, 2009, 08:27:42 AM
While I campaigned moderately for Raven, I congratulate the lying titty boi, and I just burped in his honor.
Title: Re: Lifetime Achievement Award for 2009
Post by: njpines on December 22, 2009, 08:43:31 AM
Yay!!!!! Shame he wasn't around this year though -- sure could have used the comic relief!!  :rotf: :rotf:
Title: Re: Lifetime Achievement Award for 2009
Post by: Odin's Hand on December 22, 2009, 08:45:20 AM
And a citation for TiT's illustrious career...



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Title: Re: Lifetime Achievement Award for 2009
Post by: kenth on December 22, 2009, 08:54:46 AM
And a citation for TiT's illustrious career...



(http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m167/tharmsen/Forums/veriseal.png)

Excellent!
Title: Re: Lifetime Achievement Award for 2009
Post by: Karin on December 22, 2009, 09:38:35 AM
Oh My God!  Who found that?  This guy...words fail me! 
Title: Re: Lifetime Achievement Award for 2009
Post by: franksolich on December 22, 2009, 09:40:48 AM
Oh My God!  Who found that?  This guy...words fail me! 

That happened when we were at our old home; I disremember who instigated the investigation, but kudos to whoever it was.

The lying tits primitive was getting so outlandish in his claims that it amounted to dishonoring those who were authentic heroes, that it was decided to check him out.
Title: Re: Lifetime Achievement Award for 2009
Post by: Odin's Hand on December 22, 2009, 09:43:56 AM
Oh My God!  Who found that?  This guy...words fail me! 

Our very own "Full-Auto".
Title: Re: Lifetime Achievement Award for 2009
Post by: franksolich on December 22, 2009, 09:47:06 AM
Our very own "Full-Auto".

I see that's dated February 2008, but really, it started at our old home, and there was some concern that it was taking a very long time to get a response.

Apparently the lying tits primitive was "low priority" for the checking-into, because the lying tits primitive wasn't known to be making any money off of being a poser.
Title: Re: Lifetime Achievement Award for 2009
Post by: Odin's Hand on December 22, 2009, 09:50:22 AM
I see that's dated February 2008, but really, it started at our old home, and there was some concern that it was taking a very long time to get a response.

Apparently the lying tits primitive was "low priority" for the checking-into, because the lying tits primitive wasn't known to be making any money off of being a poser.

Yeah, it seems like it took several months to get the VeriSEAL response. 3-4 months, IIRC.
Title: Re: Lifetime Achievement Award for 2009
Post by: delilahmused on December 22, 2009, 11:05:46 AM
While not my first choice, this makes perfect sense. TiT is a perfect representation of DU. He epitomizes their best (worst) qualities...albeit as so "larger than life" to seem a parody. Who better than a giant boob to be the first.

Cindie
Title: Re: Lifetime Achievement Award for 2009
Post by: franksolich on December 22, 2009, 11:07:40 AM
While not my first choice, this makes perfect sense. TiT is a perfect representation of DU. He epitomizes their best (worst) qualities...albeit as so "larger than life" to seem a parody. Who better than a giant boob to be the first.

That's why the excellent Mr. Wiggum and I chose the lying tits primitive, madam.

All other candidates showed the same things, to one degree or another, but the lying tits primitive proved the best exemplar of both Skins's island, and the primitives.
Title: Re: Lifetime Achievement Award for 2009
Post by: GOBUCKS on December 22, 2009, 12:05:06 PM
I especially remember TiT's touching eulogy to Charlton Heston.
Title: Re: Lifetime Achievement Award for 2009
Post by: JakeStyle on December 22, 2009, 12:12:20 PM
Good choice and an excellent summary of TiTs idiotic claims Frank!
Title: Re: Lifetime Achievement Award for 2009
Post by: Karin on December 22, 2009, 12:36:37 PM
TiT's Heston Link (http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,5425.0.html)

What Gobucks is referring to. 

When anyone I respected and cared about dies, I will abstain from the DUmp.  It causes me to have decidedly un-Christian thoughts. 
Title: Re: Lifetime Achievement Award for 2009
Post by: Tucker on December 23, 2009, 07:30:54 AM
Great selection. A worthy choice and well earned. While I had selected Chief Sitting Bull, the bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive, TiT's butt buddy, I am not disappointed.

Thanks Frank and Ralph for all the hard work. The effort shows. :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Lifetime Achievement Award for 2009
Post by: PatriotGame on December 27, 2009, 03:14:36 PM
At some point in time it would be nice to do a "where are they now" expose' on the most vile of the loser DUmmys.
Title: Re: Lifetime Achievement Award for 2009
Post by: franksolich on December 27, 2009, 03:18:39 PM
At some point in time it would be nice to do a "where are they now" expose' on the most vile of the loser DUmmys.

Well, if anybody has the slightest idea where the lying tits primitive is now, we'd like to be illuminated.

I'm suspecting he's either training guerilla fighters in former British Central Africa, or spending the holidays with Bill Gates.
Title: Re: Lifetime Achievement Award for 2009
Post by: The Village Idiot on December 27, 2009, 03:25:55 PM
Well, if anybody has the slightest idea where the lying tits primitive is now, we'd like to be illuminated.

I'm suspecting he's either training guerilla fighters in former British Central Africa, or spending the holidays with Bill Gates.

Nah probably living out of his car trying to figure out whether to try and reach Bobbolink or ThomWV.
Title: Re: Lifetime Achievement Award for 2009
Post by: whiteguyPI on December 28, 2009, 02:18:17 AM
Hell I love ol' Titty Boy.  If it wasn't for him, I never would have gotten to know the wonderful people in Internal Affairs at Tiburon PD as well as the dogged investigators at the BATFE office in San Francisco.  After his tales of possession of copious amounts of illegal narcotics, full-auto firearms while being a convicted felon, having them registered in his foreign national girlfriend's name as well as his vast tales of being the recipient of vast amounts of graft, corruption and general malfeasance on the part of the PD...I only thought it fair to allow the fine men and women in law enforcement in Tiburon, CA to defend their department and their honor.  True salt of the earth people in that department!
I have a feeling that the knick-knack shoppe closing was only one small part of the departure of Tall Tale Tommy.  Back in the day, they used to ride you out on a rail...anyoe know how they handle it now?  I know in my hometown, they just keep loading you up with charges every time they catch you.  Then when they hit the big one...you are a predicate felon and off you go for a long time.

Sleep well (with one eye open) Tommy Boy...the boys in blue have your number and are always watching.

 :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Lifetime Achievement Award for 2009
Post by: franksolich on December 28, 2009, 08:16:43 AM
Sleep well (with one eye open) Tommy Boy...the boys in blue have your number and are always watching.

Yeah, how well I recall that, sir, at our old home.

There seemed to be problems getting the lying tits primitive into hot water about his military service claims, because he wasn't making money off of it.

But then when you contacted his local police department about the lying tits primitive's allegations of how buddy-buddy he was with the cops, and especially the chief of police, and how "pliable" (i.e., corrupt) they were, the lying tits primitve's postings on Skins's island seemed to change, as if something was happening in the background.

By the way, sir, you got to check your personal messages.
Title: Re: Lifetime Achievement Award for 2009
Post by: njpines on December 28, 2009, 09:55:48 AM
Well, if anybody has the slightest idea where the lying tits primitive is now, we'd like to be illuminated.

I'm suspecting he's either training guerilla fighters in former British Central Africa, or spending the holidays with Bill Gates.

Here's a tidbit from the Sonoma News dated 12/18/09 -- seems Tommy's hanging with the bigwigs again:

Quote
Democratic Parties: Gina Cuclis organized a highly successful reception at the home of Susan and Stanley Cohen Sunday for Assemblywoman Noreen Evans, who is running for the Democratic nomination to replace Sen. Pat Wiggins in the California State Senate. Among those in the crowd were Sonoma Mayor Steve Barbose, Councilman Ken Brown, Councilwoman Laurie Gallian, Drs. Barbara and Michael Heiman who hosted a Chanukah brunch earlier that day, Mary and Adrian Martinez, Chris Mueller and Tom Wright, Cathy Wade Shepard, and about 40 others. The Sonoma Valley Democratic Club hosted a great potluck holiday party at the Sonoma Valley Women's Club last week, with a huge turkey and a load of ham as the featured entræ#169;es.

http://www.sonomanews.com/articles/2009/12/18/news/food_and_wine/doc4b2ae1e4cd8b3504591210.txt (http://www.sonomanews.com/articles/2009/12/18/news/food_and_wine/doc4b2ae1e4cd8b3504591210.txt)

I haven't found any current arrest warrants yet though!  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Lifetime Achievement Award for 2009
Post by: njpines on December 28, 2009, 10:04:26 AM
Here's his new store (all this info is in the article below so I hope I'm not breaking any rules if I post this -- if so, please redact!):

PotterGreen and Co.
23586 Hwy 121
Sonoma, CA
Tom Wright
707.996.8888

http://www.lookiloos.com/field_trip (http://www.lookiloos.com/field_trip)

Apparently he's offering a 10% discount if you contact him!  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Lifetime Achievement Award for 2009
Post by: AllosaursRus on December 28, 2009, 12:51:38 PM
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Apparently he's offering a 10% discount if you contact him! 

The only reason I can think to contact this POS would be to smack him right between the eyes. Amazing what a good smack will do when you hit a man there hard. They pretty much lose all sense of where they are so you can then smack 'em right above the left eye, which will result in them going down like a ton 'o bricks! They usually won't come back to reality for 3+ minutes. Time enough to put the cuffs on 'em!

I'd love to "contact" TittyBoy!
Title: Re: Lifetime Achievement Award for 2009
Post by: Chris on December 28, 2009, 08:00:43 PM
Someone found us...

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TruthIsAll
Member since Sep 14th 2005
1339 posts

The Conservative Cave: Lifetime Achievement Award

Oh, boy, do I want to win this one. Who was it who said you are defined by your adversaries? Bad publicity is better than none at all. Especially when you have a book coming out that will rattle their cage.

I sure would like to know who the DU mole is that Cave man Ralph Wiggum is referring to.
http://progressiveindependent.com/dc/dcboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=120&topic_id=4271
Title: Re: Lifetime Achievement Award for 2009
Post by: The Village Idiot on December 28, 2009, 08:15:15 PM
Haha.

Finally CC is getting some recognition.
Title: Re: Lifetime Achievement Award for 2009
Post by: Chris on December 28, 2009, 08:36:23 PM
Haha.

Finally CC is getting some recognition.

Did you catch the thread about Freepers and moles?  Poor DUmmy, he thought he was going to be some kind of hero shining the light on us for all to see.  Someone forgot to tell him there are no lights in DUmmyland, only shorted-out bulbs and burning sage.
Title: Re: Lifetime Achievement Award for 2009
Post by: The Village Idiot on December 28, 2009, 08:56:16 PM
Did you catch the thread about Freepers and moles?  Poor DUmmy, he thought he was going to be some kind of hero shining the light on us for all to see.  Someone forgot to tell him there are no lights in DUmmyland, only shorted-out bulbs and burning sage.

Yes I saw that one too.