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Current Events => Politics => Topic started by: thundley4 on December 14, 2009, 10:47:21 AM

Title: Lies Being Told About 0bama
Post by: thundley4 on December 14, 2009, 10:47:21 AM
LIES BEING TOLD ABOUT OBAMA

* Obama’s policies have really helped the economy.

* Obama is committed to victory in Afghanistan.

* Obama’s health care plan will improve health care and lower costs.

* The one thing Obama is not going to do is bankrupt the country.

* Obama never gets his head stuck in a bucket.

* Obama deserves a Nobel Peace Prize.

* Obama is smart.

* Obama’s actions encourage bipartisanship.

* Obama has normal ears.

* Obama’s close friends and associates are quite unlike those of a crack dealer.

* Obama can complete a coherent sentence without a teleprompter.

* Obama’s concerns match those of the average American.

* Obama cherishes the American values of freedom and self-reliance.

* Obama is proud of America and represents it strongly abroad.

* Obama has many solutions other than blaming Bush.

* Obama is a capitalist.

* There is strong evidence Obama is not an alien reptile.

* At least one other president in American history was less qualified than Obama.

* Obama appears to be learning what it is to be a leader quite quickly.

* Obama has at least a slight idea what he is doing.
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h/t IMAO
Title: Re: Lies Being Told About 0bama
Post by: Lord Undies on December 14, 2009, 10:58:28 AM
You forgot

* Obama is black
Title: Re: Lies Being Told About 0bama
Post by: Happy Fun Ball on December 14, 2009, 12:10:35 PM
* Obama is better than Bush

* Obama is better than Carter

* Obama is in the process of lowering the sea levels as we speak

* Michelle Obama is not 1/4 Klingon

* Obama ****s rainbows

* Fleets of trucks are on the highway on their way to deliver ponies to everyone who voted for Obama

* Obama is a direct descendant of Xerxes

* Obama is a Super Saiyan

* Obama traveled to Phobos and singlehandedly repelled a demon invasion from Hell

* Obama knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop, but will not reveal it lest the terrible secret tear the country apart

* Obama can solve a Rubik's Cube in 2 minutes using his feet

* Obama was Black Vulcan back in the 70s.
Title: Re: Lies Being Told About 0bama
Post by: Lord Undies on December 14, 2009, 12:12:33 PM
You forgot

* Obama is straight
Title: Re: Lies Being Told About 0bama
Post by: SilverOrchid on December 14, 2009, 03:42:30 PM
You forgot

* Obama is black

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