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Current Events => Politics => Topic started by: thundley4 on December 14, 2009, 10:47:21 AM
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LIES BEING TOLD ABOUT OBAMA
* Obama’s policies have really helped the economy.
* Obama is committed to victory in Afghanistan.
* Obama’s health care plan will improve health care and lower costs.
* The one thing Obama is not going to do is bankrupt the country.
* Obama never gets his head stuck in a bucket.
* Obama deserves a Nobel Peace Prize.
* Obama is smart.
* Obama’s actions encourage bipartisanship.
* Obama has normal ears.
* Obama’s close friends and associates are quite unlike those of a crack dealer.
* Obama can complete a coherent sentence without a teleprompter.
* Obama’s concerns match those of the average American.
* Obama cherishes the American values of freedom and self-reliance.
* Obama is proud of America and represents it strongly abroad.
* Obama has many solutions other than blaming Bush.
* Obama is a capitalist.
* There is strong evidence Obama is not an alien reptile.
* At least one other president in American history was less qualified than Obama.
* Obama appears to be learning what it is to be a leader quite quickly.
* Obama has at least a slight idea what he is doing.
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h/t IMAO
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You forgot
* Obama is black
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* Obama is better than Bush
* Obama is better than Carter
* Obama is in the process of lowering the sea levels as we speak
* Michelle Obama is not 1/4 Klingon
* Obama ****s rainbows
* Fleets of trucks are on the highway on their way to deliver ponies to everyone who voted for Obama
* Obama is a direct descendant of Xerxes
* Obama is a Super Saiyan
* Obama traveled to Phobos and singlehandedly repelled a demon invasion from Hell
* Obama knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop, but will not reveal it lest the terrible secret tear the country apart
* Obama can solve a Rubik's Cube in 2 minutes using his feet
* Obama was Black Vulcan back in the 70s.
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You forgot
* Obama is straight
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You forgot
* Obama is black
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