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Title: WOOHOO!!! I've been nominated for Top Primitive of 2009!!!
Post by: gore_bites on December 12, 2009, 05:19:15 PM
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backscatter712  (1000+ posts)      Sat Dec-12-09 05:07 PM
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WOOHOO!!! I've been nominated for Top Primitive of 2009!!!
 I saw that while I was googling from one of Those Sites That Shall Not Be Linked To On DU (the mods mean it - link to one of _those_ sites, and your post will be deleted.)

Anyone else earn "accolades" from one of _those_ sites?


Link: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x7213321#7213623

Lots more over there.....
Title: Re: WOOHOO!!! I've been nominated for Top Primitive of 2009!!!
Post by: DixieBelle on December 12, 2009, 05:27:59 PM
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krispos42   (1000+ posts)        Sat Dec-12-09 05:54 PM
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27. Not named, either.
 Sorry. Their obsession with DU is well into "psychotic stalker" territory. These are the kind of people that, in real life, would be sneaking into your home collecting bits of hair from your hairbrushes, undergarments, and bedsheets and using them to make voodoo dolls for hidden altars and dark sympathetic-magic rituals in their basements.



You know how when people here quote from FReeperland, they mention and talk about the post but never about the posters?

Those That Shall Not Be Named follow individual DUers like die-hard soap-opera fans watch "Guiding Light".

 
 :lmao: No, soap operas aren't as much fun.

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Th1onein  (1000+ posts)        Sat Dec-12-09 05:54 PM
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26. What is Top Primitive supposed to mean?
 eom
 


Poor, stupid melanie.

Turbineguy  (1000+ posts)      Sat Dec-12-09 06:08 PM
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36. They said
 Edited on Sat Dec-12-09 06:09 PM by Turbineguy
I found them. I then discovered I was a big underground success story over there.
Title: Re: WOOHOO!!! I've been nominated for Top Primitive of 2009!!!
Post by: ScubaGuy on December 12, 2009, 05:29:27 PM
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cbayer  DU Moderator Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Sat Dec-12-09 06:25 PM
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43. Locking
   
As krispos explained, it is our intent not to send any traffic that way, and this thread is sure to do just that.

cbayer
DU Moderator

 :lmao: :loser:

Now they can even mention the words "site that can not be named".    :lmao: :rotf:
Title: Re: WOOHOO!!! I've been nominated for Top Primitive of 2009!!!
Post by: DixieBelle on December 12, 2009, 05:30:13 PM
Awww.....someone keeps yanking away the toy!! Darn it! All they can do now is lick the lead paint off the walls.
Title: Re: WOOHOO!!! I've been nominated for Top Primitive of 2009!!!
Post by: DixieBelle on December 12, 2009, 05:30:47 PM
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Title: Re: WOOHOO!!! I've been nominated for Top Primitive of 2009!!!
Post by: Carl on December 12, 2009, 05:31:34 PM
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leeroysphitz  (1000+ posts)          Sat Dec-12-09 05:58 PM
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28. I remember trolling them years ago before they made a stab at a more original site name.
   An entire forum made up of jilted stalker types and frankie who uses the term primitive so often it must be an OCD symptom or perhaps a complex turrets tick.

It's fun to troll them at first but it gets old quick since most of them aren't bright enough to know they are being made fun of.

Ah yes...perhaps this was V who when cornered by his own silly lies fled...yes you all are just so superior.
Tell all your buddies to sign up,you won`t get tombstoned unless you break rules here.
We do welcome debate if you wish to do that.
C`mon guys..man up and do it. :-)
Title: Re: WOOHOO!!! I've been nominated for Top Primitive of 2009!!!
Post by: Mike220 on December 12, 2009, 05:38:34 PM
:lmao: :loser:

Now they can even mention the words "site that can not be named".    :lmao: :rotf:
:overreaction: :n:
Title: Re: WOOHOO!!! I've been nominated for Top Primitive of 2009!!!
Post by: Chris on December 12, 2009, 05:38:46 PM
http://www.sadtrombone.com/

Better luck next time!
Title: Re: WOOHOO!!! I've been nominated for Top Primitive of 2009!!!
Post by: Odin's Hand on December 12, 2009, 05:43:04 PM
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AllentownJake  (1000+ posts)        Sat Dec-12-09 06:12 PM
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38. I'll send them my address
 I'm pro 2nd amendment, much to their surprise.

You can't kill what you can't see.
Title: Re: WOOHOO!!! I've been nominated for Top Primitive of 2009!!!
Post by: Mike220 on December 12, 2009, 05:44:33 PM
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PJPhreak   (411 posts)           Sat Dec-12-09 06:08 PM
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34. The "Website That Shall Not Be Named" Creeps me out!!
   
These people are frightening,I mean REALLY frightening!

They Really Hate Us.

I don't like their Politics,Religious Beliefs,Economics,But I wish them no harm.

I don't want them Dead.

I do not wish their families or children harm.

I do not want to see them sick or starving.



But if they could do any of this kind of stuff to us they would in a heartbeat.

This Scares The Crap Outta Me!

So few words, so many lies. DUmmies survive on the hope that one day they can march those that disagree with them into the "showers."  :whatever:
Title: Re: WOOHOO!!! I've been nominated for Top Primitive of 2009!!!
Post by: ScubaGuy on December 12, 2009, 05:46:08 PM
Who but a DUmmie would think that it's an honor to be grouped with a homeless wino living in her car in Denver,  a guy who thinks you can use cinder blocks and a bunny cage to model the WTC, a perpetual liar (Pam D.), a human female that thinks she's a male panther locked in a human female body.  :tongue:
Title: Re: WOOHOO!!! I've been nominated for Top Primitive of 2009!!!
Post by: Odin's Hand on December 12, 2009, 05:46:46 PM
So few words, so many lies. DUmmies survive on the hope that one day they can march those that disagree with them into the "showers."  :whatever:

They do frantically brush the Cheeto dust off themselves when the light comes on don't they?
Title: Re: WOOHOO!!! I've been nominated for Top Primitive of 2009!!!
Post by: JohnnyReb on December 12, 2009, 05:50:56 PM
And the award for Stupid of the Year goes to.................
Title: Re: WOOHOO!!! I've been nominated for Top Primitive of 2009!!!
Post by: Odin's Hand on December 12, 2009, 05:50:59 PM
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leeroysphitz  (1000+ posts)        Sat Dec-12-09 05:58 PM
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28. I remember trolling them years ago before they made a stab at a more original site name. 
 An entire forum made up of jilted stalker types and frankie who uses the term primitive so often it must be an OCD symptom or perhaps a complex turrets tick.

It's fun to troll them at first but it gets old quick since most of them aren't bright enough to know they are being made fun of. 

Frank's got a fan!

You never came over here you lying motherf*cker.
Title: Re: WOOHOO!!! I've been nominated for Top Primitive of 2009!!!
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on December 12, 2009, 05:54:33 PM
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*HI DUMMIES!!!*

I just cross-posted the voting thread at CU, and there's already a big influx of guests reading that thread too. :lmao:
Title: Re: WOOHOO!!! I've been nominated for Top Primitive of 2009!!!
Post by: thundley4 on December 12, 2009, 06:00:03 PM
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depakid   (1000+ posts)           Sat Dec-12-09 05:42 PM
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23. One has to admit the site is impressive for its range of psychopathology
   
Projection is among the top processes on display- though denial and outright delusion are also prominent.

Wait a minute. This sounds like hundreds of observations that have been made about the DUmp.  Has anyone ever asked The admins there why they are not allowed to mention this site and others.  Not driving traffic to them is a lame excuse, and more likely a lie.
Title: Re: WOOHOO!!! I've been nominated for Top Primitive of 2009!!!
Post by: Chris_ on December 12, 2009, 06:04:26 PM
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PJPhreak   (411 posts)           Sat Dec-12-09 06:08 PM
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34. The "Website That Shall Not Be Named" Creeps me out!!
   
These people are frightening,I mean REALLY frightening!

They Really Hate Us.

Hate??? DUmmies, we luv you guys!!  :-)

Between here at CC, CU, and FreeRepublic we highlight the kooky extreme Left Wing of your Party.
In other words...YOU!

There's nothing unhealthy about it. In fact...why don't you guys petition Lord Skinner
for a Best Of Teh VRWC Forum...

Any of you got the nads to do that???

Title: Re: WOOHOO!!! I've been nominated for Top Primitive of 2009!!!
Post by: Carl on December 12, 2009, 06:16:09 PM
Hate??? DUmmies, we luv you guys!!  :-)

Between here at CC, CU, and FreeRepublic we highlight the kooky extreme Left Wing of your Party.
In other words...YOU!

There's nothing unhealthy about it. In fact...why don't you guys petition Lord Skinner
for a Best Of Teh VRWC Forum...

Any of you got the nads to do that???



It has always mystified me that they don`t try but the reasons they can`t are obvious.

First it would be posting truth and reality at a place that by its nature has to shun them.

Second is that because of that it just isn`t amusing and they can`t risk the chance some of their own may begin to actually think outside the hive.
Title: Re: WOOHOO!!! I've been nominated for Top Primitive of 2009!!!
Post by: Traveshamockery on December 12, 2009, 06:23:34 PM
Maybe from now on they should refer to us as the Konservative Kave - that would really throw the DU mods off.   :tongue: :tongue:

It's wonderful knowing that we work to support their lazy liberal wet dream ideas that suck in more taxpayer dollars.  The least we can do is make fun of them. 

No seriously, DUmmies - we love you.  :heart:   With democrats running the country into the ground, we certainly need something to laugh about. 



Title: Re: WOOHOO!!! I've been nominated for Top Primitive of 2009!!!
Post by: Chris_ on December 12, 2009, 07:14:12 PM
It has always mystified me that they don`t try but the reasons they can`t are obvious.

First it would be posting truth and reality at a place that by its nature has to shun them.

Second is that because of that it just isn`t amusing and they can`t risk the chance some of their own may begin to actually think outside the hive.

The Main Reason: A Forum on "us" would totally dominate DU and Skinner can't chance that.
Title: Re: WOOHOO!!! I've been nominated for Top Primitive of 2009!!!
Post by: franksolich on December 12, 2009, 07:19:54 PM
So.....who's this spitting leroy primitive?

Observing the primitives for more than eight years now, I thought I've done a pretty good job noticing the distinctive ones.

Either I missed the spitting leroy primitive, or the spitting leroy primitive's never been remarkable in any way, just another one of the unterprimitiven.
Title: Re: WOOHOO!!! I've been nominated for Top Primitive of 2009!!!
Post by: The Village Idiot on December 12, 2009, 08:37:38 PM
So.....who's this spitting leroy primitive?

Observing the primitives for more than eight years now, I thought I've done a pretty good job noticing the distinctive ones.

Either I missed the spitting leroy primitive, or the spitting leroy primitive's never been remarkable in any way, just another one of the unterprimitiven.

Thats right frankie. heh.
Title: Re: WOOHOO!!! I've been nominated for Top Primitive of 2009!!!
Post by: HACKSAW on December 12, 2009, 09:19:27 PM
Wait a minute. This sounds like hundreds of observations that have been made about the DUmp.  Has anyone ever asked The admins there why they are not allowed to mention this site and others.  Not driving traffic to them is a lame excuse, and more likely a lie.

I see it sort of like the way the Communists erected a wall around East Berlin. Can't allow any of the good proletariats of DU to be poisoned by the evil bourgeois thought of those "freeper sites"! The politburo will not stand for that. :hammer:
Title: Re: WOOHOO!!! I've been nominated for Top Primitive of 2009!!!
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on December 12, 2009, 09:30:53 PM
The Main Reason: A Forum on "us" would totally dominate DU and Skinner can't chance that.

Well, yeah!  A forum about CU, CC, FR would take away from the rational, intelligent discourse that is a staple at Democratic Underground.... :rofl:  :rotf: :lmao: :lmao:
Title: Re: WOOHOO!!! I've been nominated for Top Primitive of 2009!!!
Post by: franksolich on December 12, 2009, 09:36:24 PM
Well, yeah!  A forum about CU, CC, FR would take away from the rational, intelligent discourse that is a staple at Democratic Underground.... :rofl:  :rotf: :lmao: :lmao:

Once again showing the primitives have no sense of humor.

If a primitive devised a FReeper FUnnies or "Best/Worst of CU" or something mocking this place, traffic would increase.

To have a sense of humor, one first must be able to laugh at himself.

The primitives aren't capable of that.
Title: Re: WOOHOO!!! I've been nominated for Top Primitive of 2009!!!
Post by: blitzkrieg_17 on December 12, 2009, 10:08:36 PM
Wait a minute. This sounds like hundreds of observations that have been made about the DUmp.  Has anyone ever asked The admins there why they are not allowed to mention this site and others.  Not driving traffic to them is a lame excuse, and more likely a lie.

The DUmmy is just repeating something he's heard one of us say.
Title: Re: WOOHOO!!! I've been nominated for Top Primitive of 2009!!!
Post by: GOBUCKS on December 12, 2009, 10:38:47 PM
Who are they? Leroyshitz? Krispos? Lyric? A bunch of anonymous, no-name, useless DUmmies. I'm really disappointed that none of the entertaining lunatics contributed to that thread. DUmmy Husb2Sparkly, squatting over the catbox, checked in with a nothing post, but that's about it. The rest are just faceless DUmmies from the lowest level of the DUmp's squirming mass of maggots, coach's unterprimitiven.
Title: Re: WOOHOO!!! I've been nominated for Top Primitive of 2009!!!
Post by: franksolich on December 12, 2009, 10:49:56 PM
Who are they? Leroyshitz? Krispos? Lyric? A bunch of anonymous, no-name, useless DUmmies. I'm really disappointed that none of the entertaining lunatics contributed to that thread. DUmmy Husb2Sparkly, squatting over the catbox, checked in with a nothing post, but that's about it. The rest are just faceless DUmmies from the lowest level of the DUmp's squirming mass of maggots, coach's unterprimitiven.

Yeah, I thought for sure there would be some PoP at that bonfire.

The sparkling husband primitive was the only PoP to show.

Maybe it's because the bonfire was doused so quickly.
Title: Re: WOOHOO!!! I've been nominated for Top Primitive of 2009!!!
Post by: Chris on December 12, 2009, 10:52:48 PM
A reminder to backsplatter why he received a nomination in the first place...
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QuarantineFoxNews.com

Coming soon: Kick FOX News out of public spaces!

It's practically a household name.
Title: Re: WOOHOO!!! I've been nominated for Top Primitive of 2009!!!
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on December 12, 2009, 10:56:47 PM
A reminder to backsplatter why he received a nomination in the first place...
It's practically a household name.

Backsplatter was on a rampage that particular week.  I dutifully check it at least once a week, and to my satisfaction, so much work has gone into that site.  Not only does Fox News no longer exist, all the former employees are homeless.
Title: Re: WOOHOO!!! I've been nominated for Top Primitive of 2009!!!
Post by: Chris on December 12, 2009, 11:27:31 PM
Anyone up for a trip down memory lane? :rofl:

That Which Shall Not Be Named (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&safe=off&tbo=1&q=site:democraticunderground.com+%22shall+not+be+named%22&start=10&sa=N)
Title: Re: WOOHOO!!! I've been nominated for Top Primitive of 2009!!!
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on December 12, 2009, 11:46:01 PM
Anyone up for a trip down memory lane? :rofl:

That Which Shall Not Be Named (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&safe=off&tbo=1&q=site:democraticunderground.com+%22shall+not+be+named%22&start=10&sa=N)

 :lmao:

I've got a few bookmarked on another computer, but nice google-fu, Chris. :bow:
Title: Re: WOOHOO!!! I've been nominated for Top Primitive of 2009!!!
Post by: Oceander on December 12, 2009, 11:46:43 PM
Anyone up for a trip down memory lane? :rofl:

That Which Shall Not Be Named (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&safe=off&tbo=1&q=site:democraticunderground.com+%22shall+not+be+named%22&start=10&sa=N)

TFTSNBN - sounds like a good name for a new forum! :D
Title: Re: WOOHOO!!! I've been nominated for Top Primitive of 2009!!!
Post by: Airwolf on December 13, 2009, 02:07:13 AM
We are the ones that are frightning yet they call for Camps.War crimes to be tried and the accused hung and the assasination of a President. Take a frackin look inthe fun house mirror you waste of skin. YOU, are the ones that need help.
Title: Re: WOOHOO!!! I've been nominated for Top Primitive of 2009!!!
Post by: Doc Savage on December 13, 2009, 07:07:38 AM
"Shall not be named".  Like I am reading all of the Harry Potter books in 5 minutes with just that phrase highlighted. 
Title: Re: WOOHOO!!! I've been nominated for Top Primitive of 2009!!!
Post by: BadCat on December 13, 2009, 10:13:46 AM
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PJPhreak   (411 posts)           Sat Dec-12-09 06:08 PM
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34. The "Website That Shall Not Be Named" Creeps me out!!
   
These people are frightening,I mean REALLY frightening!

They Really Hate Us.

I don't like their Politics,Religious Beliefs,Economics,But I wish them no harm.

I don't want them Dead.

I do not wish their families or children harm.

I do not want to see them sick or starving.



But if they could do any of this kind of stuff to us they would in a heartbeat.

This Scares The Crap Outta Me!

You are mistaken, DU freak.  The vast majority of members here, on CU or FR do not wish those things upon you.

However, I do.
Title: Re: WOOHOO!!! I've been nominated for Top Primitive of 2009!!!
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on December 13, 2009, 10:25:35 AM
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Those That Shall Not Be Named follow individual DUers like die-hard soap-opera fans watch "Guiding Light".


 
  No, soap operas aren't as much fun.

At least soap operas have good looking wimmenz.
Title: Re: WOOHOO!!! I've been nominated for Top Primitive of 2009!!!
Post by: GOBUCKS on December 13, 2009, 11:00:12 AM
You are mistaken, DU freak.  The vast majority of members here, on CU or FR do not wish those things upon you.

However, I do.
H5. And do not forget their families, friends, and anyone who would give them comfort in a time of distress. They are the enemies of civilization.
Title: Re: WOOHOO!!! I've been nominated for Top Primitive of 2009!!!
Post by: TheSarge on December 13, 2009, 11:21:12 AM
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Those That Shall Not Be Named follow individual DUers like die-hard soap-opera fans watch "Guiding Light".

I've got the vile emails sent to me personally and letters sent to people who you idiots THOUGHT was my "chain of command" to show just exactly who obsesses over whom.
Title: Re: WOOHOO!!! I've been nominated for Top Primitive of 2009!!!
Post by: Freeper on December 13, 2009, 11:40:49 AM
They cant even have a website that allows people freedom so why would we want these idiots running our country?

Title: Re: WOOHOO!!! I've been nominated for Top Primitive of 2009!!!
Post by: TheSarge on December 13, 2009, 11:49:41 AM
We are the ones that are frightning yet they call for Camps.War crimes to be tried and the accused hung and the assasination of a President. Take a frackin look inthe fun house mirror you waste of skin. YOU, are the ones that need help.

Their own insecurities and the knowledge that what they stand for...believe in and want to force the rest of us to adhere to is extremely unpopular...forces them into silencing...sometimes forcibly...that which is in opposition to what they want.
Title: Re: WOOHOO!!! I've been nominated for Top Primitive of 2009!!!
Post by: Freeper on December 13, 2009, 11:55:43 AM
Their own insecurities and the knowledge that what they stand for...believe in and want to force the rest of us to adhere to is extremely unpopular...forces them into silencing...sometimes forcibly...that which is in opposition to what they want.

Look at their leaders, Algore and the global warming I mean climate change brigade, Obama etc they are not even open to debate of any kind. In fact the so called preisdent has told his opposition (all conservatives) to sit down and shut up on different occasions. If Obama was secure in his ability he wouldn't be telling us to shut up he would be telling us why he thinks we are wrong.
Title: Re: WOOHOO!!! I've been nominated for Top Primitive of 2009!!!
Post by: Airwolf on December 13, 2009, 05:13:29 PM
You are mistaken, DU freak.  The vast majority of members here, on CU or FR do not wish those things upon you.

However, I do.

I think I could ride that bus if they keep up with the way they are attempting to destroy this country. In fact I'd do it for a cup of coffee.
Title: Re: WOOHOO!!! I've been nominated for Top Primitive of 2009!!!
Post by: diesel driver on December 13, 2009, 05:49:32 PM
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PJPhreak   (411 posts)           Sat Dec-12-09 06:08 PM
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34. The "Website That Shall Not Be Named" Creeps me out!!
   
These people are frightening,I mean REALLY frightening!

They Really Hate Us.

I don't like their Politics,Religious Beliefs,Economics,But I wish them no harm.

I don't want them Dead.

I do not wish their families or children harm.

I do not want to see them sick or starving.



But if they could do any of this kind of stuff to us they would in a heartbeat.

This Scares The Crap Outta Me!

Be afraid, DUmmies....

Be VERY afraid....

2 things I would like to mention to lurking DUmmies on this board:

November 2010, because you will be lucky to have enough dims left in congress to make a pot of coffee in 2011....

Sarah Palin, just because she scares the bejeezus out of you.  If she didn't, then why in the hell are you losers so obsessed with her....


Title: Re: WOOHOO!!! I've been nominated for Top Primitive of 2009!!!
Post by: USA4ME on December 14, 2009, 10:03:58 AM
Com'n primitives, we're just laughing at you because you say such stupid things and are completely unaware of just how out-of-touch you are with reality.  This is nothing unusual.  It's the same way people treat you in the real world, it's just most people are too polite to do it to your face.  Ignore us and just do what you do.

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