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Title: X-ray shows TV remote control up man's bottom
Post by: bijou on December 10, 2009, 11:18:45 AM
(http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2009/12/10/article-1260445104674-078BDAA8000005DC-208876_636x344.jpg)

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The amazing x-rays showed that 19-year-old Huang Chen had the TV remote lodged up his backside.
 
Police believe it was a part of a prank played by flatmates on Chen when he collapsed after a night's drinking in Changsha, southern China.
 
'We didn't know what it was to start with. There was a little bit of blood but he didn't say anything about a remote control. We couldn't quite believe it when we saw the X-ray,' ...

link (http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/805710-x-ray-shows-remote-control-up-mans-bottom)

I bet he feels like an ass.
Title: Re: X-ray shows TV remote control up man's bottom
Post by: littlelamb on December 10, 2009, 11:23:40 AM
That is one way to make sure no one ever touches the remote again ewww
Title: Re: X-ray shows TV remote control up man's bottom
Post by: DefiantSix on December 10, 2009, 11:33:05 AM
If you're going to dare the woman to do it, don't look so surprised when she does...  :lmao:
Title: Re: X-ray shows TV remote control up man's bottom
Post by: Eupher on December 10, 2009, 11:38:13 AM
Man, this puts a whole new meaning on the word "fisting."

What does the idiot do when the battery dies and he can't turn his TV off? Unplug it?  :rotf:  :lmao:
Title: Re: X-ray shows TV remote control up man's bottom
Post by: JohnnyReb on December 10, 2009, 11:46:11 AM
Holey-moley....it's way up there......though she hasn't expressed it in so many words yet I suspect that's about where the wife would like to put mine.....who the hell wants to watch commercials when you can flip the channel?
Title: Re: X-ray shows TV remote control up man's bottom
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on December 10, 2009, 12:20:14 PM
One in a million shot, doc.
Title: Re: X-ray shows TV remote control up man's bottom
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on December 10, 2009, 12:33:34 PM
From the same site! :rotf:
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Vicar hospitalised with potato up his bum
A vicar claims a potato got stuck up his bottom after he fell on to the vegetable while hanging curtains in the nude.
  ( 24 ) Related Tags:potatocurtainskitchenvicar
The clergyman, in his 50s, told medical staff at Sheffield's Northern General Hospital that the accident was definitely not due to a sex game.

 He had to undergo surgery to extract the spud from his backside, according to The Sun.

A&E nurse Trudi Watson told the paper: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in he kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato.
I hate when i'm hanging curtains in the nude and that kinda crap happens!  :lmao: Oh and ...A&E? Arts and Entertainment? :-)
Title: Re: X-ray shows TV remote control up man's bottom
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on December 10, 2009, 01:39:30 PM
From the same site! :rotf:I hate when i'm hanging curtains in the nude and that kinda crap happens!  :lmao: Oh and ...A&E? Arts and Entertainment? :-)

That story is about a year old, but still funny. :lmao:
Title: Re: X-ray shows TV remote control up man's bottom
Post by: SilverOrchid on December 10, 2009, 01:46:59 PM
That'll learn him.  :lmao:
Title: Re: X-ray shows TV remote control up man's bottom
Post by: DefiantSix on December 10, 2009, 02:11:59 PM
That'll learn him.  :lmao:

I doubt it.  The dumb bastard probably shows up in the ER a couple of months from now with something else shoved where the sun doesn't shine.
Title: Re: X-ray shows TV remote control up man's bottom
Post by: thundley4 on December 10, 2009, 02:42:13 PM
I doubt it.  The dumb bastard probably shows up in the ER a couple of months from now with something else shoved where the sun doesn't shine.

Spare batteries?
Title: Re: X-ray shows TV remote control up man's bottom
Post by: DefiantSix on December 10, 2009, 03:21:36 PM
Spare batteries?

Or a beer can.  Or a frying pan.  Or a....
Title: Re: X-ray shows TV remote control up man's bottom
Post by: Hawkgirl on December 10, 2009, 04:03:40 PM
Sorry, but I've been in the field for 20 years, and that is not the rectum..that xray makes it appear that the remote, or whatever device that is, is lying ON the patient. There is no way a remote control (or anything for that matter) can travel up that far against peristalsis, which pushes everything down. 

So I call BS on this story.
Title: Re: X-ray shows TV remote control up man's bottom
Post by: Eupher on December 10, 2009, 04:23:31 PM
Sorry, but I've been in the field for 20 years, and that is not the rectum..that xray makes it appear that the remote, or whatever device that is, is lying ON the patient. There is no way a remote control (or anything for that matter) can travel up that far against peristalsis, which pushes everything down. 

So I call BS on this story.

 :lmao: spoilsport!


 :-)
Title: Re: X-ray shows TV remote control up man's bottom
Post by: Lord Undies on December 10, 2009, 04:28:04 PM
Yeah but every time he farts the TV changes to MSNBC.
Title: Re: X-ray shows TV remote control up man's bottom
Post by: thundley4 on December 10, 2009, 04:43:34 PM
Sorry, but I've been in the field for 20 years, and that is not the rectum..that xray makes it appear that the remote, or whatever device that is, is lying ON the patient. There is no way a remote control (or anything for that matter) can travel up that far against peristalsis, which pushes everything down. 

So I call BS on this story.

It also looks too small for a remote, more about the size of a phone.
Title: Re: X-ray shows TV remote control up man's bottom
Post by: Chris on December 10, 2009, 06:17:11 PM
It could have been worse...

(http://img709.imageshack.us/img709/4830/rs017.jpg)
Title: Re: X-ray shows TV remote control up man's bottom
Post by: Hawkgirl on December 10, 2009, 06:28:23 PM
 :lmao:
Title: Re: X-ray shows TV remote control up man's bottom
Post by: kenth on December 10, 2009, 07:56:08 PM
Yeah but every time he farts the TV changes to MSNBC.

 :lmao:  :rotf:
Title: Re: X-ray shows TV remote control up man's bottom
Post by: kenth on December 10, 2009, 08:00:44 PM
http://nintendo.joystiq.com/2008/07/22/porn-for-wii-dark-room-sex-game/

The stuff one finds on the Internet...  :o
Title: Re: X-ray shows TV remote control up man's bottom
Post by: asdf2231 on December 11, 2009, 07:32:30 AM
Sorry, but I've been in the field for 20 years, and that is not the rectum..that xray makes it appear that the remote, or whatever device that is, is lying ON the patient. There is no way a remote control (or anything for that matter) can travel up that far against peristalsis, which pushes everything down.  

So I call BS on this story.

Ummm... You have been in the field of Things Being Crammed In People's Butts for 20 years?  Do you get dental at some point?  :rotf:
Title: Re: X-ray shows TV remote control up man's bottom
Post by: Lord Undies on December 11, 2009, 07:47:36 AM
http://nintendo.joystiq.com/2008/07/22/porn-for-wii-dark-room-sex-game/

The stuff one finds on the Internet...  :o

It no worky for this turkey.  ???
Title: Re: X-ray shows TV remote control up man's bottom
Post by: Hawkgirl on December 11, 2009, 09:37:50 AM
Ummm... You have been in the field of Things Being Crammed In People's Butts for 20 years?  Do you get dental at some point?  :rotf:

Why yes, yes I have....I've seen all sorts of goodies through the years....socks, vibrator's, ptarmigians.... :lmao: 
Title: Re: X-ray shows TV remote control up man's bottom
Post by: Eupher on December 11, 2009, 09:42:12 AM
Why yes, yes I have....I've seen all sorts of goodies through the years....socks, vibrator's, ptarmigians.... :lmao: 


uh oh........................... :bolt: