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Title: DUmmies Discuss Bush Murdering John Lennon
Post by: GOBUCKS on December 09, 2009, 11:47:40 PM
This is a nutbag conspiracy theory that has somehow survived in GD. Normally these nuts embarrass the DUmp too much, and get relegated to one of their designated lunatic boards:
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BeFree  (1000+ posts)      Wed Dec-09-09 10:52 PM
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Things Should Have Been So Very, Very Different
JFK should be an old man and along with his brother Bobby, giving us sage advice, MLK would have lived to see his dream come somewhat true, and John Lennon would still be writing love songs, if it hadn't been for a few things that "just happened".

We've lost, and the enemies of the people have gained.

Planned, or just coincidence?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x7193171
I wonder if DUmmy BeFree has ever considered how many future statesmen, scientists, and artists had their brains suctioned from their skulls by Killer Tiller?


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Occam Bandage  (1000+ posts)       Wed Dec-09-09 10:59 PM
3. Do you think John Lennon's assassination was part of a wider conspiracy?



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BeFree  (1000+ posts)      Wed Dec-09-09 11:10 PM
8. Well
We would have been a whole lot better with John still banging around. He said as much that he might be crucified. Do you think he was just busting balls, or did he have a clue?
   


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Sebastian Doyle  (1000+ posts)      Wed Dec-09-09 11:19 PM
9. yep
Chapman spent time overseas working for "World Vision" a supposed religious charity often suspected of being a CIA front. The president of World Vision at the time? John Hinckley Sr. As, in.... close personal friend of Poppy Bush, and father of the guy who would attempt a similar assassination on Ronald Reagan about 3 months after Lennon was murdered.

The shootings were oddly similar, right down to the copy of Catcher in the Rye found on both shooters. Probably both brainwashed in the same World Vision camp.

Oooo...Hinckley..Bush..Lennon..it's gotta be true. 


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BeFree  (1000+ posts)      Wed Dec-09-09 11:28 PM
11. Thanks, Sebastian
I didn't know that.
 


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FarLeftRage  (1000+ posts)        Wed Dec-09-09 11:03 PM
4. It was all planned...
By a cold and calculated mob, know as the bfee...

 

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Sebastian Doyle  (1000+ posts)      Wed Dec-09-09 11:25 PM
10. The Bush Crime Family had the FBI stalking John in the 70's
They tried to deport him from the US based on a decade old pot bust. After John won his court battle, that's when he took a break from his career and was basically silent for 5 years. Then in 1980 he emerged with a new hit album in the fall of 1980, exactly when the Bush Crime Family was preparing to swindle their way back into power. They didn't want John Lennon stirring up any protests in the 80's. 

Or maybe it was just the Bush Family Evil Empire firing the first shot in the War on Drugs.
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Bush Murdering John Lennon
Post by: Mike220 on December 09, 2009, 11:51:20 PM
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Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Bush Murdering John Lennon
Post by: kenth on December 09, 2009, 11:58:41 PM
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The shootings were oddly similar, right down to the copy of Catcher in the Rye found on both shooters.

It was really the recent President Bush who did it.

Catcher in the Rye -> Catcher -> Baseball -> Bush

Man, that one was easy.
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Bush Murdering John Lennon
Post by: GOBUCKS on December 10, 2009, 12:10:44 AM
It was really the recent President Bush who did it.

Catcher in the Rye -> Catcher -> Baseball -> Bush

Man, that one was easy.
You have it wrong.
Catcher In The Rye

C. R.

Carl Rove
The DUmmies usually spell his first name with a "C", so it's a message intended just for the DUmp.
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Bush Murdering John Lennon
Post by: kenth on December 10, 2009, 12:21:58 AM
You have it wrong.
Catcher In The Rye

C. R.

Carl Rove
The DUmmies usually spell his first name with a "C", so it's a message intended just for the DUmp.
:bow: :bow:
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Bush Murdering John Lennon
Post by: LC EFA on December 10, 2009, 03:05:16 AM
What's the best way to get the Beatles back together ?

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Another three two bullets.

Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Bush Murdering John Lennon
Post by: AllosaursRus on December 10, 2009, 03:52:43 AM
What's the best way to get the Beatles back together ?

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Another three two bullets.



Now that was bad!!!!!!!!! Still made me laugh! Oh hell, I must be a "conservative", I have a sense of humor! Hahahahahahahaahaaha!
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Bush Murdering John Lennon
Post by: IassaFTots on December 10, 2009, 08:09:05 AM
Now that was bad!!!!!!!!! Still made me laugh! Oh hell, I must be a "conservative", I have a sense of humor! Hahahahahahahaahaaha!
:ohnoes:


I am going to H-E-doubletoothpicks for sure.  I laughed WAY too hard at that one.
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Bush Murdering John Lennon
Post by: Traveshamockery on December 10, 2009, 08:55:15 AM
What's the best way to get the Beatles back together ?

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Another three two bullets.



Very funny!  It shouldn't be but it was. 

Uh oh, one of the DUmmies will catch this thread and they will discuss whether they should call the police or something because the two remaining Beatles are being threatened by people on the never-to-be-mentioned Conservative Cave. 
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Bush Murdering John Lennon
Post by: delilahmused on December 10, 2009, 11:43:26 AM
I have no idea why they think some aging rock star with a shrew of a wife would have any real influence beyond that which he had when he was alive. Besides, he was just as hypocritical as every other leftist. When you sing about having no possessions and live in a posh New York apartment and the money to buy just about anything you want the whole thing rings kind of hollow.

Cindie
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Bush Murdering John Lennon
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on December 10, 2009, 01:56:14 PM
I have no idea why they think some aging rock star with a shrew of a wife would have any real influence beyond that which he had when he was alive. Besides, he was just as hypocritical as every other leftist. When you sing about having no possessions and live in a posh New York apartment and the money to buy just about anything you want the whole thing rings kind of hollow.

Cindie

They've either watched way too many documentaries about how J. Edgar Hoover & the FBI were tracking Lennon or the DUmmies have been taking voluminous amounts of psychedelic drugs.  Probably a combination of the two.
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Bush Murdering John Lennon
Post by: Duchess on December 10, 2009, 03:00:06 PM
John Lennon-another cynical hypocrite who fooled DUmmie types by spouting the approved rhetoric. I wonder how many of them know Lennon's views on handicapped people, as they praise him for his service to the cause of "peace"? All "peace" meant to Lennon was a platform for his self-serving attention-seeking.
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Bush Murdering John Lennon
Post by: Rebel on December 10, 2009, 03:25:44 PM
These people are completely f'n nuts.
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Bush Murdering John Lennon
Post by: Ree on December 12, 2009, 04:36:29 PM
These people are completely f'n nuts.
What was your first clue?