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Title: Monday Night Raw
Post by: NHSparky on December 09, 2009, 03:12:53 AM
Monday Night Raw

Cops: Florida woman attacked disabled boyfriend with uncooked steak

DECEMBER 8--Meet Elsie Egan. The Florida woman, 53, is facing a felony domestic abuse charge for allegedly striking her boyfriend several times in the head with a raw steak, according to police. Egan, pictured in the below mug shot, was busted last night after a confrontation in the Dunnellon home she shares with Peter Schabhuttl. The 49-year-old Schabhuttl is described in a Marion County Sheriff's Office report as disabled and terminally ill with cancer. He told cops that Egan, his live-in girlfriend of 16 years, struck him "on top of his head with an uncooked steak (approximately 10-16 oz.)" after they quarreled about bread to be consumed at dinner. Schabhuttl wanted a roll. Egan, however, wanted him to eat sliced bread. "He said that when he refused, she attacked him with the steak," reported Deputy Carmen Gallup, who noted observing slight redness on Schabhuttl's right cheek and the crown of his head. While Egan denied wielding the steak, she admitted slapping Schabhuttl several times "so that he can learn."

Yep, Flori-DUH (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/1208091steak1.html?ic)

(http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art4/1208091steak1.jpg)

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Personally, if I was to hit that, I'd have to use the steak knife and stab my eyes out first.

Damn, I wonder what her BEEF is with the poor guy.
Title: Re: Monday Night Raw
Post by: Rebel on December 09, 2009, 07:52:50 AM
What kinda puss calls the cops for some bullshit like this?
Title: Re: Monday Night Raw
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on December 09, 2009, 07:58:31 AM
What kinda puss calls the cops for some bullshit like this?
I dunno....she looks like a pretty mean dude! :-)
Title: Re: Monday Night Raw
Post by: NHSparky on December 09, 2009, 12:30:47 PM
Well, to be fair, she does give a whole new meaning to the phrase, "beating your meat."
Title: Re: Monday Night Raw
Post by: Airwolf on December 09, 2009, 06:36:46 PM
Looks bad enough to take down both the Undertaker and Big Show in the ring.