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Title: DU Launches a Bumpersticker Contest
Post by: Karin on December 08, 2009, 12:53:46 PM
Link (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=7179268&mesg_id=7179268)

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EarlG ADMIN  (1000+ posts)        Tue Dec-08-09 10:18 AM
Original message
** Democratic Underground December 2009 Bumper Sticker Slogan Contest! ** 
 Advertisements [?]Edited on Tue Dec-08-09 10:41 AM by EarlG
Sorry I'm a week late with the contest but better late than never. It's...


The DU Bumper Sticker Slogan Contest (December 2009 Edition)


Remember when they had that T-shirt contest, and Gman2 distinguished himself with the most non-sensical, lamest, un-funny Tshirt slogans?  Well, he's back and making less sense than ever:

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Gman2  (1000+ posts)        Tue Dec-08-09 12:22 PM
Response to Original message
28. Being revolting, does not a revolution make!
 Edited on Tue Dec-08-09 12:42 PM by Gman2
Stop Palin, or start pailin'

Palin is failin', Newt is moot, and Mitt aint shit.

Palin should be behind rubber railin'.

The working class can beat the crap outta the investor class.

Lettum eat yellowcake.

There's a surge in the pipeline.

Rest in PNAC.

Republicans want you to die for your country. No UN safety, your uniform is a gown.

Compassionate conservatism. Backdrop free health clinics with thous.

Democracy is messy, thank goodness for GOP philosophical cleansing.

Talibanish the pharisee's

Science is bad, ignorance is good, DUDE, where's my spear?

Cavemen were smart enough to not shit where they eat!

GOPstompers, the all day sucker.

GOP sociopaths want minority status.
 

And here's one inviting contempt, scorn, and ridicule: 

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berni_mccoy  (1000+ posts)        Tue Dec-08-09 01:29 PM
Response to Reply #21
37.  "Jobs on the Rise? Democrats Must Be In Charge." 
 
:lmao:

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alfredo  (1000+ posts)        Tue Dec-08-09 12:37 PM
Response to Original message
32. Poor doesn't mean lazy. 
 

Sometimes it does, though.  Anyway, I doubt people will be lining up to buy those to slap on their cars. 

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Shagbark Hickory (971 posts)      Tue Dec-08-09 01:38 PM
 
41. Obama lied, patients died. 

42. or ... Obama lied, soliders died.

Oh my! 
Title: Re: DU Launches a Bumpersticker Contest
Post by: mamacags on December 08, 2009, 01:14:17 PM
I have a couple

bobolink is homeless, spread the news

DU Dumbasses Unite!

DU, where we hate all races unconditionally!

DU Hypocrites In Action

Bush is still evil even though our savior does the same things in war.

War for Oil!

DU, we don't care if Obama hates gays!

DU we just blame the Jews!

DU lunatics on parade
Title: Re: DU Launches a Bumpersticker Contest
Post by: IassaFTots on December 08, 2009, 01:14:35 PM
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The working class can beat the crap outta the investor class.

How would they know?
Title: Re: DU Launches a Bumpersticker Contest
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on December 08, 2009, 01:28:11 PM
"How's that Hope and Change workin' for ya?"

"Green economy.  Figment of Blue imagination."

"Biden.  Has to be good for SOMETHING, dammit!"

"Proof of ID to vote?!?  YOU RACIST!!!"   

Title: Re: DU Launches a Bumpersticker Contest
Post by: Chris_ on December 08, 2009, 01:46:06 PM
I saw one on the back window of a pickup on I-70 last week that read:

"I'll keep my freedom, my guns, and my faith.
You can keep the CHANGE"
Title: Re: DU Launches a Bumpersticker Contest
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on December 08, 2009, 01:50:11 PM
Honestly they should go with:

"Democraticunderground.com -  The Reality-Based Community"

It would make them feel good, it is square with their beliefs, and it would be an extremely powerful recruiting tool for Conservatives every time somebody actually goes to the site to check it out.
Title: Re: DU Launches a Bumpersticker Contest
Post by: BlueStateSaint on December 08, 2009, 01:52:44 PM
"How's that Hope and Change workin' for ya?"

"Green economy.  Figment of Blue imagination."

"Biden.  Has to be good for SOMETHING, dammit!"

"Proof of ID to vote?!?  YOU RACIST!!!"   



These work for me!
Title: Re: DU Launches a Bumpersticker Contest
Post by: Chris_ on December 08, 2009, 01:56:12 PM
Honestly they should go with:

"Democraticunderground.com -  The Reality-Based Community"

It would make them feel good, it is square with their beliefs, and it would be an extremely powerful recruiting tool for Conservatives every time somebody actually goes to the site to check it out.

At least at one time they sold "DemocraticUnderground.com" bumper stickers, 'cause I saw one on an ugly jap SUV near the airport a few years ago.....

doc
Title: Re: DU Launches a Bumpersticker Contest
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on December 08, 2009, 02:10:16 PM
At least at one time they sold "DemocraticUnderground.com" bumper stickers, 'cause I saw one on an ugly jap SUV near the airport a few years ago.....

doc

You used to get one "free" when you donated to the site.
Title: Re: DU Launches a Bumpersticker Contest
Post by: dandi on December 08, 2009, 02:33:55 PM
Revolution Now! As Soon As I Finish This Twinkie!

Revolution Now! You Go First.

Obama/Chavez '12

Stalin: 20,000,000  Pol Pot: 2,000,000 Abortion: 50,000,000
Decrease The Surplus Population. Vote Left.

Reelect Obama. We Ain't Done Apologizing Yet.

Reelect Obama. He Really, Really Thinks About Stuff.

Vote Democrat, You Stupid, Redneck, Racist, Uninformed,
Gun-Loving, Greedy, Fascist, Sheeplike God-Freaks.

Amnesty For Illegal Immigrants
They're Taking The Entitlements Americans Don't Want

Making Terrorists Uncomfortable Is Not The American Way
Vote Democrat

We Need More Christians
The Lions Are Hungry

I Voted Obama
And All I Got Was This Lousy Brown Shirt
Title: Re: DU Launches a Bumpersticker Contest
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on December 08, 2009, 04:28:51 PM
Revolution Now! You Go First.

That one nails all their stupid 'Rising of the people' threads perfectly!

 :lmao:
Title: Re: DU Launches a Bumpersticker Contest
Post by: Mike220 on December 08, 2009, 05:01:05 PM
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The working class can beat the crap outta the investor class.

Oh really? How'd that work?

Times (http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/article515384.ece)

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WHEN 35 Greenpeace protesters stormed the International Petroleum Exchange (IPE) yesterday they had planned the operation in great detail.
What they were not prepared for was the post-prandial aggression of oil traders who kicked and punched them back on to the pavement.

“We bit off more than we could chew. They were just Cockney barrow boy spivs. Total thugs,” one protester said, rubbing his bruised skull. “I’ve never seen anyone less amenable to listening to our point of view.”

Another said: “I took on a Texan Swat team at Esso last year and they were angels compared with this lot.” Behind him, on the balcony of the pub opposite the IPE, a bleary-eyed trader, pint in hand, yelled: “Sod off, Swampy.”

 :not:

ETA:

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Mr Beresford said: “They followed the guys into the lobby and kept kicking and punching them there. They literally kicked them on to the pavement.”

Last night Greenpeace said two protesters were in hospital, one with a suspected broken jaw, the other with concussion.
Title: Re: DU Launches a Bumpersticker Contest
Post by: diesel driver on December 08, 2009, 06:54:39 PM
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berni_mccoy  (1000+ posts)        Tue Dec-08-09 01:29 PM
Response to Reply #21
37.  "Jobs on the Rise? Democrats Must Be In Charge." 

It should be more like:

"Jobs on the Rise?  No?  Democrats Must Be In Charge."

I like that one better....  :II:
Title: Re: DU Launches a Bumpersticker Contest
Post by: Lord Undies on December 08, 2009, 07:07:48 PM
DU:  BECAUSE RAYGUN CLOSED THE ASYLUMS
Title: Re: DU Launches a Bumpersticker Contest
Post by: Traveshamockery on December 08, 2009, 07:48:38 PM
I saw one the other day.  It's a picture of George Bush with the words "Miss Me Yet?"


http://www.cafepress.com/+miss_me_yet_sticker_bumper,412078408
Title: Re: DU Launches a Bumpersticker Contest
Post by: Karin on December 09, 2009, 07:46:43 AM
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“We bit off more than we could chew. They were just Cockney barrow boy spivs. Total thugs,” one protester said, rubbing his bruised skull.
  Mike!  You made me LOL!

I like Lord Undies' bumpersticker very much. 
Title: Re: DU Launches a Bumpersticker Contest
Post by: Flame on December 09, 2009, 08:37:57 AM
DU:  BECAUSE RAYGUN CLOSED THE ASYLUMS



 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Title: Re: DU Launches a Bumpersticker Contest
Post by: TheSarge on December 09, 2009, 09:16:23 AM
(http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:UUK8AMjcOLgcJM:http://open.salon.com/files/che-guevara1232976553.jpg)

www.democraticunderground.com
Title: Re: DU Launches a Bumpersticker Contest
Post by: USA4ME on December 09, 2009, 10:11:21 AM
"DU: Home of the mentally (http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:RGUo46YIsKJ7LM:http://www.vho.at/_photo/guide/handicapped.png)

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Title: Re: DU Launches a Bumpersticker Contest
Post by: Oceander on December 09, 2009, 10:13:13 PM
"DU: Home of the mentally (http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:RGUo46YIsKJ7LM:http://www.vho.at/_photo/guide/handicapped.png)

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That's certainly true; including of their "technical" staff. ;)
Title: Re: DU Launches a Bumpersticker Contest
Post by: bkg on December 09, 2009, 10:25:12 PM
During the campaign, after Obama's famous socialist speach to Joe the Plumber, I wanted to make up bumper stickers and windshield banners that read: I ***AM*** Joe!

Wish I had done it.
Title: Re: DU Launches a Bumpersticker Contest
Post by: Karin on December 10, 2009, 08:01:05 AM
Here are the finalists and the voting.  Winner today.  I know you're all holding your breath. 

Link (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x7192861)
Title: Re: DU Launches a Bumpersticker Contest
Post by: thundley4 on December 10, 2009, 08:25:45 AM
Here are the finalists and the voting.  Winner today.  I know you're all holding your breath. 

Link (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x7192861)

The leader so far: "Peace On Earth: Bring Them Home"

That seems like a slap at Lord Zero to me.  Surely the admins will be taking a hand in the voting to make sure that doesn't win.
Title: Re: DU Launches a Bumpersticker Contest
Post by: Karin on December 10, 2009, 03:50:52 PM
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Have You Accepted The Free Market As Your Personal Savior?
  That's one of the choices.  It has me puzzled.  If an average person is driving down the street, and sees that on a car, what's he supposed to think?  What's the takeaway? 

Peace on Earth is still winning.  It's really quite Christmas-y, which surprises me about them.  I say bring them home, too, if all lord zero is going to do is treat them like photo-ops.  Or targets, for that matter.
Title: Re: DU Launches a Bumpersticker Contest
Post by: bijou on December 10, 2009, 03:59:57 PM
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Title: Re: DU Launches a Bumpersticker Contest
Post by: Freeper on December 10, 2009, 04:40:23 PM
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Shagbark Hickory (971 posts)      Tue Dec-08-09 01:38 PM
 
41. Obama lied, patients died.

42. or ... Obama lied, soliders died.

You forgot Impeach Obama. I won't be holding my breath on you saying that though.
Title: Re: DU Launches a Bumpersticker Contest
Post by: Chris_ on December 11, 2009, 12:47:37 PM
You forgot Impeach Obama. I won't be holding my breath on you saying that though.


Interesting that you brought that up, as I heard yesterday that some pollster has determined that approximately 20% of the population are ready to impeach him right now........

doc