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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: bijou on December 08, 2009, 09:39:51 AM
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A South Florida police officer got an eyeful when he pulled over a female driver early Saturday morning, according to a Fort Pierce Police Department arrest report.
Ellena Lucia Barron, 46, was stopped for an unspecified traffic violation.
The officer asked Barron for her license and registration. Instead, she told the officer she needed to go to her vehicle's trunk. At the trunk, Barron lifted her blouse, showing her breasts to the officer.
When the officer asked Barron why she did it, she said, "I thought that's what you wanted to see," ...
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Floriduh (http://www.gantdaily.com/news/35/ARTICLE/66944/2009-12-07.html)
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Hmmmm! Well if her boobs look anything like her face I would have arrested her too! :-)
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The udder nerve!
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Where was the spork alert?????? I was going to say that they should throw the book at her, but it looks like someone already did and hit her square in the face. This is one story I don't want to be kept abreast of.
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This is one story I don't want to be kept abreast of.
Is your interest sagging?
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I feel bad for that cop.
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Is your interest sagging?
That and more. :lmao:
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The cop nipped that one in the bud. To think that she could hook him into some kind of deal boggles the mind.
It was important that he lift and separate this motorist from the scene and strap her right in the slammer.
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The cop nipped that one in the bud. To think that she could hook him into some kind of deal boggles the mind.
It was important that he lift and separate this motorist from the scene and strap her right in the slammer.
eehhh....
stretching. This just exposes the dangers of standing before the flashing lights of a patrol car.
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The cop nipped that one in the bud. To think that she could hook him into some kind of deal boggles the mind.
It was important that he lift and separate this motorist from the scene and strap her right in the slammer.
Hey, you win the cup for the most puns in a reply.
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At the trunk, Barron lifted her blouse, showing her breasts to the officer.
Assault on a police officer? :-)
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Hey, you win the cup for the most puns in a reply.
Which size? I'm personally fond of the C cup. Not too balloonish. After all, they're just puns. :-)
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Which size? I'm personally fond of the C cup. Not too balloonish. After all, they're just puns. :-)
Overachiever. I think you need to augment your usage. By the time I get here, all the words are done used up! :-)
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Overachiever. I think you need to augment your usage. By the time I get here, all the words are done used up! :-)
You've done implanted several ideas into my mind. By all means, don't stop!
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You've done implanted several ideas into my mind. By all means, don't stop!
Well, I just don't know if I am going to bust out my good puns yet or not.
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Well, I just don't know if I am going to bust out my good puns yet or not.
It shouldn't take much, really. Just a couple of good wet T-shirt pics ought to do it. :naughty:
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Now that was a perky response. :uhsure:
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Now that was a perky response. :uhsure:
:rotf: LOL! That one hit me right in the jugular!
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:rotf: LOL! That one hit me right in the jugular!
Well then, you might need to become abreast of this situation. That could leave a mark!
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Well then, you might need to become abreast of this situation. That could leave a mark!
I am completely abreast of the situation, TYVM. My mammary is perfect.
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I am completely abreast of the situation, TYVM. My mammary is perfect.
I am afraid your mammory has become unsbound...
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I am afraid your mammory has become unsbound...
Tit's okay. I wasn't using it anyway.
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Tit's okay. I wasn't using it anyway.
Oh dear. You are milking this one for all you got!
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Oh dear. You are milking this one for all you got!
Well, I was a bottle baby after all. Must've been all that repressed nipple-seeking. :-)