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Title: Men prefer smell of bacon to babies
Post by: bijou on December 07, 2009, 09:22:02 AM: Quote
The whiff of a newborn was only ranked at number 18 in the poll while bacon was seventh and petrol was 12th.

Top of the list was freshly-baked bread followed by clean sheets and freshly mown grass.

Fish and chips, roast dinner and fresh coffee also made the list as did fresh air after rainfall. ...

link (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/6741635/Men-prefer-smell-of-bacon-to-babies.html)

Just for once no taxpayers money was wasted in getting these results. :-)
Title: Re: Men prefer smell of bacon to babies
Post by: Wineslob on December 07, 2009, 09:40:32 AM: You can eat bacon................
Title: Re: Men prefer smell of bacon to babies
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on December 07, 2009, 10:27:32 AM: Well, duh. It's bacon.
Title: Re: Men prefer smell of bacon to babies
Post by: thundley4 on December 07, 2009, 10:53:48 AM: Mmmm, bacon wrapped bacon.
Title: Re: Men prefer smell of bacon to babies
Post by: littlelamb on December 07, 2009, 11:01:31 AM: Who can blame them most babies have a smell only a mother could love
Title: Re: Men prefer smell of bacon to babies
Post by: IassaFTots on December 07, 2009, 01:26:02 PM: Quote
Other things to make the men's top 20 include lavender, apple and blackberry crumble in the oven and a freshly lit match.

Yeah, I know why that one is there. :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
Title: Re: Men prefer smell of bacon to babies
Post by: DixieBelle on December 07, 2009, 02:21:12 PM: hmm...I guess if we wrapped babies in bacon, men would be more inclined to change them? :rofl:

BACON!!!!
Title: Re: Men prefer smell of bacon to babies
Post by: dutch508 on December 07, 2009, 06:45:58 PM: Well duh...

You masterbate with a baby and they'll throw you in jail.
Title: Re: Men prefer smell of bacon to babies
Post by: rich_t on December 07, 2009, 06:46:59 PM: Quote from: dutch508 on December 07, 2009, 06:45:58 PM
Well duh...

You masterbate with a baby and they'll throw you in jail.

:thatsright:
Title: Re: Men prefer smell of bacon to babies
Post by: kenth on December 07, 2009, 10:06:24 PM: Quote from: bijou on December 07, 2009, 09:22:02 AM
link (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/6741635/Men-prefer-smell-of-bacon-to-babies.html)

Just for once no taxpayers money was wasted in getting these results. :-)

What number was freshly fired casings?
Title: Re: Men prefer smell of bacon to babies
Post by: Eupher on December 08, 2009, 08:30:56 AM: Quote from: IassaFTots on December 07, 2009, 01:26:02 PM

Yeah, I know why that one is there. :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

You do? What happens with a freshly lit match, anyway?

:whistling:
Title: Re: Men prefer smell of bacon to babies
Post by: IassaFTots on December 08, 2009, 08:39:45 AM: Quote from: Eupher on December 08, 2009, 08:30:56 AM
You do? What happens with a freshly lit match, anyway?

:whistling:

Hopefully, it doesn't set a fire! Because if it did, someone would go to the hospital! :rotf: