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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: franksolich on December 06, 2009, 02:19:12 PM
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http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=236x71865
Oh my.
The sparkling husband primitive, sucking on the bottle again.
Stinky The Clown (1000+ posts) Sat Dec-05-09 08:09 PM
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Original message
The variablosity of tipsitude
Tonight, with dinner, I had a glass of Plungerhead Zin. Dinner was simple: two kaiser roll sandwiches and inslata caprese with the absolute very last of the local tomatoes.
Minutes later I poured a glass of a fair to middling local port wine.
I am now tipsy.
There are also night where I can drink all night, at least at the rate I drank tonight's wines, and never even feel it.
Why the differences?
Grandma:
hippywife (1000+ posts) Sat Dec-05-09 08:12 PM
Response to Original message
1. I'm guessing that your dinner was lacking in something that would have more readily absorbed the alcohol?
How many fingers am I holding up?
Stinky The Clown (1000+ posts) Sat Dec-05-09 08:18 PM
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Response to Reply #1
2. Uuuhhhhh ..... eleventeen?
hippywife (1000+ posts) Sat Dec-05-09 08:20 PM
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3. You're perfectly sober. The sensations are merely a fig newton of your imagination.
The defrocked warped primitive:
Warpy (1000+ posts) Sat Dec-05-09 09:24 PM
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4. That's another of alcohol's many problems
It's not an entirely reliable and predictable buzz.
Nothing was more frustrating than being trapped at a dull party when that glow that should have eased an uncomfortable social situation never happened.
Of course, as I hit my mid 20s and beyond, all I got out of alcohol was a migraine anyway. At least the migraine gave me an excuse to leave early.
Stinky The Clown (1000+ posts) Sat Dec-05-09 09:49 PM
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5. Heh! Hence the ........
.... thread title: "The variablosity of tipsitude"
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Hubs is trying to compete with Pam (greenbriar) for starting meaningless threads to show everyone on the island how much better off he is then they are.
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Cat must have gotten more attention from wifey than him. Again.