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Title: Texas woman had session with fake door-to-door "massage student"
Post by: bijou on December 05, 2009, 04:34:51 AM

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Warning to women of Texas: If a man shows up at your door claiming to be a massage school student, he'll likely try to rub you the wrong way. That's what Denton Police Department officials say happened Monday afternoon to a woman who allowed a purported masseur who "seemed legitimate" into her home. Their encounter ended shortly after the imposter--who had the woman provide her own lotion--asked whether the woman wanted an "ass massage," commented on her "nice tits," and gave her an unwanted, lingering hug. ...

link (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/1203092massage1.html)

Title: Re: Texas woman had session with fake door-to-door "massage student"
Post by: Wayne on December 05, 2009, 06:45:26 AM

DECEMBER 3--Warning to women of Texas: If a man shows up at your door claiming to be a massage school student, he'll likely try to rub you the wrong way.

  Does everybody here have an ALIBI?  (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/1203092massage1.html)

 :rotf: :beer:

Title: Re: Texas woman had session with fake door-to-door "massage student"
Post by: cottondress on December 05, 2009, 10:09:43 AM

You have to wonder if she fell for the guy doing free breast exams??  Something tells me she aint to bright. :mental:

Title: Re: Texas woman had session with fake door-to-door "massage student"
Post by: littlelamb on December 05, 2009, 10:17:37 AM

She has no one to blame but herself

Title: Re: Texas woman had session with fake door-to-door "massage student"
Post by: talbanringtone on December 05, 2009, 10:59:18 AM

Hey, she got a free massage..what do they normally cost?
Something tells me there;s no technique as an "ass massage" and if there were, it probably wouldn't be called by that term. :-)
This lady deserves the weekly Darwin award.