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The Bar => Comedy Central => Topic started by: JohnnyReb on December 04, 2009, 07:52:58 AM

Title: A DUmmies living will.
Post by: JohnnyReb on December 04, 2009, 07:52:58 AM

Last night, my wife and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her,

"I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and

fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."

She got up, unplugged my computer, and threw out my bottle of beer.

Sometimes I just don't understand........

Title: Re: A DUmmies living will.
Post by: franksolich on December 04, 2009, 08:25:19 AM

Good one, sir.

Your talents are obviously from Will Rogers, and it's a gift from God.

Don't lose it.

Title: Re: A DUmmies living will.
Post by: 5412 on December 04, 2009, 11:06:48 PM

Hi,

Indeed, that was good. I had to print that one out.

5412

Title: Re: A DUmmies living will.
Post by: bkg on December 05, 2009, 12:14:05 AM

I'd laugh if it didn't describe my life.  :rotf: