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Title: Man wanted for assaulting sister with pecan pie
Post by: bijou on December 03, 2009, 02:39:48 PM
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A hot pie tossed on a woman’s face Thanksgiving Day caused first- and second-degree burns, leading to an arrest warrant issued for her brother, authorities said Monday.

Galveston County Sheriff’s Office deputies were called about 2 p.m. to the 16700 block of Fir Road in unincorporated Galveston County near Santa Fe, sheriff’s Capt. Barry Cook said.

“They had been arguing over the past two weeks over their children staying with grandparents overnight at the same time,” Cook said. “She told him they were too old to be watching both kids at the same time.”
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 link (http://www.galvnews.com/story.lasso?ewcd=a4bef6d2213d778f)

Ah... Flori... Texas?!!  :tongue:
Title: Re: Man wanted for assaulting sister with pecan pie
Post by: SilverOrchid on December 03, 2009, 02:42:34 PM
That is no way to treat a pecan pie! Thats nuts!
Title: Re: Man wanted for assaulting sister with pecan pie
Post by: bijou on December 03, 2009, 02:44:03 PM
That is no way to treat a pecan pie! Thats nuts!
He's certainly not the cream of the crop when it comes to family members.
Title: Re: Man wanted for assaulting sister with pecan pie
Post by: Eupher on December 03, 2009, 02:57:14 PM
Awfully crusty bastard, isn't he?
Title: Re: Man wanted for assaulting sister with pecan pie
Post by: IassaFTots on December 03, 2009, 03:10:33 PM
I bet he is the apple of his mom's eye.
Title: Re: Man wanted for assaulting sister with pecan pie
Post by: Eupher on December 03, 2009, 03:33:59 PM
I bet he is the apple of his mom's eye.

Not with pecans he ain't.

And a sweet disposition is not at all on his plate.
Title: Re: Man wanted for assaulting sister with pecan pie
Post by: IassaFTots on December 03, 2009, 04:49:49 PM
Not with pecans he ain't.

And a sweet disposition is not at all on his plate.

Well maybe he is just shoo-flyish then???
Title: Re: Man wanted for assaulting sister with pecan pie
Post by: Eupher on December 03, 2009, 04:50:54 PM
Well maybe he is just shoo-flyish then???

Naw, he's just flaky.
Title: Re: Man wanted for assaulting sister with pecan pie
Post by: dutch508 on December 03, 2009, 04:57:54 PM
Naw, he's just flaky.

I think he's just a nut.