The Conservative Cave
The Bar => Comedy Central => Topic started by: Wayne on November 28, 2009, 12:22:26 PM
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> I went to the doctor for my yearly physical. The nurse started
> with certain basics.
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> "How much do you weigh?" she asked. "135," I replied.
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> The nurse put me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 180.
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> The nurse asked: "Your height?" "5 feet, 6 inches," I
> answered.
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> The nurse checked and saw that I only measure 5 feet, 3 inches.
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> She then took my blood pressure and told me that it's very high.
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> "Of course it's high!" I screamed. "When I came in here I was
> tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!"
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> She put me on Prozac.
>
> What a bitch.
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