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Title: DUmmy Pam Campaigns For Believers
Post by: GOBUCKS on November 22, 2009, 10:25:30 PM
Since the genetic revelations that she self-disclosed, DUmmy Pam has been desperately trying to convince her DUmpmates that she is, indeed, a teacher. Of course, that's now very, very doubtful. Her nonsensical posts (like this one), her silly bragging, her transparent lies, her atrocious grammar, punctuation, and spelling, and the plagiarism all seem a little more understandable. It's sad that DUmmy TLB isn't around to see this. Do you beleeeeve?

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greenbriar  (1000+ posts)      Sun Nov-22-09 10:25 PM
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Are you having a turkey day feast at work? Ours is Tues. Admin will be fixing ham and turkey
we are all bringing salads, sides and things of that nature.

sounds good.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x9137423


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greenbriar  (1000+ posts)      Sun Nov-22-09 10:40 PM
3. Our school lunch menu for Tuesday is chicken nuggets and mashed potatoes with gravy
but teachers and staff get to have a turkey feast.

Title: Re: DUmmy Pam Campaigns For Believers
Post by: Traveshamockery on November 22, 2009, 10:44:33 PM
What about the poor starving children of Wichita, Kansas?  Those teachers and administration are so selfish and uncaring to be having food like that while there are children out there starving and without health care. 

I think if they were really all that caring, they would be feeding a family with children instead of stuffing their faces. 

What say you, Greenbrier?  I know you read this. 
Title: Re: DUmmy Pam Campaigns For Believers
Post by: Alpha Mare on November 23, 2009, 12:08:01 AM
It's possible, unfortunately:  http://jardine.usd259.org/20072008StaffList.htm

Title: Re: DUmmy Pam Campaigns For Believers
Post by: franksolich on November 23, 2009, 06:23:47 AM
It's possible, unfortunately:  http://jardine.usd259.org/20072008StaffList.htm



Yep.

Social studies, 7th grade.
Title: Re: DUmmy Pam Campaigns For Believers
Post by: NHSparky on November 23, 2009, 07:11:32 AM
Yep.

Social studies, 7th grade.

Hmmmm..sounds like the perfect job for a "good" slave owner.
Title: Re: DUmmy Pam Campaigns For Believers
Post by: jinxmchue on November 23, 2009, 07:54:50 AM
It's possible, unfortunately:  http://jardine.usd259.org/20072008StaffList.htm



She's Mindy from "Mork and Mindy?"
Title: Re: DUmmy Pam Campaigns For Believers
Post by: thundley4 on November 23, 2009, 08:30:54 AM
She's Mindy from "Mork and Mindy?"

That was Pam Dawber.
Title: Re: DUmmy Pam Campaigns For Believers
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on November 23, 2009, 08:31:33 AM
She's Mindy from "Mork and Mindy?"
:lmao: You're thinking of Pam Dawber! :-)She was hot! Pam Dawson........eh not so much! :puke:
Title: Re: DUmmy Pam Campaigns For Believers
Post by: BadCat on November 23, 2009, 08:48:52 AM
:lmao: You're thinking of Pam Dawber! :-)She was hot! Pam Dawson........eh not so much! :puke:

Uhm...how about "not AT ALL"?
Title: Re: DUmmy Pam Campaigns For Believers
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on November 23, 2009, 08:51:33 AM
Uhm...how about "not AT ALL"?
Yeah! Good point BC! Would be like banging a female Corky from Life Goes On! :-)
Title: Re: DUmmy Pam Campaigns For Believers
Post by: BlueStateSaint on November 23, 2009, 09:25:50 AM
Uhm...how about "not AT ALL"?

I think that we could shorten that to just "not!"
Title: Re: DUmmy Pam Campaigns For Believers
Post by: Vagabond on November 23, 2009, 10:11:16 AM
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greenbriar  (1000+ posts)      Sun Nov-22-09 10:25 PM
Original message
Are you having a turkey day feast at work? Ours is Tues. Admin will be fixing ham and turkey
we are all bringing salads, sides and things of that nature.

sounds good.

Good grief, turkey day rates right up there with y***y and v****e.  It's called thanksgiving.  It seems most DUmmies would have a multitude of things to actually be thankful for, but as coach says, alas!
Title: Re: DUmmy Pam Campaigns For Believers
Post by: BadCat on November 23, 2009, 10:29:25 AM
This commercial is Pam's fantasy....

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VciRnETAxA[/youtube]
Title: Re: DUmmy Pam Campaigns For Believers
Post by: GOBUCKS on November 23, 2009, 11:39:23 AM
It's possible, unfortunately:  http://jardine.usd259.org/20072008StaffList.htm

That's truly sad. Kids deserve better, and the taxpayers certainly pay for better. Granted, teaching 7th grade social studies would be as intellectually demanding as running a turnpike toll booth, but that's at minimum, which DUmmy Pam will never be able to reach. Does anyone imagine that DUmmy Pam could run a toll booth?

When leftists force policies to mainstream unfortunate folks like DUmmy Pam, they give no consideration to the vast majority of normal people who may be victimized. In this case it has apparently been an untold number of Wichita kids.
Title: Re: DUmmy Pam Campaigns For Believers
Post by: Alpha Mare on November 23, 2009, 11:52:26 AM
This 'magnet school appears to be more of an 'alternative' school.
Title: Re: DUmmy Pam Campaigns For Believers
Post by: formerlurker on November 23, 2009, 12:00:45 PM
Scary she is actually a teacher.   
Title: Re: DUmmy Pam Campaigns For Believers
Post by: GOBUCKS on November 23, 2009, 12:19:15 PM
Sure hope Principal Saunders never sees any of her lunatic posts at the DUmp. She REALLY needs to take a trip over the holidays out to the Sandhills, to get a quick education on internet security from coach. The amount of personal informationon herself and her family she has smeared all over the innertubes is horrifying, and I'm sure she has no idea of how crazy and dangerous that is. In fact, as she reads this, she probably gets one of those Chris Matthews tingles up her leg due to the attention.
Title: Re: DUmmy Pam Campaigns For Believers
Post by: franksolich on November 23, 2009, 04:05:05 PM
Sure hope Principal Saunders never sees any of her lunatic posts at the DUmp. She REALLY needs to take a trip over the holidays out to the Sandhills, to get a quick education on internet security from coach. The amount of personal informationon herself and her family she has smeared all over the innertubes is horrifying, and I'm sure she has no idea of how crazy and dangerous that is.

That's exactly why my fellow alum Skins should mentor the primitives on internet security.

The problem with the primitives is that they think only other primitives read what they write, er, scribble.  The primitives have no idea the whole wide world is watching them,

This reminds me of during the Scamdal, when Doug's stupid ex-wife complained that supporters of open and honest fund-raisers were "stalking" her, when in fact such people were judging Doug's stupid ex-wife simply by what she herself put on the internet. 

As an attorney said at the time, if Doug's ex-wife chose to walk down Main Street at noon utterly naked, she could hardly pick-and-choose who was going to look at her.
Title: Re: DUmmy Pam Campaigns For Believers
Post by: Carl on November 23, 2009, 04:30:04 PM
That's exactly why my fellow alum Skins should mentor the primitives on internet security.

The problem with the primitives is that they think only other primitives read what they write, er, scribble.  The primitives have no idea the whole wide world is watching them,

This reminds me of during the Scamdal, when Doug's stupid ex-wife complained that supporters of open and honest fund-raisers were "stalking" her, when in fact such people were judging Doug's stupid ex-wife simply by what she herself put on the internet. 

As an attorney said at the time, if Doug's ex-wife chose to walk down Main Street at noon utterly naked, she could hardly pick-and-choose who was going to look at her.

I have never seen a pic of her but suddenly just felt sick to my stomach for some reason.  :puke:
Title: Re: DUmmy Pam Campaigns For Believers
Post by: BadCat on November 23, 2009, 05:42:01 PM
Sure hope Principal Saunders never sees any of her lunatic posts at the DUmp. She REALLY needs to take a trip over the holidays out to the Sandhills, to get a quick education on internet security from coach. The amount of personal informationon herself and her family she has smeared all over the innertubes is horrifying, and I'm sure she has no idea of how crazy and dangerous that is. In fact, as she reads this, she probably gets one of those Chris Matthews tingles up her leg due to the attention.

Oh I dunno....I'd bet that Principal Saunders might have a good idea of it by now.
Title: Re: DUmmy Pam Campaigns For Believers
Post by: franksolich on November 23, 2009, 05:49:09 PM
I have never seen a pic of her but suddenly just felt sick to my stomach for some reason.  :puke:

Actually, some years ago, Doug's stupid ex-wife was rather attractive, if her self-posted photographs of the mid-1990s were not lies.

The dark hair, pale skin, long slender fingers, aquiline nose betraying her northern Mediterraneac roots, her svelte form.

If I had been a movie director at the time, I would've cast her in an epic of ancient Rome, as Messalina or Agrippina, given her features.

But then something happened after 2000; I have no idea what, but suspect Doug's stupid ex-wife got hooked on mood-altering pharmauceticals, one of whose effects are bloat and sagging.
Title: Re: DUmmy Pam Campaigns For Believers
Post by: GOBUCKS on November 23, 2009, 05:51:58 PM
Actually, some years ago, Doug's stupid ex-wife was rather attractive, if her self-posted photographs of the mid-1990s were not lies.

The dark hair, pale skin, long slender fingers, aquiline nose betraying her northern Mediterraneac roots, her svelte form.

If I had been a movie director at the time, I would've cast her in an epic of ancient Rome, as Messalina or Agrippina, given her features.

But then something happened after 2000; I have no idea what, but suspect Doug's stupid ex-wife got hooked on mood-altering pharmauceticals, one of whose effects are bloat and sagging.

Okay. You persuaded me. I'll look.
Title: Re: DUmmy Pam Campaigns For Believers
Post by: franksolich on November 23, 2009, 05:53:35 PM
Okay. You persuaded me. I'll look.

I suspect Doug's stupid ex-wife took those earlier photographs down, wherever they were posted.

The ones from the mid-1990s.

There were some on Scamdy, but Scamdy doesn't exist any more.

Title: Re: DUmmy Pam Campaigns For Believers
Post by: AllosaursRus on November 23, 2009, 05:54:50 PM
This 'magnet school appears to be more of an 'alternative' school.

The question is, alternative to what, sanity?
Title: Re: DUmmy Pam Campaigns For Believers
Post by: GOBUCKS on November 23, 2009, 06:45:26 PM
Re Doug's stupid ex-wife, the DUmbest person on all the internets, and coach. I think coach may have a different opinion these days :

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During the scam that wasn't a scam that rocked the internet two and three-quarters years ago, my "assignment" (never mind who "assigned") was to keep the eyeballs peeled on Doug's ex-wife and my fellow alum Skins.

Everybody else got the good ones, such as the Bostonian Drunkard.

I plumbed the depths of Doug's ex-wife's soul, as she herself revealed herself on the internet.

The more I read of Doug's ex-wife, the more I was surprised, amazed, and dismayed, at how much alike Doug's ex-wife and franksolich are.

Damn, it was uncanny.

We might as well have been Siamese twins.
Title: Re: DUmmy Pam Campaigns For Believers
Post by: franksolich on November 23, 2009, 08:10:45 PM
Re Doug's stupid ex-wife, the DUmbest person on all the internets, and coach. I think coach may have a different opinion these days :

You'd be surprised.

Of course, the Scamdal was almost five years ago, and there's been much water past the dam since then.

I was reading Doug's stupid ex-wife some hours every day, and was surprised at the similarities in our personalities.  And my fellow alum Skins, too; I was in charge of the Skins project on Scamdy.

Of course, since the Scamdal, I've thought about it less and less, only once in a while wondering why, with so many similarities, Doug's stupid ex-wife is a loser, and franksolich isn't.
Title: Re: DUmmy Pam Campaigns For Believers
Post by: BlueStateSaint on November 24, 2009, 05:05:14 AM
. . . only once in a while wondering why, with so many similarities, Doug's stupid ex-wife is a loser, and franksolich isn't.

Might I suggest the reason is this:  You acknowledge the Existence of an All-Loving God, and you serve Him, and not some "ideal" whose main goal is to tear others down to the level of the sewers.
Title: Re: DUmmy Pam Campaigns For Believers
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on November 24, 2009, 09:22:15 AM
I have never seen a pic of her but suddenly just felt sick to my stomach for some reason.  :puke:

She is not totally repulsive, but not what I would call attractive, either.  And my standards for 'Attractive' are pretty broad, I prefer to look for the good instead of the bad.
Title: Re: DUmmy Pam Campaigns For Believers
Post by: Tucker on November 24, 2009, 10:21:29 AM
This 'magnet school appears to be more of an 'alternative' school.

With a twist. The students are normal and the teachers are mentally challenged. :-)
Title: Re: DUmmy Pam Campaigns For Believers
Post by: lastparker on November 24, 2009, 12:34:52 PM
Sure hope Principal Saunders never sees any of her lunatic posts at the DUmp. She REALLY needs to take a trip over the holidays out to the Sandhills, to get a quick education on internet security from coach. The amount of personal informationon herself and her family she has smeared all over the innertubes is horrifying, and I'm sure she has no idea of how crazy and dangerous that is. In fact, as she reads this, she probably gets one of those Chris Matthews tingles up her leg due to the attention.

She IS taking a trip!  Just not to Nebraska.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=9134597

seems she wants to ride roller coasters.  I guess her back is much better now.
Title: Re: DUmmy Pam Campaigns For Believers
Post by: lastparker on November 24, 2009, 01:01:26 PM
:lmao: You're thinking of Pam Dawber! :-)She was hot! Pam Dawson........eh not so much! :puke:

What is this contradiction?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=9120051

It doesn't mesh.  She should be Princess Leatherhiney.
Title: Re: DUmmy Pam Campaigns For Believers
Post by: GOBUCKS on November 24, 2009, 01:05:33 PM
What is this contradiction?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=9120051

It doesn't mesh.  She should be Princess Leatherhiney.
She  lies about her name, then smears it across her Photobucket account. She's been pretty quiet the past day or two. Worried, I think. She should be.
Title: Re: DUmmy Pam Campaigns For Believers
Post by: kenth on November 24, 2009, 04:08:56 PM
What is this contradiction?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=9120051

It doesn't mesh.  She should be Princess Leatherhiney.

 :lmao:  :rotf:

What sort of last name would be spelled _ bt _ _ _ _?
Title: Re: DUmmy Pam Campaigns For Believers
Post by: Randy on November 24, 2009, 05:43:12 PM

seems she wants to ride roller coasters.  I guess her back is much better now.

I was about to point out that they'd ditched the rollercoaster for the X-Scream but I see she caught on already. The coaster was Lame. The Big Shot was well worth the trip though.
She's going to be in for a shock though when she finds out they charge you to get up on the observation deck to ride the rides. She'll hate that....alot.  :-)