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Title: My husband emailed me this morning saying...
Post by: BEG on November 20, 2009, 01:46:15 PM
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This is my bosses boss.  Plan to attend.


It is an invitation to the GM of the company house for some Christmas thingy.  Not the company party but some other party thing.  He isn't normally forceful...I kind of like being ordered around.   :p
Title: Re: My husband emailed me this morning saying...
Post by: Flame on November 20, 2009, 02:17:05 PM
 :naughty:
Title: Re: My husband emailed me this morning saying...
Post by: Schadenfreude on November 20, 2009, 08:23:55 PM
LOL.... I knew you were a submissive one!  :heart:
Title: Re: My husband emailed me this morning saying...
Post by: thundley4 on November 20, 2009, 10:54:18 PM
I need new glasses. I saw the word emailed as nailed.  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: My husband emailed me this morning saying...
Post by: debk on November 20, 2009, 11:39:19 PM
I need new glasses. I saw the word emailed as nailed.  :evillaugh:


 :thatsright:
Title: Re: My husband emailed me this morning saying...
Post by: Schadenfreude on November 20, 2009, 11:40:19 PM
I need new glasses. I saw the word emailed as nailed.  :evillaugh:

 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Title: Re: My husband emailed me this morning saying...
Post by: RobJohnson on November 21, 2009, 12:57:29 AM
I need new glasses. I saw the word emailed as nailed.  :evillaugh:

 :lmao:
Title: Re: My husband emailed me this morning saying...
Post by: Gratiot on November 21, 2009, 05:19:00 AM
I need new glasses. I saw the word emailed as nailed.  :evillaugh:

And, 127 times as of now!   :o  That's a busy morning   :cheersmate:   
Title: Re: My husband emailed me this morning saying...
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on November 21, 2009, 07:20:21 AM
...I kind of like being ordered around.   :p
Take off your clothes, lay down and do what the nice medic tells you.
Title: Re: My husband emailed me this morning saying...
Post by: debk on November 21, 2009, 07:21:51 AM
Take off your clothes, lay down and do what the nice medic tells you.


Ignore the fact that his ears are quite large and his nose twitches constantly....


 :lmao:
Title: Re: My husband emailed me this morning saying...
Post by: NHSparky on November 21, 2009, 07:55:32 AM
Ah, yes.  Mandatory fun.  Isn't the corporate world wonderful?  When is his company just gonna say screw it, the economy sucks, no parties?
Title: Re: My husband emailed me this morning saying...
Post by: BEG on November 21, 2009, 12:16:22 PM
Ah, yes.  Mandatory fun.  Isn't the corporate world wonderful?  When is his company just gonna say screw it, the economy sucks, no parties?

This isn't the "company" party, there is going to be one of those too. This is a party at the GM's house. What does one wear to a "casual" party at a bosses boss party?
Title: Re: My husband emailed me this morning saying...
Post by: Eupher on November 21, 2009, 12:21:06 PM
This isn't the "company" party, there is going to be one of those too. This is a party at the GM's house. What does one wear to a "casual" party at a bosses boss party?

Whatever you pick out, it'll be fine.

I'd say a cocktail dress. Pearls. Non-stiletto shoes. A purse that looks like a purse and not like a lunchpail. You know.
Title: Re: My husband emailed me this morning saying...
Post by: Chris on November 21, 2009, 12:23:36 PM
A purse that looks like a purse and not like a lunchpail.

lol
Title: Re: My husband emailed me this morning saying...
Post by: debk on November 21, 2009, 07:32:41 PM
Whatever you pick out, it'll be fine.

I'd say a cocktail dress. Pearls. Non-stiletto shoes. A purse that looks like a purse and not like a lunchpail. You know.


Non-stiletto shoes?   :hammer:

Stilettos are mandatory with cocktail dresses.


BEG....I'd go with black gabardines or velvet slacks or a black pencil skirt...soft dressy sweater or ruffly blouse in red, deep purple, black or cream, maybe with a satiny camisole underneath...definitely high heels with either the slacks or skirt. Go middle of the road....that way you aren't under or overdressed. If you talk to the wife of the immediate boss....ask her what she is wearing...

Don't know what type of jewelry you prefer....I always wear diamond studs, and I have a diamond pendant that I wear most of the time....as far as I'm concerned...diamonds always are appropriate.
Title: Re: My husband emailed me this morning saying...
Post by: Schadenfreude on November 21, 2009, 07:46:14 PM

Non-stiletto shoes?   :hammer:

Stilettos are mandatory with cocktail dresses.


BEG....I'd go with black gabardines or velvet slacks or a black pencil skirt...soft dressy sweater or ruffly blouse in red, deep purple, black or cream, maybe with a satiny camisole underneath...definitely high heels with either the slacks or skirt. Go middle of the road....that way you aren't under or overdressed. If you talk to the wife of the immediate boss....ask her what she is wearing...

Don't know what type of jewelry you prefer....I always wear diamond studs, and I have a diamond pendant that I wear most of the time....as far as I'm concerned...diamonds always are appropriate.

oooh.... now I know who to go to for fashion advice.

How would you dress me up?  :naughty:  :popcorn:
Title: Re: My husband emailed me this morning saying...
Post by: debk on November 21, 2009, 07:49:28 PM
oooh.... now I know who to go to for fashion advice.

How would you dress me up?  :naughty:  :popcorn:


Schade....you would be a black leather momma!!!  With red suede stilettos of course!  :-)

Title: Re: My husband emailed me this morning saying...
Post by: Schadenfreude on November 21, 2009, 07:52:50 PM

Schade....you would be a black leather momma!!!  With red suede stilettos of course!  :-)



I love it thanks!
Title: Re: My husband emailed me this morning saying...
Post by: NHSparky on November 21, 2009, 09:44:25 PM
This isn't the "company" party, there is going to be one of those too. This is a party at the GM's house. What does one wear to a "casual" party at a bosses boss party?

It's Cali.  Shorts and a polo if you're a guy.
Title: Re: My husband emailed me this morning saying...
Post by: Eupher on November 21, 2009, 10:31:13 PM

Non-stiletto shoes?   :hammer:

Stilettos are mandatory with cocktail dresses.



Says who?

Ever hear of shorter heels? Not flat shoes, just shorter heels. Where is it written that stilettos are mandatory with cocktail dresses?  :whatever:

Is that one of those rules that Versace made? Hell, deb, he's dead.

I'm no expert on cocktail dresses or stilettos (I look awful in both of them  :rotf: ) but I'm not convinced that stilettos are "mandatory."
Title: Re: My husband emailed me this morning saying...
Post by: debk on November 21, 2009, 10:48:03 PM
I'm 5'4" on a real tall day.....

Cocktail dress? I'm wearing a 3-3.5 inch spike heel.

Now, if to you a stiletto is a platform shoe with a 5 inch heel....no, I don't wear those.

Me + platform stiletto = broken neck...
Title: Re: My husband emailed me this morning saying...
Post by: Celtic Rose on November 21, 2009, 11:43:04 PM
I'm 5'4" on a real tall day.....

Cocktail dress? I'm wearing a 3-3.5 inch spike heel.

Now, if to you a stiletto is a platform shoe with a 5 inch heel....no, I don't wear those.

Me + platform stiletto = broken neck...

I can't wear any heels right now  :bawl:  My ankle is still recovering, and anything but a flat shoe makes it hurt like crazy.  I miss my pretty shoes  :bawl:
Title: Re: My husband emailed me this morning saying...
Post by: Schadenfreude on November 21, 2009, 11:45:23 PM
I'm 5'4" on a real tall day.....

Cocktail dress? I'm wearing a 3-3.5 inch spike heel.

Now, if to you a stiletto is a platform shoe with a 5 inch heel....no, I don't wear those.

Me + platform stiletto = broken neck...

I do have platform shoes, I like them over the narrow stiletto for the simple fact that there is more surface area to distribute the weight. I heard about some Kenneth Cole shoes that are designed to be comfy... let me get the link, I think the shoes sound amazing.
Title: Re: My husband emailed me this morning saying...
Post by: Schadenfreude on November 21, 2009, 11:46:12 PM
I can't wear any heels right now  :bawl:  My ankle is still recovering, and anything but a flat shoe makes it hurt like crazy.  I miss my pretty shoes  :bawl:

You will be in heels in no time, take care of your tootsies.
Title: Re: My husband emailed me this morning saying...
Post by: debk on November 22, 2009, 01:51:38 PM
I do have platform shoes, I like them over the narrow stiletto for the simple fact that there is more surface area to distribute the weight. I heard about some Kenneth Cole shoes that are designed to be comfy... let me get the link, I think the shoes sound amazing.

I've heard the platforms are really comfortable for just the reason you stated. I have some slides that are slight platform ....and they are really comfortable....but me in a platform stiletto....would be sooooo dangerous for me.

I am such a klutz ....I can trip walking barefoot.

The other half has suggested buying me a Pillsbury Dough Boy outfit...
Title: Re: My husband emailed me this morning saying...
Post by: RobJohnson on November 22, 2009, 06:25:54 PM
This isn't the "company" party, there is going to be one of those too. This is a party at the GM's house. What does one wear to a "casual" party at a bosses boss party?

No matter what you choose to wear, you will still look great.

I went to WI for some corporate training for a resturant chain, one of the nights ended with a dinner at the Founder/Owner's house....it was a good time. I made myself at home & they didn't care. His daughter came home from a soccer game, covered in mud...when she came inside the HUGE house I was sitting at the dinning room table and I told her "come on in, are you hungry?" she was like...."this is my house and where are my parents"  :rotf: 

They had a three legged dog, named Fudge. I was making jokes about the dog. I was one of the few people not drinking. They had a galley off the kitchen full of booze and wine. His wife cooked while he grilled out. Nice folks. http://www.culvers.com/about/default.aspx

Title: Re: My husband emailed me this morning saying...
Post by: Wineslob on November 23, 2009, 09:54:44 AM
Something backless and deep cut in the front........ :naughty:  Promotions for hubby............. :uhsure:
Title: Re: My husband emailed me this morning saying...
Post by: debk on November 23, 2009, 10:20:27 AM
Something backless and deep cut in the front........ :naughty:  Promotions for hubby............. :uhsure:


Not if the boss has a wife....
Title: Re: My husband emailed me this morning saying...
Post by: Eupher on November 23, 2009, 12:38:46 PM
I'm 5'4" on a real tall day.....

Cocktail dress? I'm wearing a 3-3.5 inch spike heel.

Now, if to you a stiletto is a platform shoe with a 5 inch heel....no, I don't wear those.

Me + platform stiletto = broken neck...

Naw, I'm thinking those stiletto shoes elevate the heel up to nosebleed territory, which makes walking for you gals such a dangerous proposition.

What heel length is considered "non-stiletto" length? 1.5 inches? 2 inches? Do heels come in variable lengths like that, or is basically one length fits all?
Title: Re: My husband emailed me this morning saying...
Post by: IassaFTots on November 23, 2009, 12:43:13 PM
I believe they come in varying lengths.  I wouldn't know.  I inherited my grandmother's feet early, and cannot tolerate any elevation above half an inch.  Curses.   :(  Just as well.  I tend to be very accident prone.
Title: Re: My husband emailed me this morning saying...
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on November 23, 2009, 12:53:41 PM
No matter what you choose to wear, you will still look great.

I went to WI for some corporate training for a resturant chain, one of the nights ended with a dinner at the Founder/Owner's house....it was a good time. I made myself at home & they didn't care. His daughter came home from a soccer game, covered in mud...when she came inside the HUGE house I was sitting at the dinning room table and I told her "come on in, are you hungry?" she was like...."this is my house and where are my parents"  :rotf: 

They had a three legged dog, named Fudge. I was making jokes about the dog. I was one of the few people not drinking. They had a galley off the kitchen full of booze and wine. His wife cooked while he grilled out. Nice folks. http://www.culvers.com/about/default.aspx


mmmm! I love Culvers! Can't eat there anymore though! My Doctor and girlfriend will have my head!  :lmao:
Title: Re: My husband emailed me this morning saying...
Post by: debk on November 23, 2009, 01:36:50 PM
Naw, I'm thinking those stiletto shoes elevate the heel up to nosebleed territory, which makes walking for you gals such a dangerous proposition.

What heel length is considered "non-stiletto" length? 1.5 inches? 2 inches? Do heels come in variable lengths like that, or is basically one length fits all?


Heels come in all different heights...

Stilettos are what used to be referred to as spike heels....2.5 - 3" or higher.

Mid-heel is 1.5-2.5"

Below 1.5' is a low heel...1/2" is a flat.
Title: Re: My husband emailed me this morning saying...
Post by: NHSparky on November 23, 2009, 01:41:53 PM
BEG, I'm thinking if you went in this, you'd be the biggest hit at any backyard party ever:

(http://glamourchick.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/adriana-lima-miracle-bra-lingerie-black.jpg)

Just a thought.
Title: Re: My husband emailed me this morning saying...
Post by: Wineslob on November 23, 2009, 03:13:24 PM

Not if the boss has a wife....

It's LA.................you never know.................................................... :naughty: