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Title: Drunk pervert tries to have sex with stuffed giraffe
Post by: bijou on November 20, 2009, 11:41:22 AM
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A stuffed giraffe has been rescued from the clutches of a pervert who wanted to have sex with it.

Police in Oregon, USA, saw drunken Sean McDowell, 24, picking up the 1.3m (4ft) tall toy outside a shop and simulate sex with it twice.

'He was pretty enamoured with it and decided he was taking it home,' said Sergeant Bob Smith.


'Then he turns and sees one of our officers and he puts the giraffe down and walks away. Later in the evening, he did it again. Maybe he had struck out with all the women at the bar and this giraffe was looking pretty good. ...
link (http://www.metro.co.uk/news/world/article.html?Drunk_pervert_tries_to_have_sex_with_stuffed_giraffe&in_article_id=774064&in_page_id=64)

This story is head and neck above the competition in bizarre news today.
Title: Re: Drunk pervert tries to have sex with stuffed giraffe
Post by: Mike220 on November 20, 2009, 12:55:05 PM
Gotta be Eugene. What with all the freaks at UO.
Title: Re: Drunk pervert tries to have sex with stuffed giraffe
Post by: Ptarmigan on November 20, 2009, 03:02:56 PM
That's furry bestiality!
Title: Re: Drunk pervert tries to have sex with stuffed giraffe
Post by: jinxmchue on November 20, 2009, 03:08:01 PM
All together now:



"What's his DU name?"
Title: Re: Drunk pervert tries to have sex with stuffed giraffe
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on November 20, 2009, 03:22:59 PM
He's nuts over giraffes...and vice versa.
Title: Re: Drunk pervert tries to have sex with stuffed giraffe
Post by: jinxmchue on November 20, 2009, 05:01:10 PM
There's gotta be a deep throat joke in there somewhere.

Oops.  I think I just made it.
Title: Re: Drunk pervert tries to have sex with stuffed giraffe
Post by: THA HOUSTON PIMP IS IN DA HOUZ! on November 20, 2009, 05:09:13 PM
did he use a jimmy hat?

 :lmao: :lmao:
Title: Re: Drunk pervert tries to have sex with stuffed giraffe
Post by: BlueStateSaint on November 22, 2009, 06:38:56 AM
Quote from: jinxmchue on November 20, 2009, 03:08:01 PM
All together now:



"What's his DU name?"

Seconded!