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Title: Star Trek jokes here
Post by: jinxmchue on November 19, 2009, 09:00:09 AM: Q: What did Mr. Spock find in the head (toilet)?
A: The captain's log!
Title: Re: Star Trek jokes here
Post by: jinxmchue on November 19, 2009, 09:07:16 AM: Not a joke per se, but incredibly hilarious:

[youtube=425,350]_vPWE2Ebz48[/youtube]
Title: Re: Star Trek jokes here
Post by: NHSparky on November 20, 2009, 11:45:22 AM: Star Trek trivia: Captain Kirk, Mr. Spock, Bones, and Ensign Liebowitz beam down to a foreign planet. Which one isn't coming back?
Title: Re: Star Trek jokes here
Post by: thundley4 on November 20, 2009, 04:16:26 PM: Quote from: NHSparky on November 20, 2009, 11:45:22 AM
Star Trek trivia: Captain Kirk, Mr. Spock, Bones, and Ensign Liebowitz beam down to a foreign planet. Which one isn't coming back?

For bonus points, what color of shirt was he wearing?
Title: Re: Star Trek jokes here
Post by: THA HOUSTON PIMP IS IN DA HOUZ! on November 20, 2009, 04:39:17 PM: Kirk meets a hottie female crewman on the Enterprise.

Will he...

A. Wish her good luck with her assignment?
B. Give her constructive criticism?

c. Tap dat azz?
:-)
Title: Re: Star Trek jokes here
Post by: JohnnyReb on November 20, 2009, 04:45:50 PM: Line spoken most often on Star Trek....

Jim, he's dead.
Title: Re: Star Trek jokes here
Post by: Thor on November 20, 2009, 04:53:52 PM: Quote from: THA HOUSTON PIMP IS IN DA HOUZ! on November 20, 2009, 04:39:17 PM
Kirk meets a hottie female crewman on the Enterprise.

Will he...

A. Wish her good luck with her assignment?
B. Give her constructive criticism?

c. Tap dat azz?
:-)

You're not much of a Trekkie.......... a Trekkie would KNOW that the ONLY time Spock "taps any azz" is during Pon Farr........ :hammer:

(that's with ANY Vulcan)
Title: Re: Star Trek jokes here
Post by: Thor on November 20, 2009, 04:55:56 PM: Quote from: NHSparky on November 20, 2009, 11:45:22 AM
Star Trek trivia: Captain Kirk, Mr. Spock, Bones, and Ensign Liebowitz beam down to a foreign planet. Which one isn't coming back?

Quote from: thundley4 on November 20, 2009, 04:16:26 PM
For bonus points, what color of shirt was he wearing?

Ens Liebowitz, of course. Either Red or Blue, that kind of depends.
Title: Re: Star Trek jokes here
Post by: THA HOUSTON PIMP IS IN DA HOUZ! on November 20, 2009, 04:56:58 PM: Quote from: Thor on November 20, 2009, 04:53:52 PM
You're not much of a Trekkie.......... a Trekkie would KNOW that the ONLY time Spock "taps any azz" is during Pon Farr........ :hammer:

(that's with ANY Vulcan)

Yeah, but in Amok Time Spock never did "tap dat azz".

The dang ho wanted some other young guy's...........ahem...........ahem.....well you know. Spock done slip and lost his skilzzzezz.

:-)
Title: Re: Star Trek jokes here
Post by: THA HOUSTON PIMP IS IN DA HOUZ! on November 20, 2009, 04:59:44 PM: (http://www.angelfire.com/hero/packersruletx/images/hit_it_i_would_go_klingon_on_that_ass.jpg)
Title: Re: Star Trek jokes here
Post by: THA HOUSTON PIMP IS IN DA HOUZ! on November 20, 2009, 05:01:12 PM: (http://www.angelfire.com/hero/packersruletx/images/Kirk_career_dead.jpg)