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Title: Doug's stupid ex-wife's dog goes crazy
Post by: franksolich on November 19, 2009, 07:59:47 AM
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Oh my.

Yet another example of why primitives should be forbidden to have pets.

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EFerrari  (1000+ posts)        Thu Nov-19-09 12:51 AM
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Bizarre and sudden d****e eating behavior.

Okay, I'm going to call my GREAT vet in the morning but first we have to get to the morning. This is so strange.

Today on our morning walk, Kid started chewing and eating a new weed that's sprouted over the last week or so. No big deal, I thought, maybe she just needs some greens. Even if she was a little too zeroed in to the point where she didn't mind where I was or where her walking buddy was.

Then later, I caught her chewing at the edge of the rug.  She hasn't done that since she was a puppy. And still later tonight, she was cruising the rug for anything she could find, did the same on our evening walk. It's like some drive has been activated and I've no idea what it is. It's like pica or ? She keeps seeking something to eat it and she's looking all over for it. It's the weirdest thing I've ever seen one of my dogs do.

She ate her meals, she drank water but she's not 100%. Something is off + this weird, seeking, ingesting weird stuff behavior.

No primitives at this bonfire yet.
Title: Re: Doug's stupid ex-wife's dog goes crazy
Post by: franksolich on November 19, 2009, 08:01:29 AM
By the way, Doug's stupid ex-wife has NOT donated to Skins's island.
Title: Re: Doug's stupid ex-wife's dog goes crazy
Post by: jukin on November 19, 2009, 10:47:32 AM
Why on earth would anyone let their dog eat any type of vegetation?

The very best one can hope for is pile of vomit. 
Title: Re: Doug's stupid ex-wife's dog goes crazy
Post by: AllosaursRus on November 19, 2009, 10:47:51 AM
By the way, Doug's stupid ex-wife has NOT donated to Skins's island.

Donations are for the peasants Coach, not royalty or "self appointed important" members.
Title: Re: Doug's stupid ex-wife's dog goes crazy
Post by: GOBUCKS on November 19, 2009, 10:53:42 AM
By the way, Doug's stupid ex-wife has NOT donated to Skins's island.
Coach, give her a break. She's living in an old Airstream in the desert, and Doug burned her unabridged dictionary. How bad can it get?
Title: Re: Doug's stupid ex-wife's dog goes crazy
Post by: Tucker on November 19, 2009, 11:03:46 AM
Coach, give her a break. She's living in an old Airstream in the desert, and Doug burned her unabridged dictionary. How bad can it get?

I was surprised when she mentioned that. I had envisioned her living in a upper duplex with a balcony overlooking the heart of the gay mecca.
Title: Re: Doug's stupid ex-wife's dog goes crazy
Post by: delilahmused on November 19, 2009, 11:12:01 AM
But first we have to get to the morning? What a moran! The dog's not puking, listless, etc. Give it a bone or a chew toy and it will be fine until morning. Maybe it's just nervous, how could you not be living with the stupidest psycho-bitch on the net.

Cindie
Title: Re: Doug's stupid ex-wife's dog goes crazy
Post by: thundley4 on November 19, 2009, 11:44:46 AM
Why on earth would anyone let their dog eat any type of vegetation?

The very best one can hope for is pile of vomit. 

It's perfectly normal for dogs to eat grass  once in a while. I'll let our dog eat some grass, but not much and no weeds.
Title: Re: Doug's stupid ex-wife's dog goes crazy
Post by: Ree on November 19, 2009, 11:51:44 AM
The dog got into her stash?
Title: Re: Doug's stupid ex-wife's dog goes crazy
Post by: franksolich on November 19, 2009, 11:58:21 AM
I was surprised when she mentioned that. I had envisioned her living in a upper duplex with a balcony overlooking the heart of the gay mecca.

Doug's stupid ex-wife moved in with her mother, Tucker, sir.

This probably happened while you were away from the DUmpster for a while, and missed it.

Doug's stupid ex-wife now lives in one of the deserts or mountain ranges of California, with her mother in an ancient trailer.

I'm still researching the possibility that Doug's stupid ex-wife might have been one of Charles Manson's "girls;" although barely, she is old enough to have been.
Title: Re: Doug's stupid ex-wife's dog goes crazy
Post by: Tucker on November 19, 2009, 12:36:40 PM
Doug's stupid ex-wife moved in with her mother, Tucker, sir.

This probably happened while you were away from the DUmpster for a while, and missed it.

Doug's stupid ex-wife now lives in one of the deserts or mountain ranges of California, with her mother in an ancient trailer.

I'm still researching the possibility that Doug's stupid ex-wife might have been one of Charles Manson's "girls;" although barely, she is old enough to have been.

Thanks.

That's gotta drive her nuts, being the social Butterfly and all.
Title: Re: Doug's stupid ex-wife's dog goes crazy
Post by: kenth on November 19, 2009, 12:55:12 PM
It may be a toothache. Or, if it seems to be more a behavior thing, give her some benadryl.

One of our dogs has spells where he would go manic, trying to eat all the grass he could find and oblivious to everything around him. He would also be gulping, like he was trying to swallow, not unlike hiccups. It seems to be some sort of seizure. The best treatment seems to be benadryl.

But yeah, it could also be that the poor dog has had enough and is desperately seeking mescaline.
Title: Re: Doug's stupid ex-wife's dog goes crazy
Post by: AllosaursRus on November 20, 2009, 02:19:06 AM
When a dog eats grass, it is to invoke a "puke". It's how they keep from getting hairballs like a cat. Anytime you see a dog eating grass he/she is trying to cough something up. Mine will do it if they eat bones and don't break them up into small enough pieces. What's gross is, they chew 'em into smaller pieces and eat them again.