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Title: Slogans for Dick Cheney in 2012
Post by: BlueStateSaint on November 18, 2009, 07:02:26 PM

This is from IAMO, and I got there via RedState.  I went a bit further than I normally would in the quoting, and the last one I quote is why . . .

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Slogans for Dick Cheney in 2012

Posted by Frank J. on November 17, 2009 at 12:04 pm
It would be pretty awesome if Dick Cheney runs for president in 2012; liberal brains would probably explode and they’d all die if he won. He could even have his daughter, Liz Cheney as a running mate (”Take Your Daughter to Lead Day”). Not to get ahead of myself, I already came up with some slogans for Cheney’s presidential run (Exurban Jon also has some slogans, but he totally stole the idea from me):

SLOGANS FOR DICK CHENEY IN 2012

“I know what the hell I’m doing.”

“You’d rather me on your side than against you.”

“Experience, leadership, normal-sized ears.”

“I shoot my friends in the face with a shotgun.  What do you think I’ll do to America’s enemies?”

The whole list is here . . .

http://www.imao.us/index.php/2009/11/slogans-for-dick-cheney-in-2012/

Title: Re: Slogans for Dick Cheney in 2012
Post by: djones520 on November 18, 2009, 07:11:57 PM

'Yes we can of whup ass."   :rotf:

Title: Re: Slogans for Dick Cheney in 2012
Post by: DixieBelle on November 18, 2009, 07:43:06 PM

“I’ll piledrive a foreign leader before I’ll bow to one.”

“Probably not going to win a Nobel Peace Prize.”

“KSM will get to plead his case to my shotgun.”
 :rotf: :bow:

Title: Re: Slogans for Dick Cheney in 2012
Post by: Odin's Hand on November 18, 2009, 10:05:05 PM

Kind of a spin on the shotgun one. "Birdshot is meant for Friends".

...an OH Original