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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: GOBUCKS on November 17, 2009, 10:07:26 PM
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greenbriar (1000+ posts) Tue Nov-17-09 10:51 PM
Original message
bwaha the nutjobs at some alternative reality think I have down's syndrome
based off of a picture I posted of me with my brother and sisters.
jesus but they are stupid.
I graduated from High School 4th in a class of 64
I graduated from a community college with a 4.0
I graduated from a university with a 8.94...my father passed away during one semester
I graduated with my MASTER's degree with a 4.0
but hey if that makes them feel better, then more power too them.
they are also accusing me of making up the whole brush with death incident. As if something like that could be made up. Heck If I needed to make something up, I would have included something like a huge stitches needing gash or something.
But that is okay, if they are so focused on me then they are not that concerned about real issues in the world and are not out holding stupid signs or hollering at REAL people trying to change the world for the better!!!
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x9129879
You know, the question that must be asked is: Where did that high school find 60 kids DUmber than greenbriar?
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Early comments at the DUmp:
kentauros (1000+ posts) Tue Nov-17-09 11:03 PM
Response to Original message
2. Of course, now they'll just poke holes in your post
so you might want to take advantage of the 15-minute limit to make some changes
Gotta go talk to NZ so can't name them all but "power to them" and "3.94" instead of "8.94", unless that's a system I've never heard of
vadawg (1000+ posts) Tue Nov-17-09 11:08 PM
Response to Reply #2
3. hell if your gonna make numbers up 8.94 is just as good as any others :)
The saddest thing is if there are actually students who have her as a teacher. But that seems increasingly unlikely.
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I'm so disappointed. I thought for sure by now those brush with death pictures would be posted.
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Greenbriar's shift key works only for the letter "I".
Greenbriar with "down's syndrome" ??
I always assumed greenbriar was the product of a head injury.
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Sounds to be rather intoxicated if you ask me. :rotf:
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I'm so disappointed. I thought for sure by now those brush with death pictures would be posted.
But she'll show you a picture of a fake Coach purse!
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Ptah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Tue Nov-17-09 11:26 PM
Response to Original message
10. Sign up there. Tell them.
greenbriar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Tue Nov-17-09 11:27 PM
Response to Reply #10
11. I would love to, but I don't want to give them any information
besides they hang on to my every word here so they will see it!
She doesn't want to give any "information". LOLZ! Barring the lies, I know more about her than most of the people I've worked with everyday.
I suppose she should really be given kudos though for being able to access and navigate the Internet and compose vivid tales despite her handicap.
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Het Greenbriar....... :tongue:
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http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x9129879
You know, the question that must be asked is: Where did that high school find 60 kids DUmber than greenbriar?
She graduated before NCLB, so was never expected to spell, write well, use grammar, or think. After graduation, she found out the real world is much different than the education world, so had little choice except to go back into that world as a teacher. I suppose she figured, with a little luck, she could dumb down middle schoolers enough that they wouldn't catch her frequent mistakes. ::)
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http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x9129879
You know, the question that must be asked is: Where did that high school find 60 kids DUmber than greenbriar?
ooops! I made her mad! :evillaugh: :-)
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A friend of mine who reads here has diagnosed Greenbrier.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Munchausen_by_Internet
The term "Münchausen by Internet" was first used in a 2000 article by Marc Feldman, a clinical professor of psychiatry at the University of Alabama at Birmingham. Although Feldman gave a name to the phenomenon in 2000, he co-authored an article on the topic two years earlier in the Western Journal of Medicine, using the description "virtual factitious disorder". Factitious disorders are described in the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders: DSM-IV-TR (DSM) as psychological disorders involving the production of non-existent physical or psychological ailments to earn sympathy. These illnesses are intentionally feigned not for monetary gain or to avoid inconvenient situations, but solely to attract compassion or to control others. Chronic manifestation of factitious disorder is often called Münchausen syndrome, after a book by Rudolf Erich Raspe that presented exaggerated accounts of the adventures of Baron Münchhausen, a German cavalry officer in the Russian Army. When another person's symptoms are faked, such as a child or an elderly parent, it is called factitious disorder by proxy, or Münchausen syndrome by proxy.
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greenbriar (1000+ posts) Tue Nov-17-09 10:51 PM
Original message
bwaha the nutjobs at some alternative reality think I have down's syndrome
based off of a picture I posted of me with my brother and sisters.
jesus but they are stupid.
I graduated from High School 4th in a class of 64
I graduated from a community college with a 4.0
I graduated from a university with a 8.94...my father passed away during one semester
I graduated with my MASTER's degree with a 4.0
but hey if that makes them feel better, then more power too them.
they are also accusing me of making up the whole brush with death incident. As if something like that could be made up. Heck If I needed to make something up, I would have included something like a huge stitches needing gash or something.
But that is okay, if they are so focused on me then they are not that concerned about real issues in the world and are not out holding stupid signs or hollering at REAL people trying to change the world for the better!!!
Oh ok! So you're saying you don't? Just a bit homely then i suppose! :evillaugh:
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Ok I think we should rename Greenbriar "The Corky Primitive" or "The Life Goes On Primitive"? :-)
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Greenbriar's shift key works only for the letter "I".
Greenbriar with "down's syndrome" ??
I always assumed greenbriar was the product of a head injury.
Or her Mama was a drug addict during pregnancy and she was born addicted. A habit that has been with her throughout her whole life, I might add.
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So, Green--how's that reconciliation with your daughter going, or is she waiting until you FINALLY put your foot down and put your houseguest/drunk/pusher out once and for all? I mean, it MUST be a bitch putting a greater priority on someone who is
stealing you blind enabling your bad behavior than your own flesh and blood.
Oh, and I hear they're charging more for cruises now--better get your hubby to pay for one before you hate his ass next week.
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huge stitches needing gash or something.
:-) Don't Southern boys call a certain something "gash?"
She corrected the 8.94 but none of the other errors. She is quite giddy, being the attention whore and all. Others are asking "why are you posting this?"
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:-) Don't Southern boys call a certain something "gash?"
She corrected the 8.94 but none of the other errors. She is quite giddy, being the attention whore and all. Others are asking "why are you posting this?"
Southern boys do/did say co*k for it. Unless you knew the vernacular, it could cause some eyebrow raising.
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This whole thread is an absolute delight. :-)
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She is one of the ugliest, stupidest people I have ever encountered.
She's even ugly and stupid by DU standards.
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She suffers from Mongaloidism...I mean how else do you explain it?
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Ptah (1000+ posts) Tue Nov-17-09 11:31 PM
Response to Reply #11
12. I think you misunderstood.
Why pollute the lounge with this?
Wow -- even the Lounge doesn't want to hear it!! :loser:
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Oh and BTW Greenie,
But that is okay, if they are so focused on me then they are not that concerned about real issues in the world and are not out holding stupid signs
I can manage to do both.
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So, Green--how's that reconciliation with your daughter going, or is she waiting until you FINALLY put your foot down and put your houseguest/drunk/pusher out once and for all? I mean, it MUST be a bitch putting a greater priority on someone who is stealing you blind enabling your bad behavior than your own flesh and blood.
Oh, and I hear they're charging more for cruises now--better get your hubby to pay for one before you hate his ass next week.
Wonder if she can get a cruise with the same lounge singer she announced to all the world how madly in love she was with.
Greenbriar...you are a lying piece of crap that even the insane at the DUmp think is an idiot.
What does that tell you?! :cheersmate:
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8.94 what?? percent?
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Yep...she can`t spell but received perfect grades. :whatever:
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greenbriar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Tue Nov-17-09 11:27 PM
Response to Reply #10
11. I would love to, but I don't want to give them any information
besides they hang on to my every word here so they will see it!
Greenbriar, you stupid cow! Everything people know about you have been posted by YOU on a PUBLIC message board. Perhaps while working on your MASTERS you forgot those everyday words us common folk use. Public means anyone on the freaking Internet CAN SEE IT! Here's what you've shown the world:
You go on a yearly cruise (which implies disposable income) but still inquired about shopping at a food bank (generally used by those who can't afford yearly cruises) because you couldn't afford high grocery prices. Your main concern? Whether the quality and variety were up to your standards.
Your husband is an abusive drunk except when he's giving you expensive gifts, taking you on a cruise, or those rare occasions when you're horny (lucky for the rest of the world those are few and far between because I'm getting flaccid just thinking about it and I don't even have a dick).
You had an affair (or a near miss) on one of your cruises with some guy who lives in Alaska. After only a week you were seriously considering leaving your drunk, abusive husband to be with this guy. After a week long cruise. After an angst-filled whine fest that could rival that of any 15 year old trying to decide which dress to buy for the prom you decided not to go. The reason, you said, was because you didn't want to leave your poor daughter with an abusive father (that would be the drunk who buys you expensive gifts and takes you on cruises). Evidently, the impact on her of having mommy run off with some cabana boy didn't even enter your mind (probably too many facts stored there from that 8.94 college education).
Your daughter, who appears to get along with her drunk, abusive father better than her long-suffering "saintly" mother was going to join the Army...hubby even signed the papers...and then she wasn't. She went to live with grandma instead because she didn't want to be around YOU.
Black children in your class want you to be their slave owner because they think you're just so peachy keen and nice.
I didn't follow the whole stomach thing because, frankly, sometimes you can be so ****ing predictable and tedious.
Cindie
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Sounds to be rather intoxicated if you ask me. :rotf:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/d/d2/EverclearHiRes.jpg/300px-EverclearHiRes.jpg)
So sad to see someone fall down drunk at their keyboard so early in the day.
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Ok I think we should rename Greenbriar "The Corky Primitive" or "The Life Goes On Primitive"? :-)
The Ob-la-di Ob-bla-da Primitive? :uhsure:
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The Ob-la-di Ob-bla-da Primitive? :uhsure:
I kinda like this characterization.
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Main Entry: 1DUm·my
Pronunciation: \ˈdə-mē\
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural dummies
Etymology: 1dumb + 4-y
Date: 1598
1 a : Greenbriar
2 a : a person who is incapable of speaking b : a person who is habitually silent c : a stupid person
3 a : the exposed hand in bridge played by the declarer in addition to his or her own hand b : a bridge player whose hand is a dummy
4 : an imitation, copy, or likeness of something used as a substitute: as a : mannequin b : a stuffed figure or cylindrical bag used by football players for tackling and blocking practice c : a large puppet usually having movable features (as mouth and arms) manipulated by a ventriloquist d chiefly British : pacifier 2
5 : one seeming to act independently but in reality controlled by another
6 a : a mock-up of a proposed publication (as a book or magazine) b : a set of pages (as for a newspaper or magazine) with the position of text and artwork indicated for the printer
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http://www.greenbriar.net/
Greenbriar Treatment Center offers help and hope to those suffering from addiction, and support for the people who love them.
Our approach to treatment is based on respect for the dignity of the people we serve and the belief that addiction is a treatable disease.
Our chemical dependency treatment providers and MISA (mental illness, substance abuse) professionals will assist you in developing a lifelong recovery plan as you begin your journey towards a sober and serene life.
Chemical Dependency and Dual Diagnosis issues do not have to control your life. Help is available!
Please call Greenbriar today. A better life is waiting for you.
Mary Banaszak
Chief Executive Office
Suggest you give them a call. Might get a discount for being a founding member.
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bwaha the nutjobs at some alternative reality think I have down's syndrome
I wonder if she noticed none of her fellow DUmmies disagreed.
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I wonder if she noticed none of her fellow DUmmies disagreed.
BOOYAA!
That left a mark :-)
She even posted a link to the pic thread so everyone could see for themselves just how much we're right.
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Ugh...GB if you're reading this you really should change your photobucket account setting to "private", didn't need to see the tramp stamp :thatsright:. Also, for someone so concerned with not putting their "information" out there, it seems pretty damn ignorant to link to a photo account that uses your full name.
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For real !!!!
:lmao:
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Ugh...GB if you're reading this you really should change your photobucket account setting to "private", didn't need to see the tramp stamp :thatsright:. Also, for someone so concerned with not putting their "information" out there, it seems pretty damn ignorant to link to a photo account that uses your full name.
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_xXBVfwJLgJM/RxVwKmYSEsI/AAAAAAAAAGg/7M4iXtwTdis/s320/head+slap.gif)
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Ugh...GB if you're reading this you really should change your photobucket account setting to "private", didn't need to see the tramp stamp :thatsright:. Also, for someone so concerned with not putting their "information" out there, it seems pretty damn ignorant to link to a photo account that uses your full name.
Awww come on she was being sneaky. Last,first and she added 01 to the end to throw off suspicion.
::)
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Awww come on she was being sneaky. Last,first and she added 01 to the end to throw off suspicion.
No way is she that clever. Her last name is pam01. The pam01 family is well known in Wichita. And I would have bet the farm that she had a tramp stamp.
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She looks more like Rocky Dennis than Corky.
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Also, for someone so concerned with not putting their "information" out there, it seems pretty damn ignorant to link to a photo account that uses your full name.
Yeah, she made the sparkling husband primitive mistake there.
My fellow alum Skins has really got to mentor his charges, the primitives, on internet security.
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Greenbriar, you stupid cow! Everything people know about you have been posted by YOU on a PUBLIC message board. Perhaps while working on your MASTERS you forgot those everyday words us common folk use. Public means anyone on the freaking Internet CAN SEE IT! Here's what you've shown the world:
You go on a yearly cruise (which implies disposable income) but still inquired about shopping at a food bank (generally used by those who can't afford yearly cruises) because you couldn't afford high grocery prices. Your main concern? Whether the quality and variety were up to your standards.
Your husband is an abusive drunk except when he's giving you expensive gifts, taking you on a cruise, or those rare occasions when you're horny (lucky for the rest of the world those are few and far between because I'm getting flaccid just thinking about it and I don't even have a dick).
You had an affair (or a near miss) on one of your cruises with some guy who lives in Alaska. After only a week you were seriously considering leaving your drunk, abusive husband to be with this guy. After a week long cruise. After an angst-filled whine fest that could rival that of any 15 year old trying to decide which dress to buy for the prom you decided not to go. The reason, you said, was because you didn't want to leave your poor daughter with an abusive father (that would be the drunk who buys you expensive gifts and takes you on cruises). Evidently, the impact on her of having mommy run off with some cabana boy didn't even enter your mind (probably too many facts stored there from that 8.94 college education).
Your daughter, who appears to get along with her drunk, abusive father better than her long-suffering "saintly" mother was going to join the Army...hubby even signed the papers...and then she wasn't. She went to live with grandma instead because she didn't want to be around YOU.
Black children in your class want you to be their slave owner because they think you're just so peachy keen and nice.
I didn't follow the whole stomach thing because, frankly, sometimes you can be so ****ing predictable and tedious.
Cindie
Delilah? She has alot more than that out there. The idiot uses her real name in multiple places ! I just found out alot of stuff about her from a friend in less than 5 minutes! :o
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I knew a lot about her a few months back. She makes it far too easy.
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I knew a lot about her a few months back. She makes it far too easy.
:loser:
Yes she does! I don't think i would be blustering as much as she is if I had the kind of info she has out there about me! :o
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If she thinks her husband has been an abusive drunk in the past, what does she think he'd do if he knew she has spread his name, photograph, and address all over the internet, while bragging about how wealthy they are? It's one thing to be a DUmmy, but quite another to be that DUMB.
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Oh my.
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If she thinks her husband has been an abusive drunk in the past, what does she think he'd do if he knew she has spread his name, photograph, and address all over the internet, while bragging about how wealthy they are? It's one thing to be a DUmmy, but quite another to be that DUMB.
That isn't DUMB, it's STUPID. Someone who purports to have all this knowledge should know better.
(You reading this, GB?)
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I knew a lot about her a few months back. She makes it far too easy.
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The fact that someone this stupid person is actually teaching children should scare the piss out of anyone with children in public school because the majority of teachers out there share her philosophy, if not her stupidity. Still, I didn't think they gave Masters degrees in moonbat hatred.
Cindie
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There's a difference when you use your real name on the internet and dont lie. I use my real name quite a bit, and have zero qualms about it. Why? Because whatever I post is the absolute truth, take it or leave it. It helps I am not beholdened to anyone, jobwise, especially not as a shaper of young minds. That sh*t is bananas. There's no way I would even post a 1/10th of what I do if I thought it might come back and bite me on the posterior. DUmmies-for a very real reason.
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(You reading this, GB?)
Oh she's reading, like the trainwreck she is, she can't help it. Now as to comprehending, that's a whole nuther thing. I just checked and she's still not bright enough to take her PB account private. So evidently while she's over here reveling in her Attention Whore thread she's not actually paying attention while she's masturbating over it.
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http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x9132551
She mocked up a photo for everyone of the horrible accident she was almost killed in. Just took a few days to get it all sorted out ya know.
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I see Pam01 STILL hasn't gotten a clue yet. The account's still wide open with her name blared across the top of the pages.
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I see Pam01 STILL hasn't gotten a clue yet. The account's still wide open with her name blared across the top of the pages.
Mark's gonna kick her ass 'til it's between her shoulder blades.
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Mark's gonna kick her ass 'til it's between her shoulder blades.
How about poor Jesse? I'm thinking he outta be pissed that he's now a known associate due to his hormonal needs. :rotf:
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http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x9132551
She mocked up a photo for everyone of the horrible accident she was almost killed in. Just took a few days to get it all sorted out ya know.
ad-Bot has an ad for Enterprise rent a car. :rotf:
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I see Pam01 STILL hasn't gotten a clue yet. The account's still wide open with her name blared across the top of the pages.
Pam finally got a clue and made her photo bucket account private. :lmao:
That was one horrible accident! Broke the glass and everything! She made it sound like the car came completely through the "Landrymat". :loser:
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"Landrymat"
Is that something a Dallas Cowboys coach would wipe his feet on? :uhsure:
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Pam finally got a clue and made her photo bucket account private. :lmao:
The shot of her with her brother and sisters was tltled "sibblings". Poor stupid Beth Ferrari is still the dumbest person on all the internets, but Pam gives her a run for her money.
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Is that something a Dallas Cowboys coach would wipe his feet on? :uhsure:
:rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
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THAT is her brush with death ? :whatever:
One of her daughter's pictures had Ho written at the top. :rotf:
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THAT is her brush with death ? :whatever:
One of her daughter's pictures had Ho written at the top. :rotf:
Holli is okay. She's apparently normal. She realizes her mother is a hopeless lunatic, and she had to leave home as a teenager. I really feel sorry for her. Kids raised by deranged parents who then build a decent life for themselves deserve admiration. I'm also surprised she had to accept that last minute desperation prom date.
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How does someone get this stupid?
They practice, practice, practice!
That is all, goodnight
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How does someone get this stupid?
They practice, practice, practice!
That is all, goodnight
For some, there is inbred ability, which the practice sharpens.
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Tangerine La Bamba thinks she's an idiot, and they're two Peas in the same pod.
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Those are not Kansas plates on that car.
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Those are not Kansas plates on that car.
They look like the Kansas plates with the wheat field and the State Capitol on them.