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Title: Doug's stupid ex-wife makes a pie
Post by: franksolich on November 15, 2009, 09:38:39 AM
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Oh my.

Doug's stupid ex-wife:

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EFerrari  (1000+ posts)        Sat Nov-14-09 06:21 PM
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Wow. I just made my first pie here at the ranch and rolling out that pastry was like working with old Playdough. It's hard to believe how much difference the dryness here makes. I'm going to try it again, with less flour and more water. Hope that first one tastes better than it rolled.

The "ranch."  Heh.

Grandma, with her usual encouraging words:

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hippywife  (1000+ posts)        Sat Nov-14-09 06:46 PM
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1. I bet it will taste fine.

Even if it didn't roll out quite right or look like it's supposed to, it usually tastes good.

Spaketh the Queen of the Mummy Danish Braid.

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EFerrari  (1000+ posts)        Sat Nov-14-09 07:03 PM
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2. LOL! But you don't know, hippywife.

I once made pancakes that were so bad, my German Shepard wouldn't go near them.

It was just a funny thing. It looked like pastry and felt like pastry until I went to roll it out.

Another example of why primitives should be forbidden from owning pets.

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hippywife  (1000+ posts)        Sat Nov-14-09 07:34 PM
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3. Never lose faith until you nearly choke on the first bite.
Title: Re: Doug's stupid ex-wife makes a pie
Post by: GOBUCKS on November 15, 2009, 11:23:36 AM
How can poor, stupid Beth Ferrari, the DUmbest person on all the internets, bake in the "kitchen" of a travel trailer? She's already told us that little camper is the only inhabitable structure on the goat farm, and she and her dogs have crowded into in with her mother. Baking a pie will likely use up one of her 15lb. propane cylinders. I suspect this is an imaginary pie.