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Title: I believe Sarah Palin suffers
Post by: CC27 on November 14, 2009, 09:57:57 AM
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I believe Sarah Palin suffers   Updated at 5:52 AM
   
Edited on Sat Nov-14-09 08:12 AM by Are_grits_groceries
from ADD. She also has a complete inability to process the English language. Her brain collects her thoughts into short phrases.

In her actions, she jumps from one motion or plan to another randomly. She also responds to anything that catches her attention in the tiniest way. Following her physically is like following a frog with a sunburned ass. When she stops, she jumps again almost immediately because of a stimulus.

Verbally, she also jumps around randomly and catches the phrases she has composed as they float by in her brain. Whatever floats by is what she will say. Certain words will always come up because they are permanently in the flow. Examples would be 'lower taxes', 'you betcha', 'freedom loving', and 'family values.'

I said that she 'suffers.' I misspoke. Anybody who tries to follow her and make any sense of what she does will suffer. She's as happy and oblivious as a pig in slop.

 :mental:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x7013524
Title: Re: I believe Sarah Palin suffers
Post by: Carl on November 14, 2009, 10:06:16 AM
Of all the forums I have ever viewed none is as randomly created and structured as the DUmp,you can`t follow a long thread with any idea what one is responding to.

On top of that there are no lazier posters then DUmmies as far as trying to make coherent sentences out of their thoughts.
They write just as one would daydream so to accuse Sarah of this is laughable.
Title: Re: I believe Sarah Palin suffers
Post by: crockspot on November 14, 2009, 10:18:34 AM
Can you imagine their distress if the rest of the world was calling her Madam President? I know it is too much to hope for, but we can dream of the DUmmy tooth gnashing.
Title: Re: I believe Sarah Palin suffers
Post by: jinxmchue on November 14, 2009, 10:35:06 AM
:mental:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x7013524

Well, GWB isn't around for them to make fun of anymore, so they have a new target.  I'd bet Palin is several IQ points above most of the DUmmies, though.
Title: Re: I believe Sarah Palin suffers
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on November 14, 2009, 10:47:01 AM
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She also responds to anything that catches her attention in the tiniest way.

Yeah, thousand-post DUers have LOTS of room to throw stones on that one!

 :rotf:
Title: Re: I believe Sarah Palin suffers
Post by: BlueStateSaint on November 14, 2009, 01:46:26 PM
Can you imagine their distress if the rest of the world was calling her Madam President? I know it is too much to hope for, but we can dream of the DUmmy tooth gnashing.

Three years from now, we may just be finding that out! :fuelfire:
Title: Re: I believe Sarah Palin suffers
Post by: ColonialMarine0431 on November 14, 2009, 04:38:31 PM
Of all the forums I have ever viewed none is as randomly created and structured as the DUmp,you can`t follow a long thread with any idea what one is responding to.

On top of that there are no lazier posters then DUmmies as far as trying to make coherent sentences out of their thoughts.
They write just as one would daydream so to accuse Sarah of this is laughable.

Agreed. The whole format is illogical and hard to follow.
Title: Re: I believe Sarah Palin suffers
Post by: thundley4 on November 14, 2009, 05:22:00 PM
Agreed. The whole format is illogical and hard to follow.

Frank explained it to me once, but I still don't make sense of the thread arrangement.  Plus when they move a thread from one forum to another, it just vanishes from the original forum.
Title: Re: I believe Sarah Palin suffers
Post by: franksolich on November 14, 2009, 08:08:32 PM
Frank explained it to me once, but I still don't make sense of the thread arrangement.  Plus when they move a thread from one forum to another, it just vanishes from the original forum.

Because the primitives are too lazy or too inconsiderate or too illiterate to "quote" such as we do here, my fellow alum Skins has it set up so that when a primitive wishes to respond to a particular comment (and not the original topic), the primitive posts immediately below the comment to which the primitive is responding.

It makes a mess sooner or later, because it means comments show up as 1, 2, 3, 9, 25, 4, 5, 7, 6, 23, 24, and so on, as the comments themselves are numbered in chronological order.

If one takes a primitive bonfire and assorts it according to chronological (numerical), one can catch some primitive lies, as the primitives take advantage of the mess to lie about things.  But that takes a lot of work, and so I do it only when I'm on to something about the primitives.
Title: Re: I believe Sarah Palin suffers
Post by: Carl on November 14, 2009, 08:25:16 PM
Because the primitives are too lazy or too inconsiderate or too illiterate to "quote" such as we do here, my fellow alum Skins has it set up so that when a primitive wishes to respond to a particular comment (and not the original topic), the primitive posts immediately below the comment to which the primitive is responding.

It makes a mess sooner or later, because it means comments show up as 1, 2, 3, 9, 25, 4, 5, 7, 6, 23, 24, and so on, as the comments themselves are numbered in chronological order.

If one takes a primitive bonfire and assorts it according to chronological (numerical), one can catch some primitive lies, as the primitives take advantage of the mess to lie about things.  But that takes a lot of work, and so I do it only when I'm on to something about the primitives.

I said once before that it was because they only cared about what they had to say was the reason they don`t try to quote but it does beg the question why?

If responding to a statement why would a person not want it clear what they were agreeing or disagreeing with?
Title: Re: I believe Sarah Palin suffers
Post by: franksolich on November 14, 2009, 08:28:45 PM
If responding to a statement why would a person not want it clear what they were agreeing or disagreeing with?

Because the primitives just want to yap; the primitives don't care if the other person isn't paying attention to them.  The primitives just want to yap, and it's unimportant if no one is listening.
Title: Re: I believe Sarah Palin suffers
Post by: littlelamb on November 14, 2009, 09:08:49 PM
Three years from now, we may just be finding that out! :fuelfire:

I hope so I have said in other threads that I want to see her reside at 1600 Penn Ave