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Title: primitive questions cubed bread
Post by: franksolich on November 13, 2009, 09:00:14 PM
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Oh my.

The questions the primitives have.

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firedupdem  (1000+ posts)      Fri Nov-13-09 10:21 AM
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Question about bread.....

I found a recipe that calls for 6 cups of cubed bread. Where does one find cubed bread?

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Dora  (1000+ posts)        Fri Nov-13-09 11:04 AM
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1. Buy a loaf of bread and cut it up. 

It's easy and fast.

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firedupdem  (1000+ posts)      Fri Nov-13-09 11:09 AM
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2. Doh??

I feel dumb.

Would you suggest white bread for this recipe or not?

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NMDemDist2  (1000+ posts)        Fri Nov-13-09 11:14 AM
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3. any bread would work, my motherinlaw makes this ahead of time when we're having big family breakfast gatherings

she usually uses wheat bread

The defrocked warped primitive:

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Warpy  (1000+ posts)        Fri Nov-13-09 02:08 PM
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5. That's the cheap and easy way 

but you can find dried, cubed bread in most supermarkets this time of year, waiting to go into turkeys.

Some varieties are seasoned and some are not.

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japple  (1000+ posts)      Fri Nov-13-09 05:44 PM
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6. Or you could use packaged croutons.

Duh.
Title: Re: primitive questions cubed bread
Post by: Carl on November 13, 2009, 09:05:19 PM
Good Lord they are helpless.
Title: Re: primitive questions cubed bread
Post by: Hawkgirl on November 13, 2009, 09:07:18 PM
 :stupidpeople:
Title: Re: primitive questions cubed bread
Post by: Freeper on November 13, 2009, 09:07:48 PM
God help them if they have to separate eggs. I can just picture them putting each whole egg in a separate place.  :lmao:
Title: Re: primitive questions cubed bread
Post by: franksolich on November 13, 2009, 09:16:48 PM
God help them if they have to separate eggs. I can just picture them putting each whole egg in a separate place.

I've always noticed, among the cooking and baking primitives, their inability to grasp the concept that one thing can have more than one use.

Multi-purpose cookery, such as pots and pans.

It just never seems to occur to the primitives, that one can use a pot or a pan for more than one thing.

When boasting of their cookery, or whining about their lack of space for cookery, the cooking and baking primitives have a habit of itemizing their utensils.

The primitives apparently keep one 2-quart pot for boiling beans, a second 2-quart pot for boiling corn, a third 2-quart pot for boiling peas, a fourth 2-quart pot for boiling rice, a fifth 2-quart pot for boiling carrots, a sixth 2-quart pot for boiling yams, a seventh 2-quart pot for boiling noodles, and so on.

It just never occurs to the primitives that an item can have more than one use--for example, a cookie sheet works for pizza just as well as for cookies, or a pie spatula works for cake just as well as for pie, or a butcher knife works for unsliced bread just as well as for meat.

The primitives just can't grab that concept, that things can have more than one use.
Title: Re: primitive questions cubed bread
Post by: Hawkgirl on November 13, 2009, 09:17:21 PM
I certainly don't want to see these degenerates whip eggs either..
Title: Re: primitive questions cubed bread
Post by: Freeper on November 13, 2009, 09:19:30 PM
I certainly don't want to see these degenerates whip eggs either..

They probably are afraid of hurting the egg by whipping or beating it.

I like your sig line Pink Floyd is one of my favorite groups.
Title: Re: primitive questions cubed bread
Post by: Celtic Rose on November 13, 2009, 09:30:55 PM
How do these people manage to feed themselves?  :banghead:
Title: Re: primitive questions cubed bread
Post by: Hawkgirl on November 13, 2009, 09:34:17 PM


I like your sig line Pink Floyd is one of my favorite groups.

Same here....I listen to them when I want to relax.  Thier lyrics are the best out there.
Title: Re: primitive questions cubed bread
Post by: jinxmchue on November 13, 2009, 09:45:47 PM
Oh, man.   :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf:  I suck at cooking, but even I knew what cubed bread was!   :thatsright:
Title: Re: primitive questions cubed bread
Post by: Duke Nukum on November 13, 2009, 09:51:53 PM
I've always noticed, among the cooking and baking primitives, their inability to grasp the concept that one thing can have more than one use.

Multi-purpose cookery, such as pots and pans.

It just never seems to occur to the primitives, that one can use a pot or a pan for more than one thing.

When boasting of their cookery, or whining about their lack of space for cookery, the cooking and baking primitives have a habit of itemizing their utensils.

The primitives apparently keep one 2-quart pot for boiling beans, a second 2-quart pot for boiling corn, a third 2-quart pot for boiling peas, a fourth 2-quart pot for boiling rice, a fifth 2-quart pot for boiling carrots, a sixth 2-quart pot for boiling yams, a seventh 2-quart pot for boiling noodles, and so on.

It just never occurs to the primitives that an item can have more than one use--for example, a cookie sheet works for pizza just as well as for cookies, or a pie spatula works for cake just as well as for pie, or a butcher knife works for unsliced bread just as well as for meat.

The primitives just can't grab that concept, that things can have more than one use.
Some people just don't like their food to touch.

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I believe most people don't like their food to touch, they just don't have the guts to admit it.
--Adrian Monk

Now, I know you could point out something logical and reasonable about how peas and corn and yams aren't cooked in the same 2 quart pot at the same time but you're forgetting homeopathy.  Also, prims take ideological purity to extreme levels.
Title: Re: primitive questions cubed bread
Post by: Freeper on November 13, 2009, 09:58:03 PM
Same here....I listen to them when I want to relax.  Thier lyrics are the best out there.

Roger Waters is a huge moonbat though  :-)
Title: Re: primitive questions cubed bread
Post by: Hawkgirl on November 13, 2009, 11:33:33 PM
Roger Waters is a huge moonbat though  :-)

Yeah? well, he gets a pass then.  And I don't give out passes too often..but hey..It's Floyd.. :-)
Title: Re: primitive questions cubed bread
Post by: Freeper on November 14, 2009, 07:52:49 AM
Yeah? well, he gets a pass then.  And I don't give out passes too often..but hey..It's Floyd.. :-)

One of my other favorite singers is a moonbat too, Peter Gabriel.  :-)
Title: Re: primitive questions cubed bread
Post by: BlueStateSaint on November 14, 2009, 08:02:33 AM
One of my other favorite singers is a moonbat too, Peter Gabriel.  :-)

I know the feeling--I'm a Springsteen fan.  ::) :whatever:
Title: Re: primitive questions cubed bread
Post by: bijou on November 14, 2009, 08:52:36 AM
It amazes me that the OP manages to keep breathing without instructions.  :whatever:
Title: Re: primitive questions cubed bread
Post by: vesta111 on November 15, 2009, 02:23:20 AM
It amazes me that the OP manages to keep breathing without instructions.  :whatever:

 :lmao:    I want to watch them cook a live lobster.

Title: Re: primitive questions cubed bread
Post by: franksolich on November 15, 2009, 04:56:13 AM
I want to watch them cook a live lobster.

Actually, a few years ago, there was a primitive bonfire about cooking and dining upon a human afterbirth--but I don't recall if that was in the cooking and baking forum, or in General Discussion.
Title: Re: primitive questions cubed bread
Post by: miskie on November 15, 2009, 09:09:32 AM
:lmao:    I want to watch them cook a live lobster.

I do it all the time - I have a nice big steamer pot for those - this is the same as mine, without the lobster picture.

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51ECT8Y837L._SL500_AA280_.jpg)

Clams, mussels vegetables, and of course the lobsters go in the top, boiling water in the bottom. Oddly enough, this is the only specialized pot I use, mainly because of its size -- Its huge.

Anyway, cooking lobsters is easy if you know how - I get the pot steaming away first, while the lobsters are in the freezer going into partial hibernation - going from the cold to the hot steam kills them instantly, and keeps them from curling up. on the lobsters go the vegetables, then the clams and mussels on top. Once the clams are all opened, and the potatoes are soft, dinner is ready.

Edited to add :: I forgot the other meats ! Sausage, Hot dogs, and spicy Portuguese chourico end up in the pot as well.
Title: Re: primitive questions cubed bread
Post by: diesel driver on November 15, 2009, 09:19:53 AM
I certainly don't want to see these degenerates whip eggs either..

Whip eggs?

"GASP"!!!   :overreaction:

Whipping eggs is TORTURE!!!!   :sad1:
Title: Re: primitive questions cubed bread
Post by: miskie on November 15, 2009, 09:22:49 AM
Whip eggs?

"GASP"!!!   :overreaction:

Whipping eggs is TORTURE!!!!   :sad1:

Oh, I suspect if the whipping involves ball gags, leather hoods with zippers, and same-sex participants, its okay with them.
Title: Re: primitive questions cubed bread
Post by: diesel driver on November 15, 2009, 09:29:57 AM
Oh, I suspect if the whipping involves ball gags, leather hoods with zippers, and same-sex participants, its okay with them.
It's only torture if it's done by a conservative....   :rotf:
Title: Re: primitive questions cubed bread
Post by: miskie on November 15, 2009, 09:33:19 AM
It's only torture if it's done by a conservative....   :rotf:

I think it could make a great new show on The Food Network - "Cooking With The Gimp"