The Conservative Cave
The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: asdf2231 on November 13, 2009, 12:19:08 AM
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Sent: Thu 11/05/09 12:27 AM
To:
International Monetary Fund(IMF)
Foreign Debt Reconcilation and Settlement
Senior Resident Representative in NigeriaThomas Adeniran
Email: thomas_adeniran300@yahoo.
cnExecutive Controller in Nigeria and Debt Reconciliation OfficerPlot 39,
Ozumba Victoria Island Lagos Nigeria.
Telephone: Direct line: +234-80-73089969
Attn: Beneficiary.
Subject: Re: Intercepted Transfer Of US$10.5million It has come to our notice in our Headquarters building (I.M.F) Washington D.C, U.S.A that your impending funds, which was intercepted,has not been released to you ,We noticed that you made several attempt to transfer your funds but to no avail.
Our investigation continued to the African, European and United State Department of the International Monetary Fund (I.M.F),The monitoring team gave an unsatisfactory report to your transaction, hence the chairman is presently under investigation for conspiracy with your representative with intensions to divert your funds. We have the absolute right and authority to pay any funds emaniting as a proceed of Inheritance, Contract payment, Business representative, Bogus cheque, Lottery and ATM Card transactions.
You are advised to desist from contacting anyone including your agent or representative in this regard because International Monetary Fund has taken full responsibility to transfer your fund to you,respond to this mail by providing your full information below. You are free to call me on my direct telephone number +234-80-73089969 for oral conversation on the way forward to enabling you get your funds. YOUR FULL NAME:YOUR ADDRESS:YOUR TELE/FAX NUMBER:YOUR OCCUPATION:
Respond urgently for payment.
Yours Faithfully,
Mr Thomas Adeniran.
African Department DirectorI.M.F
10.5 MEEEEEEEEELION DOLLARS Beyotches! HAH!
I'm gonna buy me a solid gold toilet and a See-ment pond!
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DUDE!
There were TWO of these in my email!!!!! :hyper:
我有新的電郵地址！
你現可電郵給我：bmben_umar@yahoo.com.hk
- Dear Friend,
How are you today?
I hope you are fine I am Ben Umar, The son of a Late Chief Agyman Umar of D R CONGO who was killed during the war in my country. I came to know you in the course of my search for a reliable and God fearing business partner.
I have a trunk box(Family inheritance) worth $20million U.S Dollar with a Security/Shipping Company Abroad. My Late father business partner Mr. Richard Williams, who was suppose to help us receive this consignment was asking for 50% of the fund.
We stopped the delivery because that was not our initial agreement. We are willing to give you 30% of the total fund for your assistance. Please do get back to me if you are willing to help us receive this consignment.
Email address: bmbenumar3@gmail.com
Thanks and God Bless.
Regards, Ben umar.
For the family
OMG my worries are OVER!
I may get an underground lair and MINIONS!
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Now someone kin learn you how to cipher!
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business partner Mr. Richard Williams
I always wondered what happened to my LPO when I got out of the Guard. Now I know.
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I may be a millionaire, too.
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Hilarious is the broken English! All your base are belong to us!