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Title: Tampa man calls 911, asks for sex, gets jail instead
Post by: bijou on November 12, 2009, 10:36:44 AM
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Joshua Basso said his cell phone ran out of minutes Wednesday, so he called the one number he knew is always free — 911 — with an unusual request.

He wanted someone to have sex with him.

When 911 operators hung up on him, he called back four times, police said. ...
link (http://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafety/crime/tampa-man-calls-911-asks-for-sex-gets-jail-instead/1051255)

Perhaps someone should make some tv ads informing people what constitutes an emergency.
Title: Re: Tampa man calls 911, asks for sex, gets jail instead
Post by: Chris on November 12, 2009, 10:48:56 AM
He may get sex, but it may not be the kind he was looking for.
Title: Re: Tampa man calls 911, asks for sex, gets jail instead
Post by: BlueStateSaint on November 12, 2009, 11:19:35 AM
What's his DU name?

 :loser: :loser: :loser: :loser: :loser:
Title: Re: Tampa man calls 911, asks for sex, gets jail instead
Post by: Chump on November 12, 2009, 11:30:36 AM
Quote from: Chris on November 12, 2009, 10:48:56 AM
He may get sex, but it may not be the kind he was looking for.

 :lmao:

Surprise sex?

(http://www.motifake.com/demotivational-poster/0812/its-not-rape-demotivational-poster-1228397820.jpg)
Title: Re: Tampa man calls 911, asks for sex, gets jail instead
Post by: Eupher on November 12, 2009, 12:30:51 PM
What the hell did this guy think 911 is?

Dial-a-bj?

Rim-jobs-R-us?

Insert & Repeat?

Fornication Follies?

Cybersex-for-Dummies?