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Title: hypochondrial mopinko primitive sees another specialist
Post by: franksolich on November 12, 2009, 07:24:49 AM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=317x3746

Oh my.

You know, I hope the hypochondrial mopinko primitive is planning to donate her body to medical science--either before, or after, she kicks off--because she's surely a phenomenon.  In case one doesn't know, the hypochondrial mopinko primitive's had every ailment ever known in the whole history of mankind, and some yet unnamed.

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mopinko  (1000+ posts)        Wed Nov-11-09 11:08 AM
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another f'ing specialist. ugh.  

been battling some asthma-like stuff, with some gerd mixed in, for a year now, trying to sort it out. pcp gave up yesterday and wants me to see a pulmonologist. still trying to sort out the sleep stuff, and wondering if this is related. when it first started i did have the sensation that it was waking me up at night. maybe i have gotten used to that, and that is still what is going on. don't really perceive it that way, but... i am scheduled for a more extensive sleep study in 2 weeks. can i have one set of junk at a time? prolly no.

the new guy is supposed to also be a sleep specialist, which i suppose is good. but i was hoping the current guy, who is a neurologist, could sort out some of the lingering nerve issues that never resolved after disc fusion.

ugh. ugh. ugh.

No primitives at the bonfire yet, but I'll check later.
Title: Re: hypochondrial mopinko primitive sees another specialist
Post by: Chump on November 12, 2009, 08:53:38 AM
Most of it is probably from being a hateful DUmmie asshole 24-7.  An evil mentality has a way of wrecking the body, ya know?
Title: Re: hypochondrial mopinko primitive sees another specialist
Post by: franksolich on November 12, 2009, 09:00:35 AM
Most of it is probably from being a hateful DUmmie asshole 24-7.  An evil mentality has a way of wrecking the body, ya know?

Granted, and I'm not sure any of the primitives understand what Hate does to the body.

It corrupts, it erodes, it obstructs, it deviates, it weakens, the body as much as the Immortal Soul. 

Hate is a tangible thing.
Title: Re: hypochondrial mopinko primitive sees another specialist
Post by: jtyangel on November 12, 2009, 09:25:56 AM
I'm convinced the rampant hypochondria over there is why they want the 'free' healthcare too. They want to push, push, and doctor shop with no financial repercussions to themselves. That way there is never a time they have to stop and say maybe there really is nothing wrong with me, at least serious.
Title: Re: hypochondrial mopinko primitive sees another specialist
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on November 12, 2009, 09:55:55 AM
Just take the black capsule and get it over with, pinko, we have enough brain-dead and fictional voters here already, between KC, Columbia, and St. Louis.
Title: Re: hypochondrial mopinko primitive sees another specialist
Post by: GOBUCKS on November 12, 2009, 02:07:22 PM
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pcp gave up yesterday

For a lot of normal people, "PCP" means primary care physician. For democrat DUmmies, it is more often the abbreviation for the drug angel dust.

DUmmies seem to always casting be about for some kind of designer ailment that can qualifty them for disability payments or some other kind of SS benefits. Chronic fatigue, fibromyalgia, phantom allergies, and assorted back ailments are their faves. The holy grail they all pursue is to sue a drug company for causing their worthless, cheerless lives.
Title: Re: hypochondrial mopinko primitive sees another specialist
Post by: delilahmused on November 12, 2009, 02:18:04 PM
I've never seen a group so excited to discuss all their illnesses in my life (even psyche boards are less enthusiastic...of course they're all trying to find solutions not wallow in vague symptoms). On a site where complaining has been raised to an art form, the mystery illness is DUmmie foreplay.

Cindie
Title: Re: hypochondrial mopinko primitive sees another specialist
Post by: USA4ME on November 12, 2009, 04:18:39 PM
This is the same primitive who would have preferred cancer to having 5 kids.  I feel sorry for the children of primitives, not having a real loving parent and all.

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